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(Newser)   Jerry Sandusky worked hard for his pension, and he doesn't think he should lose it over a few dozen pesky rape convictions   (newser.com) divider line 141
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2012-12-06 01:09:58 PM
GFY Jerry
 
2012-12-06 01:12:29 PM

lordjupiter: So wishing poetic justice on a CONVICTED RAPIST PEDO is the same as saying "she was asking for it"? Mmmm nah. Nice troll attempt, though.

Is there any reason Old Rapey can't be brought up on civil charges that funnel his pension to the victims?


That's not what trolling is.
 
2012-12-06 01:12:48 PM

booger42: GFY Jerry


Jerry: "Ugh. Too old"
 
2012-12-06 01:13:32 PM
I think that what the state is arguing is that while Sandusky might have "retired", he still had an office in the athletic building, unlimited access to the facilities, and was most likely still being consulted by Paterno and the rest of the coaching staff. He was retired in name only, most likely in an attempt to keep the stink of his kiddie-diddling off the program if it ever became public. He worked for the state in all but name, and I'm willing to bet that if you asked him in 2004, he would have cheerfully told you that he worked for the Penn State football program. I can see why the state is at least trying to go after the money.
 
2012-12-06 01:13:41 PM

SkylineRecords: Random Anonymous Blackmail: The My Little Pony Killer

Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?

12 days of anal rape on pay per view or the holiday season.

We can call it "Hell in a Cell". Is that taken???


"The Penn pen pin"?
 
2012-12-06 01:14:21 PM

Private_Citizen: So long as Sandusky lives, his pension should be paid... and equally divided amongst his victims.


Came here to say that. They could extend it a bit beyond his death as far as I'm concerned. After all, the state of Pennsylvania, some of whose employees knew about Sandusky and allowed him to continue, would be paying.
 
2012-12-06 01:15:40 PM
ginandbacon

Loathsome toad might have a case.
The california teachers union supports him 100%
 
2012-12-06 01:16:02 PM

Mentalpatient87: david_gaithersburg: If only he held a degree in puppetry, then he would be Fark acceptable.

Just stop for two seconds and think about how you're defending a child rapist. Do you really think you have the high ground?


Just stop for 3 seconds and think how you're responding to a troll. Do you really think it's worth it?
 
2012-12-06 01:17:24 PM
Yes, he should be able to have a pension...and all of his pension should be used to pay restitution to his victims. He doesn't need it anyway since the state will be taking care of his needs.
 
2012-12-06 01:17:57 PM

Warlordtrooper: Alright folks. The other day you talked about rape culture if you want to see what rape culture is just watch how many people cheer for sandusky to be raped


That's not 'rape culture', that's 'an eye for an eye' justice.
 
2012-12-06 01:20:19 PM
imageshack.us

'You GET NOTHING!'
 
2012-12-06 01:21:02 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?


Man, you must be Sandusky's little biatch. Make the worthless shiat suffer; letting someone kill him just means he gets to end it quick. I want the bastard to have the finest healthcare imaginable. And by that, I mean I want him to have access to the very best hospital in the world, be at the top of every possible transplant list, and have absurdly well-trained doctors on call 24/7. I want every possible life-saving procedure done on the sick farker. 30 years from now, I want him in the same cell, begging to die, and someone looking down at him saying "No".

Now, if you want to let him serve as the US military's non-lethal torture training dummy, then go for it; the fact that he can't give them useful information would be a plus - but always have top-flight medical care standing by to get him back up to fighting trim before the next session.

/you people have no sense of restraint and non-proportional retribution
 
2012-12-06 01:22:32 PM

theMightyRegeya: david_gaithersburg: If only he held a degree in puppetry, then he would be Fark acceptable.

Yeah, chatting with gay teens who have consented to talking to you, then meeting up with them for sex, is exactly the same as using physical force to have sex with 10-year-olds.

/I think Kevin Clash should be investigated and, if found guilty, prosecuted
//still not the same
///not even close


I understand what you are saying, but to many people farking an underaged male in the ass is wrong and it doesn't matter whether there was consent or not and most of those who think it is wrong also think that the penalty should be death by prison gang.

Parthenogenetic: Random Anonymous Blackmail: The My Little Pony Killer

Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?

12 days of anal rape on pay per view or the holiday season.

On the First Day of Christmas, for Jerry Sandusky: A stay in the penitentiary

On the Second Day of Christmas for Jerry Sandusky: Two hairy balls, and a stay in the penitentiary

On the Third Day of Christmas for Jerry Sandusky: Three horny dudes, two hairy balls, and a stay in the penitentiary

etc.


On the sixth day of Christmas for Jerry Sandusky, his fellow prisoners gave to him...
6 Cleveland Steamers
5...Cock...Rings
4 Black Cocks
3 French Anal Kisses
2 Hairy Balls
...and a stay in the penitentiary
 
2012-12-06 01:23:21 PM

TheRameres: tnpir:

Oh, and Sandusky should be locked into an outhouse and set on fire.

Is that your closing argument?


Nothing further, your honor.
 
2012-12-06 01:23:44 PM

phalamir: Man, you must be Sandusky's little biatch. Make the worthless shiat suffer; letting someone kill him just means he gets to end it quick. I want the bastard to have the finest healthcare imaginable. And by that, I mean I want him to have access to the very best hospital in the world, be at the top of every possible transplant list, and have absurdly well-trained doctors on call 24/7. I want every possible life-saving procedure done on the sick farker. 30 years from now, I want him in the same cell, begging to die, and someone looking down at him saying "No".


You forgot to add a Penn State death penalty to the list. Let the bastard watch it crumble, and despair. Of course, the cowards on the NCAA board don't think that's appropriate, so that won't happen either.
 
2012-12-06 01:26:17 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?


I don't care what anyone did. A prison sentence shouldn't be a license for someone to get murdered. That's just wrong. Staring at walls for life is punishment enough.
 
2012-12-06 01:26:49 PM
DNRTFA, but if it didn't mention Paterno's pension as well...his is in the ballpark of 80-90k per year, and the family was going to fight for that money.

Uhm...no. Since the University threw the hammer down on Paterno for lying and covering up, and since it's been said that had JoePa were still alive, he would face criminal charges, then that money should be forfeited just like Sandusky's. Trust me, the Paterno family isn't going to starve after the millions the lying old man made for years during all these rapings.
 
2012-12-06 01:29:10 PM
What does he think the money will do for him? Is he gonna glue it all together into an ch-ass-tity belt?
 
2012-12-06 01:29:12 PM
img2-cdn.newser.com

wdca.images.worldnow.com
"Point of inquiry... why does that law enforcement official have a cowboy hat when he is neither a cowboy nor in any reasonable proximity to the region of the United States where such headwear originated?"
 
2012-12-06 01:29:28 PM

browntimmy: fiver5: david_gaithersburg: If only he held a degree in puppetry, then he would be Fark acceptable.

Actually if Sandusky came forward and said he though he should pay more taxes (and so should everyone else, except of course for the people who post on fark) then he would be a *true* hero, and not guilty.

If you don't happen to be a troll, know that you just sided with possibly the biggest recurring troll Fark has at the moment. Then take a long look at your life.


.
Huh? Myself and about 10% of the board are the sane ones here, the other 90% are the ones trolling. A sea of trolls.
 
2012-12-06 01:31:57 PM

lordjupiter: Warlordtrooper: Alright folks. The other day you talked about rape culture if you want to see what rape culture is just watch how many people cheer for sandusky to be raped


So wishing poetic justice on a CONVICTED RAPIST PEDO is the same as saying "she was asking for it"? Mmmm nah. Nice troll attempt, though.



Actually it kind of is. In both cases you are arguing that rape is a suitable and just punishment for an individual's misconduct, perceived or actual. Magnitude of the misconduct has no bearing. Rape should never be condoned as a valid punishment.
 
2012-12-06 01:32:04 PM
Here's hoping anyone in the position to give Sandusky what he wants tells him to blow it out his ass. Of all the times that the judicial system treats people unfairly, why can't THIS be one of them? At least this time it wouldn't be outrageous.
 
2012-12-06 01:36:12 PM
Give him his pension. Find out when the first known date of sexual abuse occurred and then use the day before as the cut off point. Everything earned after that date is simply erased.
 
2012-12-06 01:37:42 PM
Shut up, Ped.
 
2012-12-06 01:37:54 PM
Good. Give the man his pension. More money to go to his victims. He undoubtedly will end up owing more than his total current assets from civil litigation.
 
2012-12-06 01:37:58 PM

v2micca: lordjupiter: Warlordtrooper: Alright folks. The other day you talked about rape culture if you want to see what rape culture is just watch how many people cheer for sandusky to be raped


So wishing poetic justice on a CONVICTED RAPIST PEDO is the same as saying "she was asking for it"? Mmmm nah. Nice troll attempt, though.



Actually it kind of is. In both cases you are arguing that rape is a suitable and just punishment for an individual's misconduct, perceived or actual. Magnitude of the misconduct has no bearing. Rape should never be condoned as a valid punishment.


No, it should not. But when a convicted rapist goes to jail and gets raped by some of his fellow criminals, well, that is just hilarious!
 
2012-12-06 01:40:02 PM

SkylineRecords: Random Anonymous Blackmail: The My Little Pony Killer

Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?

12 days of anal rape on pay per view or the holiday season.

We can call it "Hell in a Cell". Is that taken???


www.wrestlingvalley.org

Yup, but maybe the WWE could allow the name to be used so long as the PPV is commentated by Bobby and the Gorilla with Cena as the ass-pounder treating Sandusky like one of his fat girls.

"Hey Gorilla know what I just discovered about John Cena?"

"What Brain?"

"He's no Hulk Hogan"

"Will you Stop?"

"That's how he got into this mess in the first place!"

"Brain!"

/channelling...
 
2012-12-06 01:41:51 PM

mooseyfate: Here's hoping anyone in the position to give Sandusky what he wants tells him to blow it out his ass. Of all the times that the judicial system treats people unfairly, why can't THIS be one of them? At least this time it wouldn't be outrageous.


So you wouldn't consider seizure of assets in addition to imprisonment when all other individuals convicted of similar crimes on face imprisonment to be outrageous? I sure do. The guy is a monster but the law is the same for all of us.You shouldn't be so quick to take the rights of others away because someday somehow your rights might get taken from you.

/taking his pension won't make him less of a scumbag or any of his victims less raped
 
2012-12-06 01:42:23 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: /not sure if you're trolling or just stupid.


Yea, I'm the stupid one here. Not the guy moralizing about a contract dispute just because one party to the contract is a bad person.
 
2012-12-06 01:43:25 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: SkylineRecords: Random Anonymous Blackmail: The My Little Pony Killer

Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?

12 days of anal rape on pay per view or the holiday season.

We can call it "Hell in a Cell". Is that taken???

[www.wrestlingvalley.org image 850x533]

Yup, but maybe the WWE could allow the name to be used so long as the PPV is commentated by Bobby and the Gorilla with Cena as the ass-pounder treating Sandusky like one of his fat girls.

"Hey Gorilla know what I just discovered about John Cena?"

"What Brain?"

"He's no Hulk Hogan"

"Will you Stop?"

"That's how he got into this mess in the first place!"

"Brain!"

/channelling...


Hmmm...I think our B&G alt has been exposed.
 
2012-12-06 01:43:31 PM

kregh99: [img2-cdn.newser.com image 300x250]

[wdca.images.worldnow.com image 382x512]
"Point of inquiry... why does that law enforcement official have a cowboy hat when he is neither a cowboy nor in any reasonable proximity to the region of the United States where such headwear originated?"


Because, while he might not be as bad as the molester he is escorting, he also is a detestable turd.

Never met anyone with the cowboy self-image who wasn't.
 
2012-12-06 01:43:31 PM

Mock26: v2micca: lordjupiter: Warlordtrooper: Alright folks. The other day you talked about rape culture if you want to see what rape culture is just watch how many people cheer for sandusky to be raped


So wishing poetic justice on a CONVICTED RAPIST PEDO is the same as saying "she was asking for it"? Mmmm nah. Nice troll attempt, though.



Actually it kind of is. In both cases you are arguing that rape is a suitable and just punishment for an individual's misconduct, perceived or actual. Magnitude of the misconduct has no bearing. Rape should never be condoned as a valid punishment.

No, it should not. But when a convicted rapist goes to jail and gets raped by some of his fellow criminals, well, that is just hilarious!


I actually find it to be a sad indictment of our entire Penal system that institutionalization caries with it the implicit sentencing to repeat forced sodomy. Then, as a public, instead of reacting to this knowledge with horror, we trivialize or justify it. Third world nationals fear our prisons. That is not a point of pride or humor.
 
2012-12-06 01:44:35 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: What does he think the money will do for him? Is he gonna glue it all together into an ch-ass-tity belt?


Actually, he might very well be hoping for that, in a way. There's got to be one hell of a bidding war going on in that place right now, all for the chance to "accidentally" wind up in the same room as Sandusky while the guards look the other way for a few minutes. With the kind of money Sandusky's pension offers, he could easily out-bribe any of the other prisoners.
 
2012-12-06 01:44:49 PM

FinFangFark: Representative of the unwashed masses: SkylineRecords: Random Anonymous Blackmail: The My Little Pony Killer

Can they let him into the general population so that he can be killed now, or are we waiting until Christmas for that?

12 days of anal rape on pay per view or the holiday season.

We can call it "Hell in a Cell". Is that taken???

[www.wrestlingvalley.org image 850x533]

Yup, but maybe the WWE could allow the name to be used so long as the PPV is commentated by Bobby and the Gorilla with Cena as the ass-pounder treating Sandusky like one of his fat girls.

"Hey Gorilla know what I just discovered about John Cena?"

"What Brain?"

"He's no Hulk Hogan"

"Will you Stop?"

"That's how he got into this mess in the first place!"

"Brain!"

/channelling...

Hmmm...I think our B&G alt has been exposed.


Nope, I'd take credit if it were me, I love me some Bobby and Gorilla posts! but it seemed like a good Bobby and Gorilla moment.
 
2012-12-06 01:45:39 PM

Egoy3k: mooseyfate: Here's hoping anyone in the position to give Sandusky what he wants tells him to blow it out his ass. Of all the times that the judicial system treats people unfairly, why can't THIS be one of them? At least this time it wouldn't be outrageous.

So you wouldn't consider seizure of assets in addition to imprisonment when all other individuals convicted of similar crimes on face imprisonment to be outrageous? I sure do. The guy is a monster but the law is the same for all of us.You shouldn't be so quick to take the rights of others away because someday somehow your rights might get taken from you.

/taking his pension won't make him less of a scumbag or any of his victims less raped


Well I guess it's a good thing I feel 26 more years of not raping little kids in my future.
 
2012-12-06 01:48:01 PM

Ugetsu: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AliceBToklasLives: Private_Citizen: So long as Sandusky lives, his pension should be paid... and equally divided amongst his victims.

Yes - the civil cases will take care of his pension.

/Odds on a guard making a 'mistake' and letting Sandusky get attacked (and possibly Dahmered)?
//Probably a question of 'when' rather than 'if'

That may be completely untrue. Case in point - OJ Simpson was found guilty in his murder civil case; however, Simpsons NFL pension (something like $30,000.00/month) cannot be touched at all for restitution.

/YMMV regarding individual state laws.

His victims cannot divert his pension but he can be ordered to pay them 30,000 a month.

That's effectively the same.


Not the same at all.

"Divert his pension" = getting the money.

"ordered to pay" = getting squat.

(OJ was ordered to pay... How much of OJ's pension $$$ have the Goldmans received????)

www.dvdactive.com

/ I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.
 
2012-12-06 01:48:25 PM
Thanks Public Sector Unions!

The California Public School Teachers heartily support Sandusky in his efforts for justice.

/Teachers Unions: DO IT FOR THE KIDS!
 
2012-12-06 01:48:36 PM

ginandbacon: Loathsome toad might have a case.


**sigh**. Yeah, that about sums it up.
 
2012-12-06 01:49:37 PM

mooseyfate: Egoy3k: mooseyfate: Here's hoping anyone in the position to give Sandusky what he wants tells him to blow it out his ass. Of all the times that the judicial system treats people unfairly, why can't THIS be one of them? At least this time it wouldn't be outrageous.

So you wouldn't consider seizure of assets in addition to imprisonment when all other individuals convicted of similar crimes on face imprisonment to be outrageous? I sure do. The guy is a monster but the law is the same for all of us.You shouldn't be so quick to take the rights of others away because someday somehow your rights might get taken from you.

/taking his pension won't make him less of a scumbag or any of his victims less raped

Well I guess it's a good thing I feel 26 more years of not raping little kids in my future.


You missed the actually point of the argument more spectacularly than Tebow misses a checkdown receiver.
 
2012-12-06 01:50:13 PM
I'm sorry, but his pension doesn't have a damned thing to do with his crimes. He earned it and it is his. Taking it away only hurts his family, who are innocent. THis whole Sandusky case if a cluster-fark. Penn State should be ashamed of its own behavior in the matter.
 
2012-12-06 01:51:21 PM

Private_Citizen: So long as Sandusky lives, his pension should be paid... and equally divided amongst his victims.


Sure, why not?
 
2012-12-06 01:53:32 PM

JackieRabbit: I'm sorry, but his pension doesn't have a damned thing to do with his crimes. He earned it and it is his. Taking it away only hurts his family, who are innocent. THis whole Sandusky case if a cluster-fark. Penn State should be ashamed of its own behavior in the matter.


Well if by "earned" you mean he was let go early from his contract at Penn State b/c of the first allegations of showing with a boy that the DA (who vanished into thin air) was investigating, at a time when he was penned to be the next headcoach should Paterno retire. A pension he earned after that, when he was allowed on campus and in the facilities, to take boys to rape, several times, and use their resources to buy their silence by taking them to football games, and giving them gear?

Yeah. He should keep it. Just like Paterno's family should keep his pension.
 
2012-12-06 01:54:23 PM

JackieRabbit: I'm sorry, but his pension doesn't have a damned thing to do with his crimes. He earned it and it is his. Taking it away only hurts his family, who are innocent. THis whole Sandusky case if a cluster-fark. Penn State should be ashamed of its own behavior in the matter.


It's the same as OJ's NFL pension being exempt from the civil action I believe. His wife is no prize but she shouldn't be made homeless either...
 
2012-12-06 01:54:57 PM

lohphat: We, in theory, have a justice system, not a vengeance system.

If he's serving the prescribed punishment for his crime then he's been treated equally under the law. If its mob vengeance where he money is taken, his house burned to the ground, and his family tossed out on the street, why should they be punished for his crimes unless the money was acquired via an act of crime (e.g. embezzlement)?

His assets are not part of the sentence.


Now you're just being reasonable. Stop it. No place for that around here.
 
2012-12-06 01:56:44 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-06 01:57:54 PM

v2micca: Mock26: v2micca: lordjupiter: Warlordtrooper: Alright folks. The other day you talked about rape culture if you want to see what rape culture is just watch how many people cheer for sandusky to be raped


So wishing poetic justice on a CONVICTED RAPIST PEDO is the same as saying "she was asking for it"? Mmmm nah. Nice troll attempt, though.



Actually it kind of is. In both cases you are arguing that rape is a suitable and just punishment for an individual's misconduct, perceived or actual. Magnitude of the misconduct has no bearing. Rape should never be condoned as a valid punishment.

No, it should not. But when a convicted rapist goes to jail and gets raped by some of his fellow criminals, well, that is just hilarious!

I actually find it to be a sad indictment of our entire Penal system that institutionalization caries with it the implicit sentencing to repeat forced sodomy. Then, as a public, instead of reacting to this knowledge with horror, we trivialize or justify it. Third world nationals fear our prisons. That is not a point of pride or humor.


You do, of course, have citations to support your claim that third world nationals fear our prisons, right?

As for what happens to rapists and murderers and child molesters and other such scum, it is in fact a point of pride and a point of humor. Just sentencing them to jail is too lenient, and if there is a little bit of extra justice dished out by their fellow inmates, good for them.
 
2012-12-06 01:58:43 PM
He'll need that giant penis pension if he wants to have leverage against other prisoners who seek to do him harm.
 
2012-12-06 02:00:02 PM

beta_plus: Thanks Public Sector Unions!

The California Public School Teachers heartily support Sandusky in his efforts for justice.

/Teachers Unions: DO IT FOR THE KIDS!


Gee I am about the most anti-union guy you will meet, but I guess I got to agree with the commies here.

If you commit a crime, you should be punished by the criminal system (which can include seizure of assets). If you are civilly liable to someone, the court can order you to turn over some of you your assets to the harmed party.

How in the fark all does that suddenly mean automatic loss of pensions? Why should committing a crime make you automatically lose your pension (which is an asset that you directly or indirectly earned?)

It makes as much sense as saying "Oh you committed a felony so we are just going to take your house away. Not because the court ordered your restitution in the value of your home, but just since you own it, and you did something bad, you don't own it anymore, because it makes us feel good"

Oh wait I doesn't even know why I'm asking this hypothetical question. I already know the answer. It's because fark.com posters masturbate at the though of the government taking peoples money. It's what feeds you.
 
2012-12-06 02:00:09 PM

Private_Citizen: So long as Sandusky lives, his pension should be paid... and equally divided amongst his victims.


See, that's why I'm saying it should be held in trust and handed over to him upon his release. Given the 30-60 year sentence, this is extremely unlikely to happen while he is still alive (I personally doubt he'll even make it ten years). Once his estate has the money, let the victims' families sue for it: they have less than zero chance of losing, and as creditors, they will be among those who get first dibs.

Sandusky gets what's his, but never sees a penny of it, and the people who deserve the money wind up with it in the end, all within the system. No need for arbitrary extra punishments. No need to ignore the law. It takes a little longer, but there is time.
 
2012-12-06 02:05:27 PM

david_gaithersburg: I desperately want to make this about race!


beta_plus: I desperately want to make this about unions!


Rest of thread: Yawn.
 
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