cgraves67: This sounds like the plot to a bad Ben Stiller movie.
limeyfellow: cgraves67: This sounds like the plot to a bad Ben Stiller movie.FTFY.
starlost: and my basement freezer isn't working well.
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: "Someone else reported Kurtshals voted illegally on election day. He wasn't eligible because of his criminal record."I'd really like to know who he voted for.[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x383]
master_dman: I'm sure he was an Obama voter.
cleveoh: Kurtshals used to be a licensed mortician for 17 years, but he lost his license in 1996 and went to prison for theft for mishandling clients' money.Someone else reported Kurtshals voted illegally on election day. He wasn't eligible because of his criminal record.Kurzhals is also facing shoplifting and driving on a suspended license charges.They forgot littering & disturbing the peace.
The Larch: I can see two sides to this. One the one hand, burying people with expensive jewelry is pointless. It's not like she's going to get any enjoyment out of the ring; it's just going to be expensive wormfood.On the other hand, if you give someone an engagement ring you can't afford to lose, you're an idiot. You gave it to her, she kept it, now it's gone. Get over it. If you couldn't afford to lose the ring, you should have bought a cheaper ring. By the time you get married, you should have learned that you're not required to go into debt to buy some glittery smooshed coal so that a woman can brag to her friends about what high earning potential her mate has. This is doubly true if you're a 58 year old ex-convict with persistent legal problems.// I don't have any problem with conspicuous consumption. I think it's great that some people can afford to peacock around with luxury cars, custom suits, expensive watches, and ostentatious jewelry. But nothing is more pathetic to me than someone who tries to look like they can afford that stuff but really can't.
Superjew: Conspicuously missing from story: Why he didn't get the rings back in the first place.I'm guessing: douchebag future in-laws.
JohnAnnArbor: He went to Jared.
Magorn: When my mother finally had her engagement ring appriased for insurance purposes and discovered it was worth conservatively, $15-20k (how my dad managed to buy such a ring on a 1950's radar repair-man's salary is a whole nother tale) She threatened us, in dead earnest, to haunt us to the end of our days even we even considered burying it with her.
The Larch: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: "Someone else reported Kurtshals voted illegally on election day. He wasn't eligible because of his criminal record."I'd really like to know who he voted for.[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x383]Well, he's a felon, so he's probably a hard-core evangelical christian like most felons. So, he probably voted for Romney.// Politics tab. You can has it.
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