Marcus Aurelius: You can only use pistols and machetes, so the collateral damage should be fairly limited.
shanrick: Yknow, my python boot is too tightI couldnt get it off last nightA week went by, an now it's julyI finally got it offAn my girl-friend cryYou got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Diogenes: We really need to reduce their population numbers. A Burma Shave, if you will.
TheHighlandHowler: Cobra effect
give me doughnuts: Is there a cook-out after? Python is good eating.
The_Sponge: What a python permit holder in Florida might look like:[i294.photobucket.com image 200x225]
DoctorHowardDoctorFine: Too bad the pythons can't have their own competition to bring in the most Floridiots..
Smelly Pirate Hooker: I was more intrigued by the mugshot roundup below, featuring a woman wearing a shirt that says: For a good time, insert coin.Classy.
Keys dude: Pythons are making their way even down here to the Keys now -- they're pretty damn good swimmers. One's been spotted as far south as Marathon (halfway between Key Largo and Key West).
Happy Hours: And while they're out hunting the Department of Wildlife should break into their homes and kill all their snakes since they obviously aren't responsible enough to keep them from escaping into the wild.
probesport: TOO BEAUCOUP!!
schrepjm: A python permit in Florida isn't a piece of paper allowing someone to possess pythons.
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