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(The Atlantic)   Leaked Kremlin documents point to plan to introduce a softer gentler Putin without kung-fu grip or tiger accessories   (theatlantic.com) divider line 32
    More: Unlikely, kremlin, Putin, Dmitry Peskov, Naval War College, Russian President, political consulting  
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2012-12-06 10:17:40 AM
THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!
 
2012-12-06 12:18:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!


He's been republican masturbatory material for 4 years, just move on to some other piece of human trash...Paul Ryan maybe?
 
2012-12-06 12:23:21 PM
Putin on the Ritz...
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Taco
 
2012-12-06 12:23:54 PM
Does he have a miniture giraffe at least?
 
2012-12-06 12:23:54 PM
A Putin action-figure/accessories line BEGS for a photoshop contest
 
2012-12-06 12:24:32 PM
But a kinder, gentler Putin won't be able to protect us from Predators.

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2012-12-06 12:25:21 PM
Why isn't there a Putin action figure?

There's "Philadelphia" action figures....
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2012-12-06 12:26:17 PM
and he'll be reeling in some of his previous penis exaggerations

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/this is the reeled-in version
 
2012-12-06 12:26:22 PM

Hida Jiremi: But a kinder, gentler Putin won't be able to protect us from Predators.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x987]


Nice shoes.
 
2012-12-06 12:26:26 PM
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2012-12-06 12:26:32 PM
So he's gonna get nakey with a bunch of puppies like the Hoff did?
 
2012-12-06 12:33:50 PM
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[Unlikely] is right.
 
2012-12-06 12:34:03 PM

Headso: The Stealth Hippopotamus: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!

He's been republican masturbatory material for 4 years, just move on to some other piece of human trash...Paul Ryan maybe?


Four years? Are you 4 years old? Don't you remember "Pootie-Poot"? Republicans have had a man-crush on Putin for at least 10 years.
 
2012-12-06 12:34:50 PM
No one respects a Russian pussy. Just look at their declining population.
 
2012-12-06 12:40:15 PM

Fark Reddit or bust: Why isn't there a Putin action figure?

There's "Philadelphia" action figures....
[snl.jt.org image 200x150]


Dude, there totally is.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-06 12:41:18 PM
I thought the Putin action figure came with a Ruby-red lightsaber and transluscent Force Lightning bolts.
 
2012-12-06 12:41:33 PM

glenlivid: Headso: The Stealth Hippopotamus: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!

He's been republican masturbatory material for 4 years, just move on to some other piece of human trash...Paul Ryan maybe?

Four years? Are you 4 years old? Don't you remember "Pootie-Poot"? Republicans have had a man-crush on Putin for at least 10 years.


What's wrong with that?

/ He's my hero, because he's so brave and strong.

// obscure?
 
2012-12-06 01:00:15 PM

glenlivid: Headso: The Stealth Hippopotamus: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!

He's been republican masturbatory material for 4 years, just move on to some other piece of human trash...Paul Ryan maybe?

Four years? Are you 4 years old? Don't you remember "Pootie-Poot"? Republicans have had a man-crush on Putin for at least 10 years.


Well, what do you expect? If you look into his eyes, you can get a sense of his soul.
 
2012-12-06 01:03:26 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Softer and gentler than this?  They really have their work cut out for them.
 
2012-12-06 01:05:34 PM
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2012-12-06 01:06:00 PM
that reminds me, i REALLY need to finish the the script for the comic book i'm trying to sell.

'monster slayer Vladimir Putin in: Dosvedanya, Dracula '

it practically writes itself.

//the sequel would see him and teddy roosevelt fighting werewolves on the moon.
 
2012-12-06 01:10:22 PM
... why?

That guy is their international diplomatic ace in the hole. I mean, the Russian military is to the point where they're letting foreigners pay money to fire their artillery for fun, so the feared Red Army has disappeared as a tool of fear. If they don't have Bad Vlad at summit meetings where everyone else there thinks he could kill them with a thumbtack, they're hosed.
 
2012-12-06 01:11:05 PM

buttery_shame_cave: that reminds me, i REALLY need to finish the the script for the comic book i'm trying to sell.

'monster slayer Vladimir Putin in: Dosvedanya, Dracula '

it practically writes itself.

//the sequel would see him and teddy roosevelt fighting werewolves on the moon.


I'd buy a copy.
 
2012-12-06 01:12:45 PM
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2012-12-06 01:50:34 PM
A "kinder gentler" Putin would only be one who drugs his enemies into a stupor before brutally murdering them.
 
2012-12-06 01:58:14 PM
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I think he's got a way to go before winning anyone over with his new cuddly persona.
 
2012-12-06 02:35:30 PM
Fun fact: If you do a GIS for "polar bear judo" you will find that Putin appears in the first page of results.

// Originally found that out making a joke about Putin doing Judo with Polar bears to my office mate.
// He didn't believe me, and GISed it, and we both fell over laughing afterwords.
 
2012-12-06 02:43:59 PM
Well, he WAS going to unleash his new softer, gentler persona. But, they can't find the key to that cell..
 
2012-12-06 02:59:31 PM

Hida Jiremi: Fark Reddit or bust: Why isn't there a Putin action figure?

Dude, there totally is.


His PR people have done a good job shaping his image that this pose doesn't even seem unrealistic.

When I see Reagan riding a velociraptor and toting an assault rifle, I know it's wrong right off the bat, and not just because of the dinosaur. Same with Washington fighting a tiger while crossing the Delaware. This? This seems like an illustration from a biography.

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x620]

Softer and gentler than this? They really have their work cut out for them.


The saddest thing is, that puppy obviously knows he'll kill it if it doesn't cooperate.
 
2012-12-06 03:12:10 PM
Free polonium-210 milkshakes for everyone!
 
2012-12-06 03:40:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Not bad
 
2012-12-06 03:57:10 PM

Mega Steve: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x486]
Not bad


Trigger is sweetah!
 
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