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2012-12-06 11:41:42 AM
4 votes:
Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie.
2012-12-06 12:05:36 PM
3 votes:
There's Something About LaDre'Shontavia
2012-12-06 03:39:11 PM
2 votes:
Inchoate:

I knew a guy once who thought "Norepinephrine", all context aside, sounded like a lovely name for a girl. It really does... context aside.

/names are fun!

I wonder if this is how Nora Ephron got her name!
2012-12-06 11:45:19 AM
2 votes:
img69.imageshack.us

/oblig
2012-12-06 11:40:25 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Todays little whores just can't live up to that name.


/Relax, it was a joke
2012-12-06 09:54:29 PM
1 votes:

GentDirkly: This farker is the father to be of an unnamed girl. Wife hates basically every name I suggest. She liked Isabella, but then I told her it was trendy due to a vampire book and now she doesn't like it. We're maybe thinking about Isabelle or Danielle or Gabrielle too. But she doesn't like these as much.

Please suggest names for us. We're stumped. All I know is I don't like -son names like Madison and I'd prefer 3 syllables or less.


Crunk.
2012-12-06 05:46:44 PM
1 votes:
"We don't have a list of baby names, but we do have a list of the names of people we hate"
2012-12-06 01:04:34 PM
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I kind of like "Last; Middle; First" with the semicolons. See how many databases you can screw up.


imgs.xkcd.com
2012-12-06 01:02:39 PM
1 votes:
I kind of like "Last; Middle; First" with the semicolons. See how many databases you can screw up.
2012-12-06 12:51:29 PM
1 votes:

sadbad: Oh my little darling baby Agaracis! Polyporus! Russela,Amanita, Ganoderma, Psathyrella - the options are endless!


Only if she's cute as a button
2012-12-06 12:48:35 PM
1 votes:
i'm gonna name mine McFirst McMiddle

for short he can go by McGriddle
2012-12-06 12:40:31 PM
1 votes:

GentDirkly: This farker is the father to be of an unnamed girl. Wife hates basically every name I suggest. She liked Isabella, but then I told her it was trendy due to a vampire book and now she doesn't like it. We're maybe thinking about Isabelle or Danielle or Gabrielle too. But she doesn't like these as much.

Please suggest names for us. We're stumped. All I know is I don't like -son names like Madison and I'd prefer 3 syllables or less.


Just add gh to every syllable.

Ighzaughbeghllaugh

Now it's unique!
2012-12-06 12:18:12 PM
1 votes:

GentDirkly


This farker is the father to be of an unnamed girl. Wife hates basically every name I suggest. She liked Isabella, but then I told her it was trendy due to a vampire book and now she doesn't like it. We're maybe thinking about Isabelle or Danielle or Gabrielle too. But she doesn't like these as much.

Please suggest names for us. We're stumped. All I know is I don't like -son names like Madison and I'd prefer 3 syllables or less.


Memphis Belle?

Ringmabelle?

Dorabelle?

Chanterelle?

Sociabelle?
2012-12-06 12:18:07 PM
1 votes:

GentDirkly: This farker is the father to be of an unnamed girl. Wife hates basically every name I suggest. She liked Isabella, but then I told her it was trendy due to a vampire book and now she doesn't like it. We're maybe thinking about Isabelle or Danielle or Gabrielle too. But she doesn't like these as much.

Please suggest names for us. We're stumped. All I know is I don't like -son names like Madison and I'd prefer 3 syllables or less.


Stanley Ann
2012-12-06 12:14:05 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Rapmaster2000: Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie.


Let's try this again...

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-06 11:52:21 AM
1 votes:

tricycleracer: There's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.


i48.tinypic.com

The hell you say!
2012-12-06 11:49:20 AM
1 votes:
You know? Yeah. There's another soft name for a boy. Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shiat out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.
2012-12-06 11:44:18 AM
1 votes:
I heard Mary goes down and Emma gives it up.
2012-12-06 09:55:29 AM
1 votes:
If Mary had been the name of the girl in Twilight it would have shot right back to the top just like Isabella did.
 
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