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(New York Daily News)   Eminem's daughter continues the family tradition of pointless feuds with pop stars. Oh, they grow up so fast   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
    More: Silly, Taylor Swift, Eminem, Twitter, dating  
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2012-12-06 02:41:44 PM  

scottydoesntknow: doczoidberg: abhorrent1: [cdn.buzznet.com image 580x435] 

can I fap to this?

Wow....

Just...wow.

Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?


collider.com
Understands that pain
 
2012-12-06 02:51:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: doczoidberg: abhorrent1: [cdn.buzznet.com image 580x435] 

can I fap to this?

Wow....

Just...wow.

Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?



I'd just yell, "I like your daughter's boobs!" in order to get it out of the way and clear the air.

From that point on, let the chips fall where they may.
 
2012-12-06 02:56:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 03:01:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: doczoidberg: abhorrent1: [cdn.buzznet.com image 580x435] 

can I fap to this?

Wow....

Just...wow.

Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?


Is Eminem intimidating or scary or something?
 
2012-12-06 03:07:20 PM  

devilskware: Is Eminem intimidating or scary or something?


No but the chaparones he sends on his daughters dates probably are.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-12-06 03:45:34 PM  

mjohnson71: A friend works as an usher at the local arena. He said that when Swift played here two nights in a row, all hers cues and actions were the same both nights. The pre-song chatter/stories, the wide open mouth gasps, the hand to the heart move and the demure look down/look up combos. Every little action was planned down to Broadway play standards.


Hmmmm

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-06 03:47:14 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: People who care about what Eminem's daughter thinks about Taylor Swift are an unstoppable tsunami of stupid. With or without twitter, people like this will find a way to be annoying.


Yeah but this allows them to concentrate and purify the stoopied
 
2012-12-06 03:57:38 PM  

NuttierThanEver: mjohnson71: scottydoesntknow: master_dman: Whoever it was.. they have a point.. Taylor swift has been on more weiners than ketchup.

She has some serious man issues.

It's her inspiration. Every D she's been on has produced a platinum album for her.

Can't remember which show it was, but they played clips from her concert and damn near every song started with "This song is about a guy who I thought I would spend my life with" or "This song is about a man who I thought was my soul mate". Pretty funny.

A friend works as an usher at the local arena. He said that when Swift played here two nights in a row, all hers cues and actions were the same both nights. The pre-song chatter/stories, the wide open mouth gasps, the hand to the heart move and the demure look down/look up combos. Every little action was planned down to Broadway play standards.

So what? My cousin worked in Vegas as a Black Jack dealer for years and he saw Wayne Newton 5-6 times over a 20 year period he said the act was nearly always the same right down to the time in the show he would untie his bow tie and take off his tux jacket.
If a schtick works most performers tend to stick with it.


this. a rock concert by seasoned performers is little different than a play. the performers practice, practice, rehearse, rehearse, and then perform. of course it is the same show over and over. seen slayer like 3 times. same show, same banter, same crap said before the songs, and these were shows YEARS apart. it is how it is. no different than a stand up comedian. you work out 45 minutes of material and practice it until you can do it in your sleep.

why are people surprised when they find out that rock concerts are staged?
 
2012-12-06 04:03:53 PM  
If Taylor Swift remains true to form her response will be:

"Got some stupid tweets from Hailie Mathers, wrote a song about it, here it go"
 
2012-12-06 04:26:22 PM  

mjohnson71: So what are Taylor Swift fans called? Swifters?


They're called 12-year-old girls
 
2012-12-06 04:31:08 PM  

ChrisDe: mjohnson71: So what are Taylor Swift fans called? Swifters?

They're called 12-year-old girls


Swift-Boaters, I think
 
2012-12-06 04:38:22 PM  
I must be getting old. I had to look up who both of them were and after, I still wasn't sure
 
2012-12-06 04:40:46 PM  

Phaeon: ChrisDe: mjohnson71: So what are Taylor Swift fans called? Swifters?

They're called 12-year-old girls

Swift-Boaters, I think


Swifties, Tom said quickly.
 
2012-12-06 04:47:20 PM  

ChrisDe: mjohnson71: So what are Taylor Swift fans called? Swifters?

They're called 12-year-old girls


I need to re-paint my van. Perhaps "Taylor Swift Concert Shuttle" will work better.
 
2012-12-06 05:41:49 PM  

advex101: If Taylor Swift remains true to form her response will be:

"Got some stupid tweets from Hailie Mathers, wrote a song about it, wanna hear it here it go"


Fixed
 
2012-12-06 06:06:03 PM  

DubyaHater: advex101: If Taylor Swift remains true to form her response will be:

"Got some stupid tweets from Hailie Mathers, wrote a song about it, wanna hear it here it go"

Fixed


Now if she only had the talent of David Alan Grier
 
2012-12-06 07:26:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: doczoidberg: abhorrent1: [cdn.buzznet.com image 580x435] 

can I fap to this?

Wow....

Just...wow.

Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?


I can just picture him and Dr. Dre doing some shiat like on Bad Boys 2.
 
2012-12-06 08:50:30 PM  

abhorrent1: devilskware: Is Eminem intimidating or scary or something?

No but the chaparones he sends on his daughters dates probably are.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 400x315]


Hmm. I can see that. Probably even scarier if you're the owner of an all you can eat buffet restaurant.
 
2012-12-06 09:05:13 PM  
Given her parentage, she's probably crazy as a loon.
 
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2012-12-06 09:45:09 PM  
Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?

hahahahaha, not only is he/his body guards intimidating, but he's not very nice and doesn't like bullshiat. i bet she gets no dates till she moves out.
 
2012-12-06 10:11:10 PM  

advex101: If Taylor Swift remains true to form her response will be:

"Got some stupid tweets from Hailie Mathers, wrote a song about it, here it go"


+1, now excuse me I've got some Youtubing to do.
 
2012-12-06 11:23:38 PM  

pion: scottydoesntknow: doczoidberg: abhorrent1: [cdn.buzznet.com image 580x435] 

can I fap to this?

Wow....

Just...wow.

Can you imagine the poor bastard that wants to take her out and has to meet Mr. Mathers prior to picking her up?

I can just picture him and Dr. Dre doing some shiat like on Bad Boys 2.


That scene was a classic.

Link
 
2012-12-07 05:07:31 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Call we all admit that Twitter was a bad idea and shut it down?


yes we call it all and admit...

is she a misogynist assclown with a fake black rapper accent too?
 
2012-12-07 05:43:09 AM  
Ms. Swift, your vagina is not a...hmm...

Ok, I need something that is the opposite of a clown-car. People going in on a regular basis and then leaving.

-Barber-Shop
-Escalator
-Taylor Swift's Vagina

There, one of those should work when I tweet her. Hopefully she'll hear me through the echos.
 
2012-12-07 06:43:31 AM  

Vash's Apprentice: Calling ICP "stars" is stretching it, don't ya think?


Did I miss something?
 
2012-12-07 07:02:59 AM  

ingineervt: Ms. Swift, your vagina is not a...hmm...

Ok, I need something that is the opposite of a clown-car. People going in on a regular basis and then leaving.

-Barber-Shop
-Escalator
-Taylor Swift's Vagina


Revolving door?
 
2012-12-07 08:26:49 AM  

Diogenes: Slaxl: Diogenes: "OK so I'm deactivating my account now ...The media is BS."

Blaming the medium when caught saying stupid shiat? What's her Fark handle?

Kids are stupid, and kids say stupid shiat, they always have done, always will. The media is being "B.S." in drawing attention to stupid, pointless, teenage, childish drama. Can't they write about important stuff instead?

/I'm not Eminem's daughter, honest

I get that. But perhaps it's a valuable learning opportunity.

I'm sick of people who think they are immune from criticism of their stupid acts and words. It starts somewhere. End it early.


The only reason anyone paid this the slightest bit of attention is because of who she's related to. I say treat it the same as if she were a 16-year-old nobody: ignore it as the silly comments of a kid who will grow out of it like most of us did.
 
2012-12-07 09:49:11 AM  

abhorrent1: ingineervt: Ms. Swift, your vagina is not a...hmm...

Ok, I need something that is the opposite of a clown-car. People going in on a regular basis and then leaving.

-Barber-Shop
-Escalator
-Taylor Swift's Vagina

Revolving door?


Port-a-potty?
 
2012-12-07 11:07:08 AM  

FinFangFark: No, it's for following the greatest feed ever...the Iron Sheik:


Having a twitter account and not following the Iron Sheik is like having a refrigerator and never putting food in it.
 
2012-12-07 11:26:15 AM  

Vash's Apprentice
abhorrent1: ingineervt: Ms. Swift, your vagina is not a...hmm...

Ok, I need something that is the opposite of a clown-car. People going in on a regular basis and then leaving.
-Barber-Shop
-Escalator
-Taylor Swift's Vagina

Revolving door?

Port-a-potty?


I think we have a winner. 

And a quick GIS for "vagina" and "porta-potty" gives me the following:

www.toiletmuseum.com

I imagine this is what Harry saw his first night with her.

/hot like a candle flame
 
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