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(KSDK St. Louis)   Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again   (ksdk.com) divider line 35
    More: Florida, Michael Smeriglio, penis, CBS Tampa  
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2012-12-06 09:47:03 AM
Geez, if I ever own a gun, I'll be so paranoid with it. I'd never point it at anything that I cared two shiats about, unless I wanted to destroy it. Even if it was unloaded and disassembled.
 
2012-12-06 10:03:54 AM

Cythraul: Geez, if I ever own a gun, I'll be so paranoid with it. I'd never point it at anything that I cared two shiats about, unless I wanted to destroy it. Even if it was unloaded and disassembled.


Cleaning a gun is the ONLY time you might need to violate one of the three golden rules. But you unload the thing, break it down, verify it is unloaded, put the ammo in another room, and verify it is unloaded again. Then you can start cleaning, by first running the bore snake down the barrel to make sure it is really unloaded before you start pointing the gun in unsafe directions. My guess is he pulled out the mag and forgot the +1.

If he severed enough equipment he won't pass on his dna to the next gen.
 
2012-12-06 10:20:55 AM
Detachable penis....well it is now.
 
2012-12-06 10:30:56 AM
There's a vas deferens between owning a gun and knowing how to use that gun....
 
2012-12-06 10:37:34 AM
After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally donging himself.
 
2012-12-06 10:38:33 AM

beautifulbob: My guess is he pulled out the mag and forgot the +1.


That's far and away the most common cause. I'm not sure how dumb or absent-minded you have to be to forget the chamber, yet here we are. Again.
 
2012-12-06 10:50:51 AM
Darwin was not sure on this one or took pity, but still got the job done.  Darwin is getting sentimental in his old age.
 
2012-12-06 11:27:37 AM
The penisless perp:

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From another source:

And although the ending of the story sounds unfair because Lamar got caught thanks to his friend being too stupid to unload his gun while cleaning it, keep in mind that his friend shot himself in the dick.

It's all about perspective.
 
2012-12-06 12:42:53 PM
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"This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for shooting! This is now chum!"
 
2012-12-06 12:48:51 PM
well that's gonna leave a mark.
 
2012-12-06 12:49:49 PM
Thank god that they took another dangerous pot head off the streets, too.
 
2012-12-06 12:49:54 PM
Well, he DOES have the ball to do it again, but just once more.
 
2012-12-06 12:50:22 PM

beautifulbob: Cleaning a gun is the ONLY time you might need to violate one of the three golden rules.


Yep. When I clean my guns I like to spin them around and cram the shooty end into my dick so that it stays steady while I tighten the bolts and the holdy end.
 
2012-12-06 12:51:14 PM
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida (WTSP) - A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

/someone forgot to take a gun safety course. Cleaning a gun while it's loaded? It's ok you shot your balls off...us savy gun owners who actually pratice good gun safety don't want you breeding and spreading your moranicy to the rest of the gene pool.
 
2012-12-06 12:51:55 PM
Wait... Something seems familiar about this story.

Yep; we had this story back in September. I thought I recognized the idiot's picture.

Remember kids; shooting your peeny off is forever.

/ old news is so exciting!!!!
 
2012-12-06 12:52:34 PM
Oh man, that's classic Michael Smeriglio.
 
2012-12-06 12:52:56 PM
We covered this storie a couple of months ago.
 
2012-12-06 12:53:02 PM
That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.

This dude owns his own house?
 
2012-12-06 12:53:51 PM
And then, there was this guy who
Made his gun so mad that it shot off his wiener

And when, he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was bleeding

He couldn't quite explain it
He was just walking down... the street...
 
2012-12-06 12:54:41 PM
I love the patriotic American flag image above the article.
 
2012-12-06 12:54:43 PM
He heard it was an obscure cure for the French Pox and then went off half-cocked.
 
2012-12-06 12:54:58 PM
Darwin is a cruel mistress...
 
2012-12-06 12:56:23 PM

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 460x276]

"This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for shooting! This is now chum!"


/HAH..+1 FOR YOU
 
2012-12-06 12:56:46 PM
Aren't you suppose to clean out your gun when it's loaded?
/and before a hot date
 
2012-12-06 12:57:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/you're getting lazy, Fark
 
2012-12-06 12:57:46 PM

Apos: There's a vas deferens between owning a gun and knowing how to use that gun....


poppy cock

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2012-12-06 12:58:01 PM
Why did they feel the need to put the kid's name in the headline?
 
2012-12-06 12:58:48 PM

LeroyBourne: Aren't you suppose to clean out your gun when it's loaded?
/and before a hot date


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2012-12-06 01:04:10 PM

Apos: There's a vas deferens between owning a gun and knowing how to use that gun....


www.livingindefinitely.com
 
2012-12-06 01:05:16 PM
I love that quote, goes something like "It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as an example for others". Fits this guy to a T.
 
2012-12-06 01:05:32 PM
A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

First...OUCH! I cringed a bit upon reading.

Second, this emphasizes the need for a basic firearms training course for anyone buying a firearm for the first time. Not necessarily an expensive course at the local gun range, but at least an in depth orientation by an experienced person who knows what the fark they are doing and isn't just pretending they know what they are doing.

Rounds don't mysteriously pop up in a chamber during cleaning. The weapon was loaded and not properly cleared, to include an inspection of the chamber. Don't be like this guy and now dickless. Be smart.
 
2012-12-06 01:09:30 PM

Cythraul: Geez, if I ever own a gun, I'll be so paranoid with it. I'd never point it at anything that I cared two shiats about, unless I wanted to destroy it. Even if it was unloaded and disassembled.


Oh, so you'd follow the primary rule of gun safety? I don't own any guns but I know the rules. My dad took us to a gun safety course when we were kids. I'd say I can't believe people keep doing this kind of crap but people are pretty stupid.
 
2012-12-06 01:13:22 PM
B.S.
He stuck the gun in his pants and it went off.

/"Cleaning my gun," is just what they say so they don't look stupid
 
2012-12-06 02:10:29 PM
Personally, I think a good portion of the people who have shot themselves while "cleaning their gun" were actually farking around with it. Rather than admit to being a 100% dumbass, they lie and says they were "cleaning it" and plea bargain down to 85% dumbass.

I mean, unless you were rubbing down the outside of a cocked weapon with a round in the chamber. But then that's just really masturbation.
 
2012-12-06 02:18:26 PM
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Second, this emphasizes the need for a basic firearms training course for anyone buying a firearm for the first time. Not necessarily an expensive course at the local gun range, but at least an in depth orientation by an experienced person who knows what the fark they are doing and isn't just pretending they know what they are doing.

No, taking a course doesn't keep the moronic from being moronic. They will still shoot their, or someone else's, dick off. ..to the benefit of society as a whole.
 
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