I saw a documentary last night on this very subject, handyman came to the house to fix stuff, he was doing that and then was forced to service the madam of the house (repeatedly and in many rooms), her friend, and a neighbor rather than fix the sink. Seemed tragic, all the man wanted to do was fix a leak and ended up fist deep in the plumbing and debauchery.

Come to think of it, may not have been a real documentary.

In all fairness, you know how hard it is to hang on to a good handyman when you find one

Person of interest:

Evil Mackerel: Harry TButtle?

Harry Tuttle?

Nobody farks with DeJesus.