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(Huffington Post)   Fox and Friends hosts are shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that Obama doesn't want to meet with them. Gee... I wonder why?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 118
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2012-12-06 09:35:33 AM  
Obama's probably just afraid of all the American flags around the studio.

They're like garlic for socialists.
 
2012-12-06 09:35:43 AM  
Obama doesn't care about the mentally ill.
 
2012-12-06 09:36:42 AM  
Because he didn't have any pudding?
 
2012-12-06 09:37:34 AM  
That whole crew should be ashamed of themselves. They're a disgrace to journalism, they're a disgrace to punditry, they're a disgrace to television in general, and they're a disgrace to humanity.
 
2012-12-06 09:38:30 AM  
"But that channel-that's all they're going to do anyway," Doocy said the pot to the kettle.
 
2012-12-06 09:38:32 AM  
Obama doesn't consort with rapists.
 
2012-12-06 09:40:47 AM  
I thought it was because Mental Retardation Month is in June?
 
2012-12-06 09:41:02 AM  
I think the President should offer the Fox and Friends hosts the ambassadorship to the moon. Or the sun. Either would be a fine, patriotic assignment. A real chance to serve they country they love.
 
2012-12-06 09:41:57 AM  
He was going to invite the cast of Fox and Friends over but Sasha and Malia were at school so there were no other kids for them to play with.

/Maybe they can come over Saturday to eat pizza and watch "The Polar Express".
 
2012-12-06 09:42:22 AM  
We know you won't come, but we can make this a news item because our Tea Tard audience will believe that this is proof that you have something to hide.
 
2012-12-06 09:42:24 AM  
So the idea behind Fox & Friends seems to be "Let's find the two dumbest people in the world and a random Stepford Broadcaster and get them to repeat whatever GOP talking point or poutrage we tell them to without thinking."

BRILLIANT!
 
2012-12-06 09:42:30 AM  
I would hope all democrats boycott that entire network. Why would you go on an openly hostile conspiracy type "news" org.
 
2012-12-06 09:42:50 AM  
Why would he meet with them?
 
2012-12-06 09:42:55 AM  

bdMurray: Obama doesn't care about the mentally ill.


www.willisms.com
 
2012-12-06 09:43:41 AM  

incendi: That whole crew should be ashamed of themselves. They're a disgrace to journalism, they're a disgrace to punditry, they're a disgrace to television in general, and they're a disgrace to humanity.


I really don't see how anyone can consider Fox News (or any other "news" outlet) to have any journalistic standards whatsoever.
 
2012-12-06 09:44:01 AM  

doremifaq: I think the President should offer the Fox and Friends hosts the ambassadorship to the moon. Or the sun. Either would be a fine, patriotic assignment. A real chance to serve they country they love.


It would get the manned space program going, too, as we raced to build the rocket.
 
2012-12-06 09:44:50 AM  

sprawl15: Obama's probably just afraid of all the American flags around the studio.

They're like garlic for socialists.


Naw, it's a time thing, nothing against Fox. He's just giving American news networks first access.
 
2012-12-06 09:45:09 AM  
Because the party of inclusion and tolerance is anything but?
 
2012-12-06 09:45:52 AM  
He remembers his interview with O'Riely. Obama is just afraid of getting powned again.
 
2012-12-06 09:46:25 AM  
Because that dark haired one looks like Mohammed Atta, the 9/11 hijacker.

www.nndb.com thelibertytree.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-06 09:46:34 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: He was going to invite the cast of Fox and Friends over but Sasha and Malia were at school so there were no other kids for them to play with.

/Maybe they can come over Saturday to eat pizza and watch "The Polar Express".


I came to say this.
 
2012-12-06 09:46:40 AM  
What is he hiding?
 
2012-12-06 09:46:46 AM  
The President has better things to do than entertain the residents of Alternate Reality Land.
 
2012-12-06 09:46:54 AM  
Obama doesn't love lamp.
 
2012-12-06 09:47:21 AM  
"Was it something we said?"
 
2012-12-06 09:50:13 AM  

Muta: He remembers his interview with O'Riely. Obama is just afraid of getting powned again.


8/10 - you will get some good bites. misspelled pwned though.
 
2012-12-06 09:50:30 AM  
Are those guys still reporting he lost the popular vote?

(4.7 million up now with 2.9 million less voters this go around as of today)
 
2012-12-06 09:50:57 AM  

Headso: I would hope all democrats boycott that entire network. Why would you go on an openly hostile conspiracy type "news" org.


At the least, any Democrat who goes on O'Reilly's show should begin and end their time on the show by simply saying, "Andrea Mackris."
 
2012-12-06 09:51:15 AM  

tfresh: Because the party of inclusion and tolerance is anything but?


I haven't been invited to the White House, either. Clearly, this means Obama hates the Jews, tall people, longhairs, bearded folks, those with siblings, straight people and single people.

// I was invited to the Bush WH, though
// WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?
 
2012-12-06 09:51:16 AM  
You mean Fox and Friends isn't just a parody show?
 
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2012-12-06 09:51:27 AM  
I would love to see him just drop by their studio one morning unannounced and not let them prepare their derp beforehand.
 
2012-12-06 09:51:33 AM  

BitwiseShift: Because that dark haired one looks like Mohammed Atta, the 9/11 hijacker.

[www.nndb.com image 191x180] [thelibertytree.files.wordpress.com image 191x163]


Isn't he also one of those clowns who can't control himself around female co-workers? I vaugely recall that there was...(in my Kramer voice)...an incident.
 
2012-12-06 09:51:43 AM  
Obama should go bowling with the cast of Fox and Friends.
 
2012-12-06 09:53:14 AM  
photos1.blogger.com

Just have Gretchen show him a lil' sumptin' sumptin'.
 
2012-12-06 09:53:25 AM  

tfresh: Because the party of inclusion and tolerance is anything but?


HERP.

Muta: He remembers his interview with O'Riely. Obama is just afraid of getting powned again.


DERP.

Those were less than a minute apart.

This is getting dangerous - we're close to WHAARGARBL singularity.
 
2012-12-06 09:53:57 AM  

Jackson Herring: Obama should go bowling with the cast of Fox and Friends.



"Take the dick heads bowling... Take them bowling!"
 
2012-12-06 09:54:09 AM  
"Why won't that America-hating, Socialism-loving, secret Muslim, foreign-born, ineligible-to-serve, class-warfare-baiting, affirmative action poster child, wealth-distributing, handout-giving, empty suit invite us?"

:/
 
2012-12-06 09:54:42 AM  
Correction: Antelopes are a breakfast cereal.
 
2012-12-06 09:55:26 AM  

keylock71: Jackson Herring: Obama should go bowling with the cast of Fox and Friends.


"Take the dick heads bowling... Take them bowling!"


Nice.
 
2012-12-06 09:55:28 AM  
I don't blame him.

Get too close to a blackhole of ignorance that big and you risk getting sucked in for good.

I'm generally okay with people being stupid. It happens. Get used to it.
But the level of consistent, malicious and dedicated stupidity that comes out of Fox and Friends leaves me open minded to forced sterilization.
 
2012-12-06 09:56:24 AM  
While the logical side of me says it's simply b/c they haven't earned any respect, they are assholes and Obama would be lowering his own standard by giving those dipshiats the time of day.

The LOL side of me says DO IT TO IT.
 
2012-12-06 09:56:30 AM  
Carlson graduated cum laude from Stanford University in 1990, with a degree in sociology (organizational behavior). While at Stanford University, she studied abroad at Oxford University.[6] Link

Being a Republican can be damaging to your brain.
 
2012-12-06 09:57:04 AM  
Not to b-but Bush this, but didn't Bush only work with Fox and blacklist everybody else?
 
2012-12-06 09:57:47 AM  

MrBallou: doremifaq: I think the President should offer the Fox and Friends hosts the ambassadorship to the moon. Or the sun. Either would be a fine, patriotic assignment. A real chance to serve they country they love.

It would get the manned space program going, too, as we raced to build the rocket.


Newt probably has some good ideas on this.
 
2012-12-06 10:00:37 AM  
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Dear Fox and Friends and Friends,

You saw Baconator Hulahoop Fartbambo's comments about Special Olympics. You know how he feels about your kind.

Love,
Torg
 
2012-12-06 10:01:22 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [photos1.blogger.com image 400x317]

Just have Gretchen show him a lil' sumptin' sumptin'.



Seriously. The biggest draw of Fox and Friends is trying to see up the newsbabe's skirt.
 
2012-12-06 10:01:54 AM  
Fox and Friends is probably the worst bit of junk on that network, which is like the burned flake at the bottom of a box of Special K.
 
2012-12-06 10:02:48 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: tfresh: Because the party of inclusion and tolerance is anything but?

HERP.

Muta: He remembers his interview with O'Riely. Obama is just afraid of getting powned again.

DERP.

Those were less than a minute apart.

This is getting dangerous - we're close to WHAARGARBL singularity.


And I thank you for proving my point.
 
2012-12-06 10:02:49 AM  

doczoidberg: The biggest draw of Fox and Friends is trying to see up the newsbabe's skirt.


Ugh, I don't find her attractive. Give me a helping of Megyn Kelly any day.*



* assuming she doesn't talk
 
2012-12-06 10:02:50 AM  

doremifaq: I think the President should offer the Fox and Friends hosts the ambassadorship to the moon. Or the sun. Either would be a fine, patriotic assignment. A real chance to serve they country they love.


I disagree. In fact, I would suggest that President Obama emphatically recommend that the hosts (and viewers) Fox and Friends not spend hours continually staring into the sun. President Obama should in fact repeatedly stress the importance of not staring directly into the sun, nonstop, for as long as the sun is visible in the sky.
 
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