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2012-12-06 11:38:39 AM
Hey Speaker Boehner, Krump you.
 
2012-12-06 11:39:10 AM
"Dear officer Kruptke, I'm down on my knees, Obamacare wont cover my socialist disease..."
 
2012-12-06 11:41:27 AM
Krup
 
2012-12-06 11:42:44 AM
Fark Bettman.

Glad to see a NHL lockout thread on the Politics tab though.
 
2012-12-06 11:43:48 AM
www.tokeofthetown.com
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.
 
2012-12-06 11:50:06 AM

PowerSlacker: Fark Bettman.

Glad to see a NHL lockout thread on the Politics tab though.


Came here to post something like this.
 
2012-12-06 11:53:32 AM
I'm hearing more and more that Obama won't allow Republicans to play games with the debt ceiling. Exactly how will he handle it when they inevitably do this? I'm curious, because I'd like to know what recourse can be taken against these terrorists. It seems like as long as they control the House, they can play with it as much as they want.

/that's what she said
 
2012-12-06 12:00:35 PM

un4gvn666: I'm hearing more and more that Obama won't allow Republicans to play games with the debt ceiling. Exactly how will he handle it when they inevitably do this? I'm curious, because I'd like to know what recourse can be taken against these terrorists. It seems like as long as they control the House, they can play with it as much as they want.

/that's what she said


; he may, on extraordinary occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in case of disagreement between them, with respect to the time of adjournment, he may adjourn them to such time as he shall think proper;

Any constitiutional scholars want to weigh in on what that could mean? Could he tell Congress to go the fark home and just start issuing executive orders?
 
2012-12-06 12:04:30 PM

JayCab: PowerSlacker: Fark Bettman.

Glad to see a NHL lockout thread on the Politics tab though.

Came here to post something like this.


Sharks aren't playing hockey. The Jets aren't playing football. It makes sense that they'd get together
 
2012-12-06 12:19:54 PM
BOEHNER
Dear President Fart-Krupke,
You gotta understand,
Our taxes goin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our donors all are richers,
Our voters all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

BOEHNER AND GOP
Gee, President Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

OBAMA: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.
BOEHNER: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!
OBAMA: Just tell it to the press.

BOEHNER
Dear kindly Press, you libtards,
You always treat me rough.
With all your marijuana,
We cannot take a puff.
You didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why you're so bad!

DAVID AXELROD: (As Judge) Right!
President Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs Obamacare!
It's just his low taxes that oughta be curbed.
He's economic'ly disturbed!

BOEHNER
I'm disturbed!

GOP
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're economic'ly disturbed.

AXELROD: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal brain.
BOEHNER: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.
AXELROD: So take him to a headshrinker.

BOEHNER (Sings)
Heritage is a bastard,
AEI's an S.O.B.
My Koch is always plastered,
My Armey pushes TEA.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

NANCY PELOSI: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
President Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And elector'ly he's sick!

BOEHNER
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're electorally sick!

PELOSI: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. DERP is purely a conservative disease!
BOEHNER: Hey, I got a conservative disease!
PELOSI: So take him to a social worker!

BOEHNER
Dear kindly social worker,
You should go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like earning [fark].
It's not you're anti-social,
Your feel-good doesn't work.
Reaganosky! That's why you're a jerk!

KATHLEEN SIBELIUS: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
President Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy ain't pushing jobs, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

BOEHNER
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

AXELROD (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

PELOSI (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

SIBELIUS (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's orange.

AXELROD
The trouble is he stinks.

PELOSI
The trouble is stonewalling.

SIBELIUS
The trouble is he's stoned.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, President Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause we deny funding to research and stop disease.
Gee, President Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!
 
2012-12-06 12:33:30 PM

Dr Dreidel: BOEHNER
Dear President Fart-Krupke,
You gotta understand,
Our taxes goin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our donors all are richers,
Our voters all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

BOEHNER AND GOP
Gee, President Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

OBAMA: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.
BOEHNER: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!
OBAMA: Just tell it to the press.

BOEHNER
Dear kindly Press, you libtards,
You always treat me rough.
With all your marijuana,
We cannot take a puff.
You didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why you're so bad!

DAVID AXELROD: (As Judge) Right!
President Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs Obamacare!
It's just his low taxes that oughta be curbed.
He's economic'ly disturbed!

BOEHNER
I'm disturbed!

GOP
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're economic'ly disturbed.

AXELROD: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal brain.
BOEHNER: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.
AXELROD: So take him to a headshrinker.

BOEHNER (Sings)
Heritage is a bastard,
AEI's an S.O.B.
My Koch is always plastered,
My Armey pushes TEA.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

NANCY PELOSI: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
President Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And elector'ly he's sick!

BOEHNER
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're electorally sick!

PELOSI: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. DERP is purely a conservative disease!
BOEHNER: Hey, I got a conservative disease!
PELOSI: So take him to a social worker!

BOEHNER
Dear kindly social worker,
You should go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like earning [fark].
It's not you're anti-social,
Your feel-good doesn't work.
Reaganosky! That's why you're a jerk!

KATHLEEN SIBELIUS: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
President Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy ain't pushing jobs, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

BOEHNER
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

AXELROD (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

PELOSI (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

SIBELIUS (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's orange.

AXELROD
The trouble is he stinks.

PELOSI
The trouble is stonewalling.

SIBELIUS
The trouble is he's stoned.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, President Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause we deny funding to research and stop disease.
Gee, President Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!


Is there a contest for post of the year in addition to headline of the year? Because I'm voting for this post. That was beautiful.
 
2012-12-06 02:58:54 PM
Okay, and then Tony kills "Nardo, and then Chino kills Tony. Then Maria grabs the gun...
 
2012-12-06 05:00:14 PM
BOEHNER: Rocks!

PELOSI: Belts!

BOEHNER: Pipes!

PELOSI: Cans!

BOEHNER: Bricks!

PELOSI: Bats!

BOEHNER: Clubs!

PELOSI: Chains!

BOEHNER: Bottles!

PELOSI: Knives!

BOEHNER: Guns!

/What a coop full of chickens!
 
2012-12-06 07:28:17 PM
I think the Uncle farker song from the South Park movie is a better metaphor for Congress than West Side Story.
 
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