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(Times of Israel)   The smell of Napalm in the morning is so last season. And evidently, the M-75 fragrance is pleasant and attractive, like the missiles of the Palestinian resistance   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 23
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2012-12-06 09:48:39 AM  
4 votes:

MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.


Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole
2012-12-06 01:31:23 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


You know who actually DID participate with the extermination of a people?

counterjihadnews.files.wordpress.com

This guy.
2012-12-06 01:28:42 PM  
2 votes:

Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.



Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.
2012-12-06 01:21:06 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.
2012-12-06 11:52:21 AM  
2 votes:
Israel plans to release their own scent in Gaza. "White Phosphorus", a scent for men, women and children regardless of their status as Combatants or Non Combatants. White Phosphorus has the alluring scent of singed flesh and gives the wearer a feeling of deep, penetrating warmth.

Available soon everywhere within the disputed territories.
2012-12-06 11:45:01 AM  
2 votes:
Company targets products to consumers base to make money. Same ol' same ol'
2012-12-06 11:42:29 AM  
2 votes:

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil.
2012-12-06 04:29:56 PM  
1 votes:
Wow...the amount of ultraliberal bullshiat in here is staggering. Do you farkers ever stand up for ANYTHING on ANY grounds other than "what's the most indignant and intelectually superior poture to take?" It just blows my mind that you assholes make Israel out to be the bad guy when all Palestine has ever wanted to do is exterminate the Jews. I seem to remember hand grenades being thrown into Jeish elementary schools a few years ago...yup, those poor brown Palestinians are sooo oppressed. Grow a farking spine and stand up for something...anything.
2012-12-06 03:35:38 PM  
1 votes:
Step 1) Launch rockets into your neighboring country's neighborhoods and have most of them get shot down.
Step 2) Run out of rockets.
Step 3) Agree to a cease-fire
Step 4) Claim "victory."
Step 5) Create a perfume and name after the rockets that got mostly shot down and ran out of.
Step 6) Profit?
2012-12-06 03:26:29 PM  
1 votes:

Apik0r0s: I didn't choose that name, I was branded with it. It's a badge of honor, frankly. I reject the Torah as coming from God, or anywhere other than the minds of men who used fairy tales in the furtherance of power and control. I don't believe in an afterlife because such a notion is patently ridiculous. There is no observable evidence in the universe that points to life after death. It is common sense.

It's not like anybody else actually believes that crap either, but you either ape their antediluvian chants and nonsense or you don't get into the secret clubhouse. No thanks. Clubhouses built around 3000 year old books is half the problem with the world.


So you've got a chip on your shoulder. That's nice. It's not Israel's fault your cheder teachers were antisocial idiots, though. (Quite probably, your American cheder is well to the right of mainstream Judaism in Israel, to boot.)

I haven't been aping the antidiluvian chants for years, and they still let me into the clubhouse - largely because I don't spend my time there calling them racist farkheaded apartheid-supporting blind-follower automaton assholes. Sure, there are some there like that (I believe I've mentioned one or two many times here), but that's what I meant-

It's probably not best to brand yourself (and you did choose that Fark handle, pal. Even if not, you can always open a new one) as anti-[thing], then walk into where [thing] happens, and then wonder why no one takes you seriously. Dial it back, and perhaps introduce some moderation to your opinions and arguments - even if only to build some bridges with people who may want to hear what (non-hyperbolic things) you have to say.
2012-12-06 02:50:29 PM  
1 votes:

Apik0r0s: If you don't support apartheid, you're a self-hater.

If you love America more than Israel, you're a self-hater.

If you reject the use of a 3000 year old book written by a goat-herding pedophile as a real-estate deed, you're a self-hater.

If you reject God's gift to you of racial supremacy, you're a self-hater.


So if I don't support apartheid, have almost equal love for Israel and America (sue me, I lived in Israel for a while), reject The Bible as an infallible blueprint for living my life, reject the idea of racial supremacy, yet I still call myself Jewish and still generally support the Israeli side of the argument over the Palestinian side while still advocating for their self-sufficiency (and, if they want, a full decoupling from Israel) - what then?

Am I part of the Zionist conspiracy to replace the cherries inside chocolate-covered cherries with week-old mayonnaise, or am I a libtardo dhimmi moonbat who wishes death upon my countrymen?

PROTIP: the world is far, far more complex than winners and losers, right and wrong. I find that both my buddies who feel that Israel can do no wrong and my (Israeli, American expat) aunt who believes Israel has done little right ignore those parts of the argument that disagree with their conception/characterization of it, and, as most things, the answer is somewhere in between the extremes.

Personally, I think that nothing can get done so long as both sides are waging the wars of centuries ago based on the paranoias of last generation, but I'll admit I can be wrong.

// but to take such a hard line - and with a name like Apikoros, to boot - does nothing to engender any sort of enmity in a debate, online or otherwise
// an "apikores" is either one who does not accept the divinity of the Bible or one who disrespects teachers and scholars (sometimes both), and when your words make you out as the latter definition, hiding behind the former definition seems a bit dishonest
// again, I could be wrong, but that's what I'm seeing
2012-12-06 02:22:06 PM  
1 votes:
Dhimmi? Or full blown member of the death cult of islam?


His username shows him to be a self hating Jew. And one who is thoroughly ignorant about the object of his self-hate.
2012-12-06 02:12:21 PM  
1 votes:

The IDF and Israel were found by the UN and the Kahan Commission to bera responsibility for the Shatilla and Sabra massacres.


Found by the UN, the same body that put Lybia in charge of the human rights commission.

And by the Kahan commission, which, I will remind you, acknowledged what you refuse to acknowlegde:

Israel did not do Shatilla.
2012-12-06 01:40:59 PM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.


Don't bother bringing up reality.

ocschwar: Then again, it wasn't even Israel that did Shatilla.


Funny how when Israel didn't do enough to stop them it is their fault, but when Hamas doesn't do anything to stop rockets from "rogue" groups it isn't their fault. When Lebannon didn't stop hezebullah from launching rockets, it isn't their fault.
2012-12-06 01:33:03 PM  
1 votes:

Apik0r0s: ocschwar: Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.

Yeah, here's the 9 who voted against: Canada, Czech Republic, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia (Federated States of), Nauru, Panama, Palau, United States.


LOL, you feel the walls closing in on your precious little racial supremacy experiment in the Mid-East?



They've been attacked by multiple nations before. It usually didn't take long to sort things out, and gain a little more real estate.
2012-12-06 01:28:06 PM  
1 votes:

Yes, mostly from shiatholes, lol.


Look at the list of UN member states, and look them up at Freedom House.

The ambassador votes have nothing to do with how their populations feel.
2012-12-06 01:19:50 PM  
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil


You do realize that the "Jews" in Israel are also brown people, don't you? I'm sure if you tried you could put a little more antisemitism in your comments....
2012-12-06 12:50:05 PM  
1 votes:
That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here.


Maybe this guy can explain.

www.eretzyisroel.org
2012-12-06 12:14:46 PM  
1 votes:

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


9/11 by Muslim Dior. I'm sure you would be ok with this.
2012-12-06 12:12:21 PM  
1 votes:
Mmm, the sweet, sweet smell of propaganda.

No pics of the perfume. No company named. No website listed. Nothing.

All references on google come from pro-Israeli blogs, it seems.
2012-12-06 11:50:55 AM  
1 votes:
I'm waiting for the Israelis to release their white phosphorus cologne.

Again.
2012-12-06 11:43:42 AM  
1 votes:
Clearly this calls for the bombing of the factory and all the stores that carry it. Preferably in the day time when lots of people are there. You know, untargeted collateral damage.
2012-12-06 07:54:03 AM  
1 votes:
/facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.
 
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