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(Dumbass Daily)   Sharp-eyed Wal-Mart employees thwart master criminal from stealing backpack full of tampons. The ankle monitor and the fact that she had committed the same crime at their store twice before might have tipped them off   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 44
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2012-12-06 09:35:51 AM  
Heavy flow this month?
 
2012-12-06 10:33:54 AM  
If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.
 
2012-12-06 10:39:55 AM  
They're really going to rag on her in jail
 
2012-12-06 11:06:22 AM  
And I walked right thought the door. ...
 
2012-12-06 11:54:03 AM  
I predict this thread will be juicy
 
2012-12-06 11:54:40 AM  
Stolen tampons appearing at a flea market near you, no strings attached.
 
2012-12-06 11:56:09 AM  
I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb
 
2012-12-06 11:57:22 AM  

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.


If she doesn't have any other things on her record; and she keeps it under a certain amount; all three incidents would be misdemeanors. She'd probably get a ticket for each incident.

But, it seems that she might have a penchant for getting caught. I'm betting she got probation for the last one; with one of the conditions of her probation being the anklet.

/ not a lawyer; don't even play one on TV
 
2012-12-06 12:00:13 PM  
Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.
 
2012-12-06 12:02:51 PM  
I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.
 
2012-12-06 12:02:59 PM  
That's a man, man.
 
2012-12-06 12:06:43 PM  

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


That's hysterical.
 
2012-12-06 12:08:30 PM  
www.horrorphile.net
 
2012-12-06 12:08:32 PM  

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


Win
 
2012-12-06 12:17:02 PM  

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around managed to stay free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable. Period.


FTFY
 
2012-12-06 12:19:16 PM  

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-06 12:36:18 PM  
What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?
 
2012-12-06 12:38:16 PM  
Kelly Osbourne?
 
2012-12-06 12:40:52 PM  
This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.
 
2012-12-06 12:41:06 PM  

Foxxinnia: What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?


media2.wptv.com
 
2012-12-06 12:43:04 PM  

Matthew Keene: Stolen tampons appearing at a flea market near you, no strings attached.


Those aren't stolen. They're factory seconds.
 
2012-12-06 12:49:13 PM  

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.

 
2012-12-06 12:52:35 PM  

inner ted: dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.


stupid ass fark

anyhow

wutudidhasbeenseen.jpggodammitsomuch

OT
it's amazing what all can sell at the swap meet

/personal record for catching the same guy: 6 - didn't even call the cops til the last time
//he was always nice enough - just persistent
///til the last time, when he tried to scamper off
///csb
 
2012-12-06 12:54:21 PM  

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.


I'm going to have to present you with +1 for this. I sat here deciding whether I wanted to laugh or take blood pressure medicine. Laugh eventually won, but the fact that you made me waste time deciding is worth a win.
 
2012-12-06 12:56:39 PM  

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.


that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting

/if you are a gal, can you make me a sammich while you are wonking?
 
2012-12-06 01:06:44 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.


You remind me of a bunch of drivers from a previous employer. They always drove the airbrake box trucks without a CDL.
 
2012-12-06 01:07:07 PM  

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.



We should also provide free toilet paper to those who can't afford it.
 
2012-12-06 01:11:32 PM  
We should also provide free toilet paper to those a$$holes who can't afford it.

FIFM
 
2012-12-06 01:16:56 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Wrath of Heaven: Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.

You remind me of a bunch of drivers from a previous employer. They always drove the airbrake box trucks without a CDL.



Haha the only crime anymore is getting caught.
 
2012-12-06 01:20:26 PM  
Wait! Wait! Why did she have to steal tampons??? There is a Girl Code and one of the most important parts of that code is to always share your "supplies" with a woman who needs one.

She just needs to go into a women's room and shout over the stall, "Does anyone have a tampon?" It's the Girl Law!

/Or just go to the Honda dealership I go to/nice hotels/nice restaurants - they have baskets of them sitting on the counters.
 
2012-12-06 01:50:02 PM  

Foxxinnia: What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?


Chop off their hands.
 
2012-12-06 01:51:44 PM  
Well, a gal never can have too many tampons, dontchaknow.
 
2012-12-06 01:54:16 PM  
When the robber was asked about being caught stealing a backpack full of tampons, he said that thanks to his actions he had too much to absorb right now.
 
2012-12-06 02:00:05 PM  
From the title I assumed it was a woman stealing these things, but tfa only had some dude's mugshot.
 
2012-12-06 02:27:21 PM  
Backpack full of tampons.

That is all.
 
2012-12-06 02:27:40 PM  
Perhaps she wants to make festive slippers out of them?
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Oh, they're tampons?

Then she could make little ghosts for Halloween
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with googly eyes.
 
2012-12-06 03:19:00 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Perhaps she wants to make festive slippers out of them?
[img35.imageshack.us image 465x349]

Oh, they're tampons?

Then she could make little ghosts for Halloween
[img822.imageshack.us image 600x800]
with googly eyes.


Finally! I get to use this.
Or a telescope with a mouse in it.
 
2012-12-06 04:02:55 PM  
Tampons are more of a medical necessity than birth control.

Free tampons for everyone!
 
2012-12-06 04:06:04 PM  

dittybopper: Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.

That's hysterical.


OK, so no one saw what I did there? Really?
 
2012-12-06 04:34:14 PM  
Rag time, doin' a lil thievin'
Ugly broad, can't you see me heavin'
 
2012-12-06 06:25:15 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb


Thanks Igor. I was going to mention something similar.

Food stamps don't buy tampons/pads. Women need those things and they are not cheap. Many very poor women have to decide between tampons/pads and not eating or not paying some other bill. The two things I have purchased for my dirt poor sister on more than one occasion is toilet paper and tampons.

/ Sucks when you are blind with 2 kids.
// Sucks more when the father of those kids either doesn't work or only works under-the-table to avoid paying his share.
 
2012-12-06 06:47:24 PM  

Kazrath: Igor Jakovsky: I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb

Thanks Igor. I was going to mention something similar.

Food stamps don't buy tampons/pads. Women need those things and they are not cheap. Many very poor women have to decide between tampons/pads and not eating or not paying some other bill. The two things I have purchased for my dirt poor sister on more than one occasion is toilet paper and tampons.

/ Sucks when you are blind with 2 kids.
// Sucks more when the father of those kids either doesn't work or only works under-the-table to avoid paying his share.


This is pretty cheap.
www.yourblackworld.net

/i kid
//can't spare a square
 
2012-12-06 10:06:19 PM  

inner ted: poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.

that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting

Oh, right-- selling them. The big black market for tampons. Let me ask you this. If someone has money to buy tampons, why would they ask a broke bctih if she had any for sale? I dont know how much tampons are. That's something youll have to share with me.
 
2012-12-07 10:24:49 AM  

poe_zlaw: inner ted: poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.

that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting
Oh, right-- selling them. The big black market for tampons. Let me ask you this. If someone has money to buy tampons, why would they ask a broke bctih if she had any for sale? I dont know how much tampons are. That's something youll have to share with me.


you are obviously not terribly familiar with the fine world of flea markets / swap meets & all that can "fall off the truck"

i guess be glad for that
& be glad that you are fortunate enough to never have to contemplate such a thing

though it is rather remarkable the "savings" to be had on a WIDE array of products.

/ignorance is bliss non?
 
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