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Coast Guardsman returns from six weeks at sea to discover he's won $250,000 in the lottery
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Archie Goodwin
2012-12-06 08:54:44 AM
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You could say...
[Puts on sunglasses]
...his ship has come in.
YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
JRoo
2012-12-06 08:53:38 AM
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All he has to do to collect it is to send 50 dollars to Nigeria.
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