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(WTKR)   Coast Guardsman returns from six weeks at sea to discover he's won $250,000 in the lottery   (wtkr.com) divider line 14
    More: Spiffy, Mega Millions, U.S. Coast Guard, petty officers, Portsmouth, Jason Egnotovich  
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2754 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2012 at 8:50 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-06 06:32:31 AM
I'll bet he buy's a bigger boat.

Oorah Coastie!
 
2012-12-06 06:39:13 AM
Seems like our Coastie has a little more **sunglasses** petty cash
 
2012-12-06 08:53:09 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-06 08:53:38 AM
All he has to do to collect it is to send 50 dollars to Nigeria.
 
2012-12-06 08:54:44 AM
You could say...

[Puts on sunglasses]

...his ship has come in.

YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 09:15:25 AM
Farkin-ay.
Good on him! I am genuinely happy for him.
CG has one of the MOST dangerous duty rosters in THE WORLD!
I can barely think of a more deserving fellow than one who is willing to haul azz in a 'copter in the middle of a hurricane to go save someone. How do you even begin to thank someone for THAT?

This just made my season a bit happier.
 
2012-12-06 09:24:47 AM
As a Coastie Mom, this makes me so incredibly happy.

Semper Paratus
 
2012-12-06 09:27:20 AM
...but then he realized he was a day lay to redeem it?
what what?

come on - this is fark, where's the heartbreak???!!!

/good for him :-)
 
2012-12-06 09:28:50 AM

Archie Goodwin: You could say...

[Puts on sunglasses]

...his ship has come in.

YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


From what the Navy guys always tell me, the Coast Guard ships never come in, the Coasties just walk to shore.
 
2012-12-06 09:29:28 AM
Wonder if he'll share it with his seamen? Then his seamen can go all around bringing joy to everyone they meet!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 09:48:14 AM

imtheonlylp: Wonder if he'll share it with his seamen? Then his seamen can go all around bringing joy to everyone they meet!


www.takethepiss.com
 
2012-12-06 10:48:24 AM
That's fantastic.
 
2012-12-06 12:04:58 PM

amindtat: Archie Goodwin: You could say...

[Puts on sunglasses]

...his ship has come in.

YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

From what the Navy guys always tell me, the Coast Guard ships never come in, the Coasties just walk to shore.


I was told that once at a bar in VA beach, I agreed with said Navy sailor and told him the deepest water I had ever been in was his wife's bathtub.

Nobody likes comedy.
 
2012-12-06 02:29:09 PM
---With helpful picture of what all Coast Guard men look like.
 
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