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(Star Trek)   The first trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness is here. Plenty of awesome for you to love and lens flare for you to hate   (startrek.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-06 03:35:04 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-06 09:57:20 AM
4 votes:

Carth: Samwise Gamgee: Another snarling Space Villain motivated by revenge. This schtick is getting old.

Anyone remember when Trek used to be about exploration and not motherfarking combat all the time?

Yea, those movies did horrible.


What does god need with a quality script?
2012-12-06 09:20:58 AM
4 votes:
Anyone else think that the enterprise dragging its saucer along the water reminded you of that damn pizza cutter.
2012-12-06 02:25:38 PM
3 votes:

Alphax: Well, we've never seen the Enterprise go lower than the upper atmosphere before. (couple times in the original series)


This is a picture of the Enterprise going lower than the upper atmosphere. In fact i'm pretty sure it made it all the way to the surface.

i.imgur.com
2012-12-07 04:31:31 AM
2 votes:

Jaws_Victim: that pointless momster chase


Did I miss the scene where Kirk goes cougar hunting?
2012-12-06 11:58:09 AM
2 votes:
I watched the 'new' Star Trek (2008/2009?) movie and was all "WOW" afterwards, but after thinking about it, that movie is ... well... it's totally farking stupid. From that shiat monster bat thing that keeps Scotty company, to the really forced fighting between Kirk and Spock, who farking maroons him on an ice planet? What? Also, why is engineering a farking brewery? I mean, that looks nothing like the inside of a spaceship and everything like a brewery (where they filmed it). The enterprise did not run on beer.

This new one is all happening at earth. That's awesome. Because in a space opera, you want all the action to happen at the planet that the audience is already familiar with.
2012-12-06 09:44:43 AM
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Carth: We're talking about a civilization that has mastered faster than light travel and teleportation. I would hope they could engineer a spaceship that could also go underwater.

Sounds like a typical government project

Gentlemen here is our prototype design of the new Constitution Class Starship. Will hold a crew of approximately 700. With two of the new LN-64B Mod 1 warp engines it will be able to sustain Warp 9 with an upper limit of Warp 13. The sensor bays will be able...

Is it waterproof?

Ugghh, excuse me sir?

You know, can it go under water?

Well sir we don't envision a scenario where the cruiser would have to be submerged so we...

I want it waterproof.

Roger that sir, we will get the engineers working on that.


Not to let my nerd flag fly but you can't go faster than Warp 10 or you turn into a salamander and have to bang the captain.
2012-12-06 09:34:12 AM
2 votes:

Alphax: Also, is the Enterprise now watertight, like the Phoenix in Battle of the Planets?


Water tight?

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Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one (in reference to how much atm of pressure it can withstand).
2012-12-06 09:32:46 AM
2 votes:

Carth: We're talking about a civilization that has mastered faster than light travel and teleportation. I would hope they could engineer a spaceship that could also go underwater.


Sounds like a typical government project

Gentlemen here is our prototype design of the new Constitution Class Starship. Will hold a crew of approximately 700. With two of the new LN-64B Mod 1 warp engines it will be able to sustain Warp 9 with an upper limit of Warp 13. The sensor bays will be able...

Is it waterproof?

Ugghh, excuse me sir?

You know, can it go under water?

Well sir we don't envision a scenario where the cruiser would have to be submerged so we...

I want it waterproof.

Roger that sir, we will get the engineers working on that.
2012-12-06 09:25:49 AM
2 votes:
I hope there's even more lens flare than last time. I love it.
2012-12-06 09:18:49 AM
2 votes:
Geez subby, at least link to the HD trailer. 360p is for entertaining mutants and farm animals.
2012-12-06 09:16:01 AM
2 votes:
Shut up, take my money, blah blah blah.

And the voiceover by Cumberbatch only seals the deal.
2012-12-06 08:24:31 AM
2 votes:
img243.imageshack.us
2012-12-08 12:53:17 AM
1 votes:
So, what did we decide?
2012-12-07 11:53:39 AM
1 votes:
so they took that Master & Command is Star Trek thing really seriously then.
2012-12-07 11:51:09 AM
1 votes:

peterthx: Again: in that screenshot the Enterprise is about to go to warp. The nacelles change their shape as the ship preps for warp


Are you deliberately not paying attention? Look at the leading edges of the fins. NOT the part that moves, but the slope that is in front of the moving parts. You know, the part that doesn't farking change?

2009 version, not prepping for warp, curved slope on leading edge.
www.teufelaffe.com

Model that matches new trailer, straight slope, NO CURVE.
imageshack.us

In addition, as seen in the final shot of the 2009 film, all the components of the fins do is move out from the nacelle, they do not change shape. The fins in the 2009 shots are a different shape from those in the model matching the new trailer.

Finally, take a look at the fins in this poster I found for the new movie:
www.teufelaffe.com

No curve, straight angles, flat top. I.e., NOT THE SAME DAMN MODEL AS USED IN THE 2009 MOVIE.

So, guess what, I was right. I said they either redesigned the Enterprise, or the ship in the trailer wasn't the Enterprise. Looks like they did a redesign.
2012-12-07 01:42:07 AM
1 votes:

justabitdisturbed: it's Khan's hand you see in the foreground


Hard to say, but doesn't look like Cumberbatch's pornographic giant spider hands.



eeyore102:
Nope. Google "Benedict Cumberbatch" -- he was also in War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and BBC's Sherlock, among a bunch of other things. He's also set to play Smaug and the Necromancer in the three Hobbit movies. People have said his voice is like a jaguar trapped in a cello.

Or go to Youtube and listen to him read Ode to a Nightingale.

I've given this thread hand porn AND voice porn. So I think my job is done.
2012-12-06 11:11:02 PM
1 votes:

Five Tails of Fury: Hmm. I'll watch it.

But Abrams, you damn well better have Kzin in ST3.


You'll need to take that up with the lawyers from Niven's estate
2012-12-06 09:18:04 PM
1 votes:

peterthx: Yeah, I loved the part where Kirk and Nero dueled with lightsabers. How about when they had Kirk piloting down a trench while Spock told him to use the Force?

/stupid comparison for a stupid statement
//watched TREK when TOS episodes were first run on NBC
///loved TREK '09 and it *is* STAR TREK


How has this obligatory link not appeared in this thread:

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
2012-12-06 02:23:35 PM
1 votes:
I'm not going to be able to watch this movie without seeing Zachary Quinto in his American Horror Story role. If this Spock goes into pon farr they are hosed.
2012-12-06 12:50:20 PM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Boudyro: Not to let my nerd flag fly but you can't go faster than Warp 10 or you turn into a salamander and have to bang the captain

Nerd Power Up!!!!

In the original series they could travel faster than warp 9 with 13 being the max of the original NC-1701-A. In the next generation they re-indexed warp speed making 10 the fastest.


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But the old one went to 13. That's 3 faster.
2012-12-06 11:38:02 AM
1 votes:

browneye: Nice trailer. But I'm getting a strong Dark Knight Rises vibe from it, which is a little disconcerting.


"W-what are you?"

"I AM STARFLEET'S RECKONING."
2012-12-06 11:21:05 AM
1 votes:

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Dammit Sherlock, Moriarty didn't best you that badly. There's no reason to loose your head and blow everything up! Honestly, what would Watson say? Why don't you have a seat right over here and have a cup of tea while you think about what you've done. We've already called your brother and he's quite disappointed in you.

/that thought went through my head the entire trailer
//it will most likely go through my head the entire movie as well
/yes, I'll be the chick giggling in the bad row


That would of actually made a great Star Trek TNG Movie. Moriarty returns after being tricked again and seeks vengeance on the Enterprise E crew. Maybe give him a Wrath of Khan feel and have him take over another Star Ship or even taking over the Enterprise E.
2012-12-06 11:08:53 AM
1 votes:
Dammit Sherlock, Moriarty didn't best you that badly. There's no reason to loose your head and blow everything up! Honestly, what would Watson say? Why don't you have a seat right over here and have a cup of tea while you think about what you've done. We've already called your brother and he's quite disappointed in you.

/that thought went through my head the entire trailer
//it will most likely go through my head the entire movie as well
/yes, I'll be the chick giggling in the bad row
2012-12-06 11:03:04 AM
1 votes:
Jesus you guys are nerdy.   I love it.
2012-12-06 10:51:31 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: GAT_00: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Carth: We're talking about a civilization that has mastered faster than light travel and teleportation. I would hope they could engineer a spaceship that could also go underwater.

Sounds like a typical government project

Gentlemen here is our prototype design of the new Constitution Class Starship. Will hold a crew of approximately 700. With two of the new LN-64B Mod 1 warp engines it will be able to sustain Warp 9 with an upper limit of Warp 13. The sensor bays will be able...

Is it waterproof?

Ugghh, excuse me sir?

You know, can it go under water?

Well sir we don't envision a scenario where the cruiser would have to be submerged so we...

I want it waterproof.

Roger that sir, we will get the engineers working on that.

Counter-argument: the Bird of Prey was clearly space worthy and it sunk.

Yeah, well, Voyager was able to travel through fluidic space, which is even denser than water.

/How big of a nerd am I?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a floatation device

//Nerd Factor 9, Mr Sulu
2012-12-06 10:25:07 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Counter-argument: the Bird of Prey was clearly space worthy and it sunk.


You can be water tight and still sink. It's all about buoyancy. I doubt a Bird of Prey displaces its own weight. I'm sure the same can be said of The Enterprise.

/I can't believe I'm getting into this discussion.
2012-12-06 10:12:54 AM
1 votes:
WHAT IS ALL THIS EXPLOSIONS AND SHOOTINGS AND PUNCHES AND JUMPS?! Where is the cerebral, thought provoking exploration and diplomacy stories from the Star Trek we know and love... I mean, in "Where No Man Has Gone Before", they... uh... no one punc- um... no one fired a ph.... errr...

YAY! STAR TREK IS BACK!!!
2012-12-06 10:05:30 AM
1 votes:
i284.photobucket.com
2012-12-06 09:55:29 AM
1 votes:

Carth: Boudyro: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Carth: We're talking about a civilization that has mastered faster than light travel and teleportation. I would hope they could engineer a spaceship that could also go underwater.

Sounds like a typical government project

Gentlemen here is our prototype design of the new Constitution Class Starship. Will hold a crew of approximately 700. With two of the new LN-64B Mod 1 warp engines it will be able to sustain Warp 9 with an upper limit of Warp 13. The sensor bays will be able...

Is it waterproof?

Ugghh, excuse me sir?

You know, can it go under water?

Well sir we don't envision a scenario where the cruiser would have to be submerged so we...

I want it waterproof.

Roger that sir, we will get the engineers working on that.

Not to let my nerd flag fly but you can't go faster than Warp 10 or you turn into a salamander and have to bang the captain.

Didn't they go faster than warp 10 in the final episode of TNG when Picard went to the future?


They went something like warp 100000 in the 4th or 5th episode of the 1st season of TNG with Wesley and his weird alien buddy moved the ship with Happy Thoughts.
2012-12-06 09:54:35 AM
1 votes:

Boudyro: Not to let my nerd flag fly but you can't go faster than Warp 10 or you turn into a salamander and have to bang the captain


Nerd Power Up!!!!

In the original series they could travel faster than warp 9 with 13 being the max of the original NC-1701-A. In the next generation they re-indexed warp speed making 10 the fastest.
2012-12-06 09:51:09 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: [www.giantfreakinrobot.com image 578x246]
This photo is begging for a photoshop contest.


Open wide, Kirk's coming!
2012-12-06 09:44:37 AM
1 votes:
Hmmm, that's weird. It seems that my pants have gotten rather moist around the groin area.

Oh and ILM deserve every penny for the splendid visuals they create.
2012-12-06 09:41:44 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Yeah, well, Voyager was able to travel through fluidic space, which is even denser than water.

/How big of a nerd am I?


How YOU doin'?
2012-12-06 09:40:09 AM
1 votes:

PsyLord: Well, it did crash land into the bay. That could've caused some rupturing of the hull or something.


The whales had to get out somehow.
2012-12-06 09:36:23 AM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Carth: We're talking about a civilization that has mastered faster than light travel and teleportation. I would hope they could engineer a spaceship that could also go underwater.

Sounds like a typical government project

Gentlemen here is our prototype design of the new Constitution Class Starship. Will hold a crew of approximately 700. With two of the new LN-64B Mod 1 warp engines it will be able to sustain Warp 9 with an upper limit of Warp 13. The sensor bays will be able...

Is it waterproof?

Ugghh, excuse me sir?

You know, can it go under water?

Well sir we don't envision a scenario where the cruiser would have to be submerged so we...

I want it waterproof.

Roger that sir, we will get the engineers working on that.


Yea, you laugh now but when you get caught in a space hurricane you'll be happy they spent the money.
2012-12-06 09:28:45 AM
1 votes:
Ben Finney went and got himself all juiced up.
 
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