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3307 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 Dec 2012 at 10:36 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-07 07:07:25 AM  

Dafatone: /WinoRhino, well done sir. My complaint is entirely about the above post's assholery, and not your faking an accent. That's a good story.

One of the funny parts I left out was when my two friends came back to the bar after striking out with the women at the table nearby and saw what I was doing. Like good friends, they played along. But also tried, however subtly, to screw me over. I'd expect nothing less. They both tried to fake Australian accents but the girl I was now with kept telling them they were "way off" because they "weren't actually from there" like me. So my buddy says, "Uh, right. Hey, Winorhino, can you do a Boston accent?" So there was a few minutes where I was a Bostonite doing a mock Australian accent pretending to attempt a Boston accent. She laughed and said my Boston accent "needed work."

puppetmaster745: I assumed the man wasn't faking the accent to get laid, so no beef with WinoRhino.

Now worries there. As we see, I failed miserably in the end. Back then I couldn't get laid by a paving crew of hookers (thus the cheap tactic of a fake accent and hanging back while my other friends hit on women).
2012-12-07 03:54:51 PM  
Wow, no love for a Russian accent?
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