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(NFL)   Can My Little Peyton and his magical Mile High ponies overcome the mediocrity of the Raiders in this sort of meaningless game? It's the Denver Broncos vs. the Oakland Raiders on Thursday Night Football, 8:20 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 776
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2012-12-06 08:59:26 AM  
Wait, is mixing ponies and NFL in headlines a thing? I guess I can see why FARKers get pissed in Saturday's threads, then.
 
2012-12-06 09:07:57 AM  
Broncos v. Raiders is never meaningless subby.
 
2012-12-06 09:09:16 AM  

sammyk: Broncos v. Raiders is never meaningless subby.

 
2012-12-06 09:14:54 AM  
 
2012-12-06 09:37:01 AM  
Broncos are gonna stomp a mudhole in the collective asses of the Raiders so big, they'll be able to hold a Monster Truck rally in there.
 
2012-12-06 09:42:58 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Broncos are gonna stomp a mudhole in the collective asses of the Raiders so big, they'll be able to hold a Monster Truck rally in there.


Well, Raiders fans do already seem to have a bit of the gay Rob Halford, circa 1982, dress style going on....

thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-06 09:43:31 AM  
DOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAARE

/so long as Demariyus Thomas gets me a decent amount of FFB points
//somehow my NFL.com league has me with the 8 seed and out of the winner's bracket of the playoffs (6-team top bracket, 6-team consolation)
///never mind that I'm tied for the 5th-best record, have the most points of anyone in that group (and the 3rd most in the league), am 4th-best in every other ranking...eat dicks, NFL.com
////the No. 7 team has 350 fewer points than me
 
2012-12-06 10:12:11 AM  

IAmRight: DOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAARE


DOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAARE
 
2012-12-06 10:16:45 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-06 12:38:08 PM  
Meaningless?  Denver is in a battle with like 3 other teams for a bye.
 
2012-12-06 12:38:12 PM  
I will admit, the fact that the Sports tab seems to have more Pony threads is a source of great amusement to me.

/Peyton Manning is Best Pony
//Started off as a Colt, won a Superbowl, is now a Bronco
 
2012-12-06 04:16:10 PM  

sammyk: Broncos v. Raiders is never meaningless subby.


Oblig:

Link

Go Broncos
 
2012-12-06 05:48:52 PM  
Going to watch Burger King parking lot fight to get ready for this.
 
2012-12-06 06:02:23 PM  
Well, let's get it started.

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Peyton Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-12-06 06:06:48 PM  

robsul82: Well, let's get it started.

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Carson Palmer, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Peyton Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


The Carson Palmer calibrator go w000000000000000000!
 
2012-12-06 06:43:22 PM  
i1182.photobucket.comi1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-06 07:04:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 07:06:09 PM  

seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 647x601]


When this goes green, people are going to be whining about ponies, but not a one is going to biatch about the lame, piece of shiat sticker like this where some cocksucker stole Bill Watterson's creation and did this with it.

And that's sad.
 
2012-12-06 07:08:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 647x601]

When this goes green, people are going to be whining about ponies, but not a one is going to biatch about the lame, piece of shiat sticker like this where some cocksucker stole Bill Watterson's creation and did this with it.

And that's sad.


I agree that it's become a cliched device that is bastardized and far removed from the original material.

But GIS returns what it returns. How about this?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 07:09:13 PM  
IT'S OVER! NORVBALL IS OVER IN SAN DIEGO! XD
 
2012-12-06 07:17:18 PM  

seventypercent: FirstNationalBastard: seventypercent: [i.imgur.com image 647x601]

When this goes green, people are going to be whining about ponies, but not a one is going to biatch about the lame, piece of shiat sticker like this where some cocksucker stole Bill Watterson's creation and did this with it.

And that's sad.

I agree that it's become a cliched device that is bastardized and far removed from the original material.

But GIS returns what it returns. How about this?

[i.imgur.com image 600x412]


That's better.

But I thought posting wannabe Legion of Doom and Demolition Raiders fans was a big enough joke.

ww4.hdnux.com

ideaelevator.co

m9.i.pbase.com

i1.iofferphoto.com

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-12-06 07:22:54 PM  
Laugh all you want Bronco fans, at this point we Raider fans have fallen back on the "It's cheaper to keep her" mantra with Carson F*cking Palmer.

/In other words we're looking for apartments in the city and calling a lawyers tomorrow,
 
2012-12-06 07:24:10 PM  
Of course the one day I have to be somewhere this week is right during the Raiders game.

Hopefully I can sneak in some updates on my phone.

Go Raiders, at least do something awesome early in the game before throwing up all over your shoes.
 
2012-12-06 07:27:49 PM  
This game means a lot to many people...
It's fantasy football playoff time

go Broncos' D!
 
2012-12-06 07:29:28 PM  
Can fantasy owners overcome Percy Harvin being placed on the IR?
 
2012-12-06 07:29:41 PM  

degenerate-afro: This game means a lot to many people...
It's fantasy football playoff time

go Broncos' D!


So, it means absolutely nothing. Got ya.
 
2012-12-06 07:33:19 PM  
Broncos are only 13-10 in their last 23 matchups with the Raiders. Coach Allen's Dad passing away, McFadden coming back, inspired to play for their coach, short week road trip - lots of damn reasons to suspect a TRAP! Hope the Broncos go for the throat early and often! No mercy for Raider Nation!!!
 
2012-12-06 07:34:24 PM  
The only reason I want to see the Raiders play in the Super Bowl is Count Davis' CBA weasel saying Slayer plays the halftime show.
 
2012-12-06 07:34:53 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

Dear Princess WOONA

I normally ask your sister to bless us with a secondary that can stop the third a long, von miller getting a sack or two, our receivers to not drop the ball and our running backs to dont fumble... oh, and your favorite player, Peyton Manning, to have a QBR of 130 or better.

However, because the game is later than usual, and because it's the raiders... I thought it would better to ask you, oh princess of the night... so please, allow us to crush our enemies.,.

Give us your blessing in your ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

Your sister's faithful student
Twilight Sparkle
 
2012-12-06 07:35:55 PM  
Here's the libations I bought for the game. Anybody ever had? Any good?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 07:36:21 PM  
"Mediocrity" is a very, very strong word to describe the Raiders this season.
DEN at -10.5, take it
 
2012-12-06 07:36:44 PM  
The Raiders already have their ridiculous Halloween costume prowrestler black hole thing. They don't need another gimmick.

But it is pretty hilarious that Broncos fans have found a WORSE one.
 
2012-12-06 07:36:45 PM  

seventypercent: Here's the libations I bought for the game. Anybody ever had? Any good?

[i.imgur.com image 300x400]


I've had leinenkugel before, just not that particular style.
 
2012-12-06 07:36:47 PM  
Prepare for Really shiatty Game Broncos Fans. Oakland has had no Class since Madden!

/GO
 
2012-12-06 07:37:22 PM  

seventypercent: Here's the libations I bought for the game. Anybody ever had? Any good?

[i.imgur.com image 300x400]


Their other winter ale was better.

/If you like mulled ales at least.
 
2012-12-06 07:38:50 PM  
Hmmm... This could be a pretty good game.

OTOH, I think it will be a pony blow-out.

Since I finished my dinner, should I have French vanilla ice-cream w/ macerated berries or peaches?

Hmmm... Decisions?

Either one is going to be potent and may make fall into deeply into a food coma.
 
2012-12-06 07:39:00 PM  

sammyk: Broncos v. Raiders is never meaningless subby.

 
2012-12-06 07:40:37 PM  
ww4.hdnux.com

Holy shiznit Spess Mah-rine?
 
2012-12-06 07:41:12 PM  
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-06 07:42:31 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Their other winter ale was better.

/If you like mulled ales at least.


Are you talking about Fireside Nut Brown? That stuff isn't bad.
 
2012-12-06 07:43:03 PM  

irishman4: [cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x794]


That's SICK!

/You magnificent Bastard
 
2012-12-06 07:44:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 07:44:54 PM  
Fellating Payton 303 on the NFL Channel!

/Shut the fark up Howie!
 
2012-12-06 07:45:27 PM  
Donks by 10.....i hate these big of numbers but there's no reason to think otherwise.

However, that's a lot, and i think on the national stage the Raides will be looking to make a statement. Picking OAK to cover here.
 
2012-12-06 07:46:34 PM  

rickythepenguin: Donks by 10.....i hate these big of numbers but there's no reason to think otherwise.

However, that's a lot, and i think on the national stage the Raides will be looking to make a statement. Picking OAK to cover here.


Den 38 OAK 12

There it is!
 
2012-12-06 07:47:22 PM  
cdn.derpiboo.ru
Peyton Manning warming up!
 
2012-12-06 07:48:08 PM  
My Little Peyton and his magical Mile High ponies 

agirlsguidetoagamerguy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-06 07:49:57 PM  
The Chiefs made a game of it with the Broncos. Bet the Raiders will too.

AFC West rivals play each other tough.
 
2012-12-06 07:50:46 PM  
OK, Over/Under Mayock being Wrong!

5 Statements, Complete Bullshiat!
 
2012-12-06 07:51:10 PM  
Is Melissa Stark wearing my favorite blue dress again? She is fire.
 
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