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2012-12-06 09:52:55 AM
7 votes:
"Yes ma'am. From reading the complaint, it says that you short changed him by 10 minutes and you counter that it isn't your fault that he arrived too early. I fail to see how his showing up early has any baring on the service provided"

"No. I didn't say he arrived to early, I said he came too soon"
2012-12-06 09:18:11 AM
3 votes:
Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!
2012-12-06 01:15:06 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!


Those are awesome.

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2012-12-06 12:52:48 PM
2 votes:

basemetal: Yelp that.


I think Consumerist is the appropriate venue for that complaint.
2012-12-06 01:47:19 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet she was the who was shorted.
2012-12-06 01:46:29 PM
1 votes:
OSHA states that ten minutes before quitting time is to be used to get cleaned up

/I dont know if thats true, but it sounded good in my head
2012-12-06 01:45:34 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: [content.clearchannel.com image 172x184]

Looks like he's got a bit of the Downs about him, don't he? No wonder he's whining that his potato wasn't fully baked.


Looks like a moon-faced loon but lacks some of the facial characteristics of Downs syndrome. I think that will be my phrase of the day. Moon-faced Loon.

How many Farkers do you know who are Moon-faced Loons.
2012-12-06 01:28:35 PM
1 votes:
You shouldn't have to explicitly state the unwritten no teeth rule.
2012-12-06 12:52:17 PM
1 votes:
god damn these electric sex pants!
2012-12-06 12:52:02 PM
1 votes:
Isn't there some kind of Yelp style website that all Johns go to for escort services?
2012-12-06 12:50:50 PM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.

guys on the radio this morning said apparently the guy is on the list of constant complainers at area escort services


So does TFA...


/reading is hard
2012-12-06 12:46:34 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.


guys on the radio this morning said apparently the guy is on the list of constant complainers at area escort services
2012-12-06 12:43:49 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!


What would they have done with the other 9 minutes?
 
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