Bit'O'Gristle: I never cease to be amazed at how people have an intrinsic sense of "self", or "self importance". They feel that they have been ripped off, and in thier ire, call the police to make things right. I got news for you tards. The police and 911 are there for legit EMERGENCIES. They are a reactionary force, not there to mend your lifelong state of uberstupid. If you break the law, and get ripped off in the process, please, by all means, call the police and report yourself in a fit of indignation. I'm sure they will be empathetic and make things all better in your little bubble of life.
basemetal: Yelp that.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.
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