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(Impact Wrestling)   Can D-Von win back the TV Title he never defended? Will Austin Aries continue making accusations about Bully Ray using Brooke Hogan's orange cup holder? Is Jeff Hardy's internal monologue canon? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 176
    More: Interesting, Brooke Hogan, Austin Aries, Bully Ray, Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, A.J. Styles, Impact Wrestling Zone  
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2012-12-06 10:29:39 AM  

Thursday is upon us, meaning the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World is up for grabs once more!

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STILL in the possession of FirstNationalBastard


Following last week's epic BOTCH, FirstNationalBastard is now the longest reigning Global Legendary Television Champion of the World in history! If he retains tonight, he will also be the first person to hold the title for over a month. So... good for him. >_>

Standard rules tonight; whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FNB retains until Final Resolution this Sunday.

I'll be out of this thread (for the most part) tonight, so good luck to all you FARKers!
 
2012-12-06 12:22:11 PM  
I've never been in one of these threads and...I have no clue what I just saw.
 
2012-12-06 12:25:51 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I've never been in one of these threads and...I have no clue what I just saw.


Same here. I just wanted to comment on how I keep reading the headline as Cat Von-D.
 
2012-12-06 04:44:30 PM  
Tonight... the pigeons come home to roost...

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Only to be let loose again.
 
2012-12-06 06:34:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tonight... the pigeons come home to roost...

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Only to be let loose again.


Ponies on one channel, pigeons on the other... I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WATCH! T_T
 
2012-12-06 07:13:53 PM  
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2012-12-06 07:18:55 PM  

LeafyGreens: [img.photobucket.com image 400x516]


You have a nice fro.

Why you give so much of a fark to post a pic of yourself in here, I don't know. But good for you.
 
2012-12-06 07:22:49 PM  
First Thursday in forever I'll be able to really watch it, better not suck.
 
2012-12-06 07:39:54 PM  
Trivia tonight.
 
2012-12-06 07:59:42 PM  
gryphon sil has entered the impact zone
 
2012-12-06 08:00:59 PM  
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-12-06 08:01:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Young Allies?
 
2012-12-06 08:02:16 PM  
Bobby ROOOOOOOOO starts us off.
 
2012-12-06 08:02:36 PM  
I like how these guys are thugged out now
 
2012-12-06 08:04:02 PM  
HAHAHA NOBODY REMEMBERS THAT
 
2012-12-06 08:04:18 PM  
Fortune reference right off the bat.

me gusta

Read more: http://pancakewrestling.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=i mpact&thread=259&page=1#ixzz2EK8NS8sW
 
2012-12-06 08:04:36 PM  
chodes? lol

/dude gets legit heat
 
2012-12-06 08:04:57 PM  

RepoManTSM: [upload.wikimedia.org image 180x243]

Young Allies?


Oddly enough, TNA doesn't yet have a blatantly racist stereotype like Whitewash Jones yet.
 
2012-12-06 08:05:15 PM  
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
 
2012-12-06 08:05:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tonight... the pigeons come home to roost...

[i272.photobucket.com image 172x148]

Only to be let loose again.


Well, that's a good way to start the thread
 
2012-12-06 08:06:19 PM  
"Exactly, that guy's gonna lose!"
 
2012-12-06 08:08:31 PM  
AJ can't cut a promo, after all these years. He's still not above, "Stock Southern territory babyface."
 
2012-12-06 08:09:24 PM  
"Or global warming, or Obamacare, it's because you're a loser!"
 
2012-12-06 08:09:35 PM  
Hey, go to the Politics tab for that!
 
2012-12-06 08:09:55 PM  
These guys could use some Obamacare. Health insurance premiums for wrestlers must be a biatch.
 
2012-12-06 08:09:57 PM  
Lets fight brah
 
2012-12-06 08:09:59 PM  
Now now, AJ, we all know the first person to resort to physicality is the one who lost the argument.
 
2012-12-06 08:10:00 PM  
Yes, jump the guy with two other dudes - f*ck it, babyfaces are allowed to RISE ABOVE. Wrestling booking 101.
 
2012-12-06 08:10:01 PM  
I don't care what anyone says, I could watch AJ and Daniels feud forever. They have so goddamn much chemistry together, and their worst matches are better than the average wrestling match. They always deliver!
 
2012-12-06 08:13:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: These guys could use some Obamacare. Health insurance premiums for wrestlers must be a biatch.


Some of the roster is on food stamps so they probably qualify for Medicaid.
 
2012-12-06 08:14:21 PM  

RepoManTSM: Igor Jakovsky: These guys could use some Obamacare. Health insurance premiums for wrestlers must be a biatch.

Some of the roster is on food stamps so they probably qualify for Medicaid.


I wonder if Madison Rayne is still working at Sunglass Hut?
 
2012-12-06 08:14:58 PM  
So, I havent been in the Impact Zone much recently. Have all of Aces and Eights been unmasked?
 
2012-12-06 08:15:04 PM  
I wish someone would just go Benoit on the Direct TV family.
 
2012-12-06 08:15:08 PM  
I was watching the R2 copy of Vengeance 2002 I just got from the UK, and there was a backstage vignette with Jeff Hardy Hulk Hogan, and Ric Flair... all I could think was "TNA 2012!"
 
2012-12-06 08:15:17 PM  
@DixieCarterNOT
AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels have been feuding for over a year and a half. Just thought I should throw it there. #longevity #ImpactLive

I think the AJ/Daniels feud will never have a definitive conclusion. It's based solely on Daniels trolling AJ over and over.
 
2012-12-06 08:18:24 PM  
this should be a hell of a match.
Will it end clean, or a A&8 schmozz?
 
2012-12-06 08:18:49 PM  
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2012-12-06 08:19:28 PM  

verbaltoxin: RepoManTSM: Igor Jakovsky: These guys could use some Obamacare. Health insurance premiums for wrestlers must be a biatch.

Some of the roster is on food stamps so they probably qualify for Medicaid.

I wonder if Madison Rayne is still working at Sunglass Hut?


Probably. Tessmacher's still at Hooters.
 
2012-12-06 08:19:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So, I havent been in the Impact Zone much recently. Have all of Aces and Eights been unmasked?


No.

It's pretty obvious who's in it at this juncture, though.

- Gallows/DOC, who was rumored to be in it on the internet, and was unmasked three weeks ago.
- Devon, the first guy unmasked in a well done, but underwhelming swerve.
- Wes Briscoe, because he's literally the ONLY long-haired blonde dude w/ tattoos in the group, and he wears sleeveless shirts and his hair down when he's in A & 8's mode.
- D'Lo, because he voted "yes" on Gut Check, and fits the body type of the Vice President.
- Garrett Bischoff, who lost to Wes, and has been spotted in the A & 8's costume before.
- Cliff Compton, because he's basically the only dude left who somebody may have heard of before.
- Jeff Jarrett, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid.
 
2012-12-06 08:21:19 PM  
Kinda amazing that this is Joe and Devon's first-ever singles meeting.
 
2012-12-06 08:21:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: - Jeff Jarrett, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid.


people keep saying that, and so far it hasn't happened.
Remember the whole "Bully Ray is leading A&8, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid" thing?
everyone wants to assume the worst, and so far TNA has been pretty good about not doing that.
 
2012-12-06 08:23:07 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: - Jeff Jarrett, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid.

people keep saying that, and so far it hasn't happened.
Remember the whole "Bully Ray is leading A&8, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid" thing?
everyone wants to assume the worst, and so far TNA has been pretty good about not doing that.


The President of the stable hasn't been revealed, but he's been hinted at, and Jarrett's the no. 1 candidate to be it.
 
2012-12-06 08:23:36 PM  
NEW CHAMP!!! O_O
 
2012-12-06 08:23:52 PM  
Devon gets his title back. Will defend it every week, until he doesn't.
 
2012-12-06 08:24:17 PM  
How many of those girls are Tess' co-workers?
 
2012-12-06 08:24:35 PM  
Is this the first we've seen of the biker gang appropriating having biker sluts as their old ladies?
 
2012-12-06 08:24:53 PM  
Ring rat orgy!
 
2012-12-06 08:25:24 PM  

RepoManTSM: Ring rat orgy!


This.
 
2012-12-06 08:25:40 PM  

verbaltoxin: How many of those girls are Tess' co-workers?


I'm sure they were thrilled to hear they could make $20 extra tonight.
 
2012-12-06 08:25:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: RepoManTSM: Igor Jakovsky: These guys could use some Obamacare. Health insurance premiums for wrestlers must be a biatch.

Some of the roster is on food stamps so they probably qualify for Medicaid.

I wonder if Madison Rayne is still working at Sunglass Hut?


That was Taylor Wilde. Madison does fitness competitions, which is why she's missing weeks at a time.
 
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