skinink: For a rich dude he's a complete idiot. Why couldn't he just retire to Europe? He could have gone to any country there and had hookers for life if sex was a big consideration of where to go. And he wouldn't have had to worry about corruption so much.
Bathysphere: Did one of his ten girlfriends help rat him out? DRTFA
Fark_Guy_Rob: The most American of all beliefs is freedom of the individual over the desires of the government. At least, the American the founding Father's fought for. Freedom from oppression and tyranny, remember all that jazz?The idea that you should be forced to pay taxes to help the greater good of the country is pretty much the opposite of an American value.
ingineervt: "arrested...for illegally entering the country?"Um...yeah...take that Americans. Have a taste of your own medicine!
MadSkillz: Best headline ever.
Rev.Veggie.Spam: /not sure where this joke is going//intends to ride it to the end
Big_Fat_Liar: onyxruby: I find it hard to be sympathetic to the guy. He deliberately moved out of the US just to avoid taxes. He didn't want to contribute his financial share to American society and moved out of the country to make sure he didn't have to. Part of what you get in exchange for those taxes is a far less corrupt police force than places like Central America. If he's innocent he should avoid prison etc..../It's like asking me to be sympathetic to someone that pisses into the wind.What exactly would his financial share to American society be? Is he supposed to pay for your local fire department or something? I don't feel he owes me anything in particular. Were you thinking you should receive some part of his wealth for some reason? That doesn't make any sense at all. He makes money selling people things they want, and he does so while paying all the required fees and taxes, and then he owes something to someone else in addition because he didn't piss all his money right away?
skinink: What an idiot. First he retires to a country who has a reputation as a corrupt country (surprisingly there's no data on them on The Corruption Perceptions Index). Then he gets into some issues with the Belize police. Then he gets involved with a murder. He flees but regularly keeps in touch with the press while he's on the lam. Then he has some bloggers or whatever take a picture with their smartphone, and the picture's EXIF data reveals his locations.For a rich dude he's a complete idiot. Why couldn't he just retire to Europe? He could have gone to any country there and had hookers for life if sex was a big consideration of where to go. And he wouldn't have had to worry about corruption so much.
hitlersbrain: From what I've seen in my life so far smart has nothing to do with being rich. Greedy and psychotic are much better traits for becoming rich.
sexorcisst: Now that he is in prison, he is actually going to want some trojans.
thenewmissus: I see what you did there subby.+1 internet for you.
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