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(MSNBC) NewsFlash McAfee founder arrested by police. His 21 day free trial begins next week   ( divider line
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2012-12-07 10:40:39 AM  
Headline of the decade.
2012-12-07 11:24:16 AM  

Rev.Veggie.Spam: /not sure where this joke is going//intends to ride it to the end

I support this approach.

To that end, I think the very core of his identity is no less than John Titor.

It makes perfect conspiracy-theory-logic sense! John Titor first time traveled to the recent past to start McAfee so that he could have many backdoors to PCs around the world to help with his mission relating to computers (cuz programmers are all scary l33t hackers, and scary l33t hackers always leave backdoors just in case, duh).

Now he has completed his mission and must get back home. Somewhere in the Belizian jungle is his extraction time machine....but unfortunately, the exact coordinates were lost when he was testing a new version of McAfee on the computer that had the coordinates. The new version wiped EVERYTHING.

So now he's been on a desperate mission to find the extraction point. Up to and including cocaine and/or meth binders so that he could explore the jungle on a 28 hour awake/4 hour sleep schedule (yes, he's hardcore enough to use a migrating sleep schedule - mainly due to all the cocaine).

As a time traveler, he is most definitely (using conspiracy-theory-logic) also have been DB Cooper, Batman, Milton Waddams, etc.
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