Eddie Adams from Torrance: Some men thought vital sexual organs were in the ear

I'll be the first to admit that I read that as "in the rear".

Good balance makes good sex.

FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

That's easy.

Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

Stupid research is stupid.

Causes of erectile dysfunction and a list of symptoms of STIs are not anatomy.

I don't know off the top of my head what causes erectile dysfunction. If I were to guess, I'd say that age, weight and stress are probably factors. Beyond that, I don't know. As far as STI symptoms of an STI, I wouldn't really know that, either. Itching/pain, maybe?

And who are the 10 percent that failed to locate the dipstick in their car? Do british cars not have a bright yellow ring labelled 'DIPSTICK'?

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TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

That's easy.

Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

That's second place to an ugly partner.

Meh, I knew more about the vagina (geographically speaking) than any of the girls in my human anatomy class (i know because it was noticed by a classmate that i didnt fark because i was, evidently, retarded), and more about their cars. It all comes down to "givashiat". And i'm not at all surprised at the findings.

Prostate? Thats in the knee somewhere, right?

teeny: Stupid research is stupid.

Causes of erectile dysfunction and a list of symptoms of STIs are not anatomy.

I don't know off the top of my head what causes erectile dysfunction. If I were to guess, I'd say that age, weight and stress are probably factors. Beyond that, I don't know. As far as STI symptoms of an STI, I wouldn't really know that, either. Itching/pain, maybe?

And who are the 10 percent that failed to locate the dipstick in their car? Do british cars not have a bright yellow ring labelled 'DIPSTICK'?

I

FTFM; can't type worth shiat today.

12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

That's easy.

Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

That's second place to an ugly partner.

No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.

thisisarepeat: 12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

That's easy.

Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

That's second place to an ugly partner.

No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.

Uh, that was my point. Ugly partner because of age. Which is why it affects old men more than young men.

I would be impressed with anatomy recognizing car parts at all - they don't have to do it better than men.

"More men know what happens under their car bonnet than their Y- fronts, new research suggests."

Y-WAT?

is that why it is so hard to get a women to check the oil in a car?

British dolts. Who cares..

12349876: thisisarepeat: 12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

That's easy.

Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

That's second place to an ugly partner.

No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.

Uh, that was my point. Ugly partner because of age. Which is why it affects old men more than young men.

So, she's just ugly?!

jealouse

UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?

Down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street) lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven?

What REALLY worries me is that only 89% of men can find the radiator on their car. Hell, my 11 year old could show you where that is. So few men know where the vas deferens is? I call bullshiat, the reality is probably so few men know what the vas deferens is. Ask them to point out where the tube that gets the man juice from your love spuds to your old fella is, and I'd bet most of them could point it out (certainly none of them would think it was in the ear).
Working out how to phrase your survey questions properly can make a vast deferens to your survey results.

I mean, how badly do you need to screw up a survey question to find out that "one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction"
Are these blokes saying that if they can't stand up and salute then they will find they get a curry for diner the next night?

So some guys didn't know the term vas deferens. I'd be willing to bet that not a single one of my progenitors knew the term, yet somehow, I was conceived and borne.

And I know what causes erectile dysfunction: ugly and/or British women.

Now that I've solved the conundrum, can I please have some cake?

Well you can usually work on a car to get it\keep it running so it makes sense to know about that sort of thing. I ain't gonna go rooting around under someones gunt to yank out an appendix or swap out a kidney or anything like that.

UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?

In my girlfriend's trophy case next to my self-respect.

ADHD Librarian: one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction

when the weathers hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.
but when the frost is on the pumpkin, NOW that's the time for dicky dunkin'.

Having spent a year delivering car parts for a certain international parts company with US operation initials of CQ, I believe this. Most of the mechanics I met were not the sort of guys who probably excelled at anatomy/biology. I took the job because I had a clean driving record and this area doesn't have many jobs I'm qualified for, and I was thrilled to get out. Lack of intelligent conversation was a big negative.

ADHD Librarian: What REALLY worries me is that only 89% of men can find the radiator on their car. Hell, my 11 year old could show you where that is. So few men know where the vas deferens is? I call bullshiat, the reality is probably so few men know what the vas deferens is. Ask them to point out where the tube that gets the man juice from your love spuds to your old fella is, and I'd bet most of them could point it out (certainly none of them would think it was in the ear).
Working out how to phrase your survey questions properly can make a vast deferens to your survey results.

I mean, how badly do you need to screw up a survey question to find out that "one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction"
Are these blokes saying that if they can't stand up and salute then they will find they get a curry for diner the next night?

Yeah, this...pretty much, i guess. whatever.

one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction.

o_O

How about "dick not working for sex"? Does that ring a bell, tard?

ADHD Librarian: UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?

Down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street) lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven?

Do you have the $22 to recover them?

Now this guy will always remember sort of where his kidney is. Somewhere near his... uh... flux capacitor.

/He's not a Volvo guy. Wrong side.

Frederf: ADHD Librarian: UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?

Down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street) lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven?

Do you have the $22 to recover them?

Managed to talk him down to $17

I thought it was the female anatomy that men were clueless about.

/except the exhaust pipe

Ah, but this was all done verbally so it's really a jargon test.

If you were to rip out a man's kidney, show it to him, and ask him where it should be; I'd bet he'd get it right.

Subby must be a cumbucket because a man would never put an Interesting tag to this article.

ADHD Librarian: I mean, how badly do you need to screw up a survey question to find out...

It's not called the daily fail for nothing.

From the sample we see here on fark, I'm convinced it's essentially the Brittish version of the Star or National Enquirer.

In a slightly related CSB -

One day I get a call from my then girlfriend. She said that the submarine light came on in her car and she was worried because she didnt know why or if something was wrong. It took me a moment to figure out what the hell she was talking about.

From Cannery Row: "Two generations of Americans knew more about the Ford coil than the clitoris, about the planetary system of gears than the solar system of stars. With the Model T, part of the concept of private property disappeared. Pliers ceased to be privately owned and a tire pump belonged to the last man who had picked it up. Most of the babies of the period were conceived in Model T Fords and not a few were born in them."

This is retarded. You can take parts out of your car and identify them. you can open up the hood and POINT to most of the shiat in there. In fact you basically have to if you ever want to put oil/wiperfluid/etc in there. the human body is essentially a black box. unless you have looked up anatomical diagrams you wont know whats going on in there. If we had to expose all of our organs to feed ourselves then yeah we might know whats in there.

/I know whats in there.
//Pretty sure its goblins.

Subby must be a cumbucket because a man would never put an Interesting tag to this article.

Unless they were a troll. Of course there are never any of those on fark.

This is retarded. You can take parts out of your car and identify them. you can open up the hood and POINT to most of the shiat in there. In fact you basically have to if you ever want to put oil/wiperfluid/etc in there. the human body is essentially a black box. unless you have looked up anatomical diagrams you wont know whats going on in there. If we had to expose all of our organs to feed ourselves then yeah we might know whats in there.

This

Hey, a dipstick is a dipstick, right?

Your wife will be annoyed if she can identify lipstick on your dipstick.

Muffler bearings.


//Something my dad said that the mechanics used to flummox unsuspecting women with decades ago.

TheOriginalEd: . the human body is essentially a black box. unless you have looked up anatomical diagrams you wont know whats going on in there. If we had to expose all of our organs to feed ourselves then yeah we might know whats in there.


Do public schools not require biology anymore?

Do doctors not plaster their walls with anatomy charts where you live?

/boggle