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(Connecticut Post)   Supermarket's "free black widow with every bunch of grapes" promotion doesn't go over too well   ( divider line
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2012-12-06 06:51:15 AM  
2 votes:
2012-12-06 01:21:41 AM  
2 votes:

I'll take two.
2012-12-06 05:36:59 AM  
1 vote:
Some spiders hunt humans. You'll never be safe.
2012-12-06 01:52:44 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see, her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system, causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally...Death.

You know, what I think I love most about her is her inborn need to dominate; possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him. Oh, she is delicious.
And I hope he was.

Such power and dignity....unhampered by sentiment.

If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
2012-12-06 01:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe pesticides aren't such a bad idea after all.

But don't tell that to a Black Rock woman who insisted Tuesday that she'll stick with organic produce -- even after finding a potentially deadly black widow spider in a bag of imported organic grapes she bought at Whole Foods in Fairfield.

" I would never knowingly put poison into my system," said yoga instructor Nora Weiss, 27, about the pesticides non-organic farmers use to kill spiders and insects. "I'd definitely risk coming face to face with a spider than that.''

Organic food doesn't work that way, you retarded biatch.
2012-12-06 01:45:21 AM  
1 vote:
As for the spider, Weiss said her boyfreind, James Boncek, released it in her yard.

"My boyfriend let it go outside,'' Weiss said. "That's how we live. It's a living animal and we have no hard feelings.''

Tomorrow's Story: Neighbor Bit by Freed Black Widow, Dies
2012-12-06 01:36:23 AM  
1 vote:

/so happy
2012-12-06 01:36:21 AM  
1 vote:

Pincy: They let it go in the backyard???

Seriously. I keep mine in the bathroom.
2012-12-06 01:26:17 AM  
1 vote: 

2012-12-06 01:22:04 AM  
1 vote:
Why was I not surprised that this happened at a Whole Foods?
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