ZeroCorpse: Reasons why I don't smoke (none of them having to do with cancer):
jaytkay: omeganuepsilon: StoPPeRmobile: WHAT!SMOKING KILLS! NO EXCEPTIONS.END OF STORY.Everybody dies. No exceptions.Smokers, health nutsSo you might as well choose a painful and pointless means, right?
"The Mexican QB Swallow, in an effort to keep away the dangerous Patriots from New England, looks for a butt to line his nest with."
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