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(Metro)   Inmate doesn't think his cunning diet plan all the way through   (metro.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-12-05 10:06:16 PM  
40 days in the hole
 
2012-12-05 10:07:08 PM  
and the latest from ohio the wonder state

Link 

hey ho way to go ohio
 
2012-12-05 10:10:02 PM  

Fat wall inmate is watching you masticate


i1.wp.com

 
2012-12-05 10:10:07 PM  
He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

But smarts are probably not his biggest asset.
 
2012-12-05 10:10:20 PM  
Was the prison called Rabbit's Howse?

/his new nickname among the guards is Winnie.
 
2012-12-05 10:10:44 PM  
It sounds like his "partner in crime" had the right idea going first

From TFA: "Moments earlier, a smaller convict had jumped through a hole smashed through the side of the prison wall before his overweight partner in crime attempted to follow."
 
2012-12-05 10:20:51 PM  
By American standards, that guy's anorexic.
 
2012-12-05 10:21:54 PM  
He forgot this
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2012-12-05 10:23:30 PM  
That is a glory hole. I am pretty sure it wasn`t meant to be escaped through.
 
2012-12-05 10:28:26 PM  
Get busy livin', or get busy dietin'.
 
2012-12-05 10:38:45 PM  
I dont know why he was in prison so i'm not sure how to feel about this, but the shaved head and tatoos tell me he probably belongs there, or is a cop, so yeah i guess he deserves it. Farktard.
 
2012-12-05 10:41:30 PM  
There ain't going to be any Redemption in the ole Shawshank tonite, Tubby.
 
2012-12-05 10:42:47 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

But smarts are probably not his biggest asset.


Not sure about that... he had both arms and shoulders through. I'd have thought he'd make it
 
2012-12-05 10:46:12 PM  

Dinobot: He forgot this
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I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care
 
2012-12-05 11:10:29 PM  
gerbilpox:

I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care

IMDb's #1 user ranked movie.
 
2012-12-05 11:15:17 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.


Yep. Unless you're overweight or hugely muscled, if your head can fit through then the rest of your body can squeeze in too even if it's just barely.
 
2012-12-05 11:17:29 PM  
Or, you know, make the hole just a wee bit bigger.
 
2012-12-05 11:20:24 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Or, you know, make the hole just a wee bit bigger.


I hear that is a common practice in prison
 
2012-12-05 11:21:43 PM  
This reminds me of an episode of Locked Up Abroad. It's been a while since I saw it, but an American was down in Brazil smuggling drugs and got busted. Some Nigerians were also in Brazilian prison and broke out using the same method this guy tried. The American wanted to escape but he chose not to because he didn't want to be on the run.

Like I said, it's been a while since I saw it and my memory might be off.

Oh screw it, it's on YouTube Link

The prison escape occurs around 32 minutes in.

Yeah, I guess my my memory isn't that bad.
 
2012-12-05 11:23:04 PM  
Insert MichaelScofield.jpg here...

He's not impressed.
 
2012-12-05 11:45:27 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.


Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.
 
2012-12-05 11:51:55 PM  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.


Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.
 
2012-12-05 11:51:57 PM  
Quick 'n dirty.. just the way gweilo8888 likes it!

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2012-12-05 11:52:20 PM  
Giggity.
 
2012-12-06 12:18:22 AM  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.


This.
 
2012-12-06 12:33:44 AM  

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Get busy livin', or get busy dietin'.


Thread over, man. Thread over.
 
2012-12-06 01:01:05 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.

Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.


I'm guessing headfirst... First, that room is awfully big to be his cell if he was on his way out. Second, in the lower right, there appears to be some brush. In other words, I think that's outside.
 
2012-12-06 01:09:07 AM  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.

Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.

I'm guessing headfirst... First, that room is awfully big to be his cell if he was on his way out. Second, in the lower right, there appears to be some brush. In other words, I think that's outside.


Good points.
 
2012-12-06 02:52:59 AM  

Mark Galvan: gerbilpox:

I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care

IMDb's #1 user ranked movie.


1 Million B.C?

Oooh. I didn't remember that was the poster in Shawshank Redemption. Clever.

/woosh, over my head
//still don't care, no relevance needed
 
2012-12-06 03:47:42 AM  
Wonderful. I hate fat people!
 
2012-12-06 07:56:16 AM  
He would have had to crawl through a hole that was 2 feet long. I remember thinking that was the length of 5 ping pong tables. Clearly I gots trouble with the math.
 
2012-12-06 01:28:29 PM  

artdecogecko: Quick 'n dirty.. just the way gweilo8888 likes it!

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Came here for the Poo. thank you.
 
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