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(France 24)   If you thought dog breath was bad, what must your dog think of your breath?   (france24.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-05 10:39:05 PM

"Dogs can sniff out lung cancer, pilot study shows"


How the dogs do it: if you smell like a Marlboro, you probably have lung cancer.

 
2012-12-05 10:39:26 PM
Far as I can tell, the default dog response to human-breath is, "Ooo... let me lick the inside of your mouth!"
 
2012-12-05 10:54:17 PM
smells like food or dog butt, yum
 
2012-12-05 11:00:29 PM
funonallpaws.co.uk
 
2012-12-05 11:11:27 PM
I've seen my dog eat his own shiat before, I'm pretty sure he can handle bad breath.
 
2012-12-06 01:02:40 AM
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2012-12-06 02:27:16 AM
I don't think my cat likes my breath terribly much. She usually shies away if my mouth gets too close. Not like hers is exactly a bouquet of flowers either.

Ralph Wiggum was 100% correct on that call. It does indeed smell like cat food.
 
2012-12-06 04:24:47 AM
"The ultimate aim is not however to have canines stationed in hospitals, but for scientists to identify what scents the dogs are detecting"

In the short-medium term why not station dogs in hospitals? Get your diagnosis done by a trained health professional that eats tripe and licks his own balls.
 
2012-12-06 05:14:07 AM

King Keepo: "The ultimate aim is not however to have canines stationed in hospitals, but for scientists to identify what scents the dogs are detecting"

In the short-medium term why not station dogs in hospitals? Get your diagnosis done by a trained health professional that eats tripe and licks his own balls.


The cynic in me says they don't want to station dogs in hospitals because there isn't as much profit in that as is a test for hundred/thousands of dollars.
 
2012-12-06 06:19:04 AM
Ren: Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
[eats bar of soap]
Ren: And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!
 
2012-12-06 08:57:40 AM

GentlemanJ: Ren: Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
[eats bar of soap]
Ren: And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!


They say I'm crazy, but I know better! It is not I who am crazy.. It is I who am mad.
[maniacal laughter]
 
2012-12-06 09:12:19 AM

Lt_Ryan: The cynic in me says they don't want to station dogs in hospitals because there isn't as much profit in that as is a test for hundred/thousands of dollars.


It's much harder to patent a dog. Patents are no longer achieving their intended purpose.
 
2012-12-06 10:19:10 AM
He wants to know why it smells like Subby's mom's box.
 
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