hubiestubert: In fairness, women bleed every month and do not die.
Lionel Mandrake: Because vaginas are weird
brap: Lionel Mandrake: Because vaginas are weirdYou're weird.Blessed are the snatched.
Coco LaFemme: hubiestubert: In fairness, women bleed every month and do not die.This is true. Vaginas are like a portal to hell that both scare the shiat out of men......and then totally entice them at the same time.
cman: Religious dogma mirrors many of what our ancestors felt was the perfect order. Therefore, straying from such perfection is seen as a possible danger to the social structure of the community. It is about fear, really; fear of leaving traditions in the name of progress could infuriate their god as the dogma was written during a time of different tolerance.
hubiestubert: In fairness, women bleed every month and do not die. They birth babies out of seemingly nowhere. Women are frippin' magic, and that is witchcraft, and that is enough to scare the stuffing out of guys who just want to extract money from your pockets. Why do you think they burned Joan de Arc?
farkingismybusiness: They attract bears.
whatshisname: Gay men who try and hide behind a life of pretend abstinence and funny hats are afraid of women?I am surprised.
Elandriel: Because women think with their brains ovaries and not dicks and as such are prone to occasionally challenge assertions of mystery sky wizards.
phlegmmo: The number of biblical references betraying disgust towards women and the workings of their bodies is extraordinary, but it ought not to surprise us: it is, after all, a book cobbled together entirely by men living in a barbaric and ignorant period of history, during which societies were governed largely by violence, a technique with which men are infamously more familiar. The role of women in Bronze Age culture was to bear children and little else, and, though the Church likes to avoid the issue, there are numerous biblical commands and injunctions for women to be raped and treated like property.
The_Original_Roxtar: because the stupid woman listened to the damned snake and now everything sucks.
CapeFearCadaver: We hold a certain power and control that most men in power and control can barely even imagine.
LouDobbsAwaaaay: I've never understood why there aren't more atheist women.
crabsno termites: The_Original_Roxtar: because the stupid woman listened to the damned snake and now everything sucks. except them.In the interest of accuracy.
MrHappyRotter: farkingismybusiness: They attract bears.Sure, but that's because bears are powerless against fabulous shoes.
Elandriel: Because women think with their brains and not dicks and as such are prone to occasionally challenge assertions of mystery sky wizards.
Moonk: MrHappyRotter: farkingismybusiness: They attract bears.Sure, but that's because bears are powerless against fabulous shoes.Let's get some shoes.
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