maddogdelta: "We have heard them threaten to secede so often that I have formed an enthusiastic organization -- The American Friends for Texas Secession. This stops the subject cold. They want to be able to secede, but they don't want anybone to want them to."--John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley, p 174
oldfarthenry: It's a shame they don't babble in a different language like our secessionist traitors.Makes it a lot easier on the head when you can't understand WTF they're saying.
Dusk-You-n-Me: Gotta be a weird feeling to love your country so much you wish to secede from it.
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: F*CK! secede. Dammit. dammit dammit dammit.
winterbraid: thamike: Image-- [i183.photobucket.com image 639x472]that guy on the ground is about to attempt some JWoo sideways leap-while-dual-wielding-and-firing.well, not leaping so much as gently rolling
winterbraid: well, not leaping so much as gently rolling
MaudlinMutantMollusk: They're still pissed that the shuttle they got was in kit form
Kittypie070: YOU ARE NOT TAKING JOHNSON SPACE CENTER WITH YOU, YOU TEN GALLON SH*TBAGS!!
AMERICA, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!
timujin: Please just let them go. Then maybe all the other ignorant crackerasscrackers in the rest of the country would move there so they could be "free".
NeverDrunk23: Really hard to believe the claims that Texas will go purple in 10 years.
hiker9999: oldfarthenry: Looks like y'all have an 'merikun version of Quebec on yer hands!It's a shame they don't babble in a different language like our secessionist traitors.Makes it a lot easier on the head when you can't understand WTF they're saying.You've never heard Texans or southerners "talk", have you?
oldfarthenry: Looks like y'all have an 'merikun version of Quebec on yer hands!It's a shame they don't babble in a different language like our secessionist traitors.Makes it a lot easier on the head when you can't understand WTF they're saying.
JolobinSmokin: Do you think they accept my soveriegn nation check?I'll even write it for one brazillion dollars.
DeltaPunch: Again, it's just too easy to fleece money from these rubes.WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS FIRST?!?
NowhereMon: Where do I send my check?
homelessdude: I am strongly considering a donation to this PAC if it can be determined that is not a hoax.After the past decade (and especially the last few years), I would be very satisfied hearing the phrase The 49 United States of America if this PAC was actually able to accomplish its goal..
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