Where do I send my check?

Colonialist cosplay ain't free.

Dusk-You-n-Me: Gotta be a weird feeling to love your country so much you wish to secede from it.


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DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

That reason is probably money laundering for the cartels.

Grant them their wishes: take away their citizenship.

Again, it's just too easy to fleece money from these rubes.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS FIRST?!?

Anyone want to start a PAC for kicking out Texas?

JolobinSmokin: Do you think they accept my soveriegn nation check?

I'll even write it for one brazillion dollars.

Only if your flag has gold fringe.

Secs-PAC?

All of the idiots who want to secede need to realize that the borders are open and that they can leave any time they want. Then the rest of us can go on, happy in their absence.

TNM-PAC doesn't mention any specific candidates it plans to support, but from the site it's possible to speculate. Perennial candidate Larry Kilgore, who recently changed his middle name to "SECEDE" (yes, allcaps), received 250,000 votes in the 2008 GOP Senate primary and is planning on running for governor in two years.


Larry SECEDE Kilgore? I would've thought Texas would be hard pressed to find someone stupider than Rick "Oops" Perry-- but, apparently, not so much.

Sell the place to Mexico.

You wanna succeed, dicklicks? Do it. Get the f*ck out of this state and get the f*ck out of this country. If you hate it here so much, f*cking leave. assholes.

F*CK! secede. Dammit. dammit dammit dammit.

Brat PAC.

Reasons we should keep Texas: Large manufacturing and infrastructure investment, Houston space center, lots of military bases that would need shuttering, Austin, tacos.

Reasons to get rid of Texas: it's farking Texas.

Sorry Texans, this one is really a toss up for the rest of us.

Step 1. Texas secedes from the Union.
Step 2. US invades Texas, takes all their stuff, sells Texas to Mexico.
Step 3. Profit, profit, and PROFIT!

It's mostly desert, with a hostile government, and they have oil. It's been done before.

/I'll sign your petition.

Bring on the new People's Democratic Republic of Upper Mexico!

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: F*CK! secede. Dammit. dammit dammit dammit.

Don't worry about it. Too many people make that mistake and don't even realise they've use the wrong word.

I can't decide is clamouring for your state to succeed should be grounds for automatic denial or automatic approval.

It was only a matter of time until someone saw an opportunity to sacrifice morals for money so I am not really that surprised.

As someone who lives in Fort Worth, this will bring me years of unending entertainment. Watching tears of impotent rage roll down the cheeks of those who would rather speak in hyperbole, pursuing an unfeasible and self-defeating goal rather than truly try to correct the pile of issues upon which they heave their extremism and traitorous rhetoric, is quite possibly the best and most deserved schadenfreude.

Dusk-You-n-Me: Gotta be a weird feeling to love your country so much you wish to secede from it.

Wingnuts have no capacity for love. They only know fear, and its most visible byproduct, hate. When a Wingnut says it "loves" something, it is really saying it fears that thing slightly less than everything else.

On principle I almost never do, but if I WERE to support the adding of Americans to some sort of watchlist...

Really hard to believe the claims that Texas will go purple in 10 years.

oldfarthenry: Looks like y'all have an 'merikun version of Quebec on yer hands!
It's a shame they don't babble in a different language like our secessionist traitors.
Makes it a lot easier on the head when you can't understand WTF they're saying.

You've never heard Texans or southerners "talk", have you?

I want to make it very clear here: This does not misrepresent Texas or Texans.

When you give a Republican power, you give power to these people, you give power to the kind of people who wouldn't cross these people, who won't be seen to deny them their causes.

I feel like one of those people who are standing on the sidewalk yelling "JUMP" to a distraught person on the roof. I never understood that mentality. Until now.

DO IT TEXAS! PLEASE!

You can elect your own president (I am sure that Rick Perry will not win that election).

/and you can take a couple of other states with you.

Wait, if Texas succeeds, they will be then trapped between the USA which they hate and mexico who they also hate....
1. who is going to protect their borders.
2. who would protect them from mexico reclaiming their land?

Sometimes I think that if Lincoln had just let the Confederates go, we'd all be happier today.