Here are the last of the headlines from November. With this, we're now open for Headline of the Year. The preliminary threads are still being posted up almost daily in TFD, and the TFers are voting for their favorites. If you want a vote in the preliminaries, you need to have TF. Here are two that are there right now:
June:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7467707July:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7467820The very first Headline of the Year preliminary for the first quarter will be tomorrow, and the rest will be coming out next week, followed by the subtabs and separate contests. Enjoy
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-25 to Sat 2012-12-01:
Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question 
Coroner reports that contestant who died during cockroach-eating contest choked to death on vomit. And cockroaches 
Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again 
New museum exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe is sure to raise a few eyebrow 
New bacon shaving cream guarantees you'll be manlier than your friends, eaten by a bear 
While there is a push to kill the $1 bill and fully replace it with the $1 coin, it will never happen. The fact is people hate change Japan Airlines is set to serve Kentucky Fried Chicken to passengers. It's great for bulimics as it will come in a bucket 
UN agrees to recognize Palestine as a state, will delineate borders based on where the rubble ends Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted Gallup poll says that a majority of Americans are satisfied with their own healthcare costs. There is a word for those people. Healthy 
The USS Enterprise has come to the end of its 51 year mission. It didn't find any strange new worlds, new life, or new civilizations, but it certainly could have blown them up if it had Sports:
NFL sees triple digit growth in the sale of women's apparel as most women can now only fit into NFL size jerseys 
The Yankees and Andy Pettitte are close to a one-year deal in the $11 million range. Perks include a AARP membership and a lifetime supply of Metamucil As Derek Jeter rehabs his ankle in Florida, it appears he misheard advice about going on the South Beach diet and went on the Sabathia diet instead Geek:
No link exists between full moon and mental problems. Technically speaking, lycanthropy isn't a mental problem as much as it's a grow-claws-and-attack-people problem Curiosity celebrates its first birthday on Mars, complains it wanted a cowboy theme and not a space one For the God so loved the world that He sent Turritopsis dohrnii, that he who benefits from genetic studies of this immortal jellyfish shall not perish but have eternal life Entertainment:
UB40...lbs overweight 
Kim Kardashian is the internet's most searched celebrity. Coincidentally, Valtrex is the internet's most searched medication Lindsay Lohan arrested for assault in NYC nightclub. To be sentenced to one more day of free publicity Politics:
Bill Clinton only sent two emails as president. That's how you keep it on the down-low Obama to have Mitt Romney for lunch. This is not a repeat from November 6 Still no answers in the arsenic poisoning death of coroner's technician linked to Andrew Breitbart's death. THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU'D EXPECT THEM TO SAY Business:
Buffett wants Dimon to be Treasury chief; also wants to score some Van Halen tickets, preferably something in the first ten rows Cuba introduces income tax for the first time in more than 50 years, to the dismay of the six Cubans who have an income 
Ford recalls Fusions and Escapes due to possibilities of spontaneous combustion. No word yet on how much this will dig into Pinto profits · · ·
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