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Headline of the Year threads will be coming this week and next. In the meantime, here are a few of the favorite headlines for 11/25 - 12/1 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-12-05 1:10:46 PM (9 comments) | Permalink
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Here are the last of the headlines from November. With this, we're now open for Headline of the Year. The preliminary threads are still being posted up almost daily in TFD, and the TFers are voting for their favorites. If you want a vote in the preliminaries, you need to have TF. Here are two that are there right now:

June: http://www.fark.com/comments/7467707

July: http://www.fark.com/comments/7467820

The very first Headline of the Year preliminary for the first quarter will be tomorrow, and the rest will be coming out next week, followed by the subtabs and separate contests. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-25 to Sat 2012-12-01:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Coroner reports that contestant who died during cockroach-eating contest choked to death on vomit. And cockroaches    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New museum exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe is sure to raise a few eyebrow    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New bacon shaving cream guarantees you'll be manlier than your friends, eaten by a bear    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  While there is a push to kill the $1 bill and fully replace it with the $1 coin, it will never happen. The fact is people hate change    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Japan Airlines is set to serve Kentucky Fried Chicken to passengers. It's great for bulimics as it will come in a bucket    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  UN agrees to recognize Palestine as a state, will delineate borders based on where the rubble ends    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Gallup poll says that a majority of Americans are satisfied with their own healthcare costs. There is a word for those people. Healthy    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The USS Enterprise has come to the end of its 51 year mission. It didn't find any strange new worlds, new life, or new civilizations, but it certainly could have blown them up if it had    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  NFL sees triple digit growth in the sale of women's apparel as most women can now only fit into NFL size jerseys    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The Yankees and Andy Pettitte are close to a one-year deal in the $11 million range. Perks include a AARP membership and a lifetime supply of Metamucil    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  As Derek Jeter rehabs his ankle in Florida, it appears he misheard advice about going on the South Beach diet and went on the Sabathia diet instead    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  No link exists between full moon and mental problems. Technically speaking, lycanthropy isn't a mental problem as much as it's a grow-claws-and-attack-people problem    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Curiosity celebrates its first birthday on Mars, complains it wanted a cowboy theme and not a space one    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  For the God so loved the world that He sent Turritopsis dohrnii, that he who benefits from genetic studies of this immortal jellyfish shall not perish but have eternal life    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  UB40...lbs overweight    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kim Kardashian is the internet's most searched celebrity. Coincidentally, Valtrex is the internet's most searched medication    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Lindsay Lohan arrested for assault in NYC nightclub. To be sentenced to one more day of free publicity    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Bill Clinton only sent two emails as president. That's how you keep it on the down-low    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Obama to have Mitt Romney for lunch. This is not a repeat from November 6    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Still no answers in the arsenic poisoning death of coroner's technician linked to Andrew Breitbart's death. THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU'D EXPECT THEM TO SAY    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Buffett wants Dimon to be Treasury chief; also wants to score some Van Halen tickets, preferably something in the first ten rows    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cuba introduces income tax for the first time in more than 50 years, to the dismay of the six Cubans who have an income    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Ford recalls Fusions and Escapes due to possibilities of spontaneous combustion. No word yet on how much this will dig into Pinto profits    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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9 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-12-05 03:08:52 PM  
Y U No Comment here??
 
2012-12-05 03:11:26 PM  
I'm really looking forward to the HotY contest this year. It's the first time that I had a headline make HotW for the first time, and I presume that means it will be considered for at least the first round.
 
2012-12-05 03:12:44 PM  
As HOTY candidates go, those are pretty weak.
 
2012-12-05 03:15:09 PM  

cgraves67: I'm really looking forward to the HotY contest this year. It's the first time that I had a headline make HotW for the first time, and I presume that means it will be considered for at least the first round.


Just be aware that the first contests will only be for mainpage headlines, so if it was on a subtab (sports, geek, etc) it won't show up until I get to those.
 

ChipNASA: Y U No Comment here??


Busy uploading new threads today for August and September
 
2012-12-05 03:34:54 PM  

cgraves67: It's the first time that I had a headline make HotW for the first time


The first time can really only be the first time.
 
2012-12-05 03:37:41 PM  
Meh. None of these are any good at all.
 
2012-12-05 03:41:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: As HOTY candidates go, those are pretty weak.


Since you missed it the first time:

Headline of the Year threads will be coming this week and next. In the meantime, here are a few of the favorite headlines for 11/25 - 12/1
 
2012-12-05 04:01:02 PM  
I liked the Kahlo one. But that is it.
 
2012-12-05 09:29:10 PM  

Balchinian: I liked the Kahlo one. But that is it.


That's cus she only has one
 
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