Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.
Pocket Ninja: Well, that depends. Is she looking at him while he's cheating?
highendmighty: I knew when one of my ex's was cheating on me. I could taste the pussy on her mouth.
Spad31: Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.We are.
Cerebral Knievel: Well, one of the best ways to make your woman scream while you are having sex is to call her up and tell her what you are doing.
Oldiron_79: If your man is hot and/or rich enough to do better than you he probably is while you aren't lookingIf your man would probably never land another girl as hot as you he probably isn't
Drain: My friend was going to surprise his girlfriend with a trip to Mexico, where he was going to propose to her. He asked me whether he should go through with the surprise or just tell her."Surprise her dude, don't tell her anything." I said.She could tell he was keeping a secret from her, so she accused him with 100% certainty of cheating on her. After a huge fight he told her about the now canceled trip to Mexico and she still feels like a total biatch about it.Lesson: You don't know shiat ladies.
Bennie Crabtree: there is no reason why this would be a "risk" in most societies.
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