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(Yahoo)   Scientists say a woman can tell if a man is cheating just by looking at him, and don't you try to deny it, you bastard, they KNOW what they know   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
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2012-12-05 04:17:46 PM
6 votes:

Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.


We are.
2012-12-05 03:11:45 PM
5 votes:
Well, one of the best ways to make your woman scream while you are having sex is to call her up and tell her what you are doing.
2012-12-05 01:35:41 PM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Well, that depends. Is she looking at him while he's cheating?


It wasn't me.
2012-12-05 01:16:27 PM
3 votes:
Trust but verify.

d.yimg.com
2012-12-05 07:31:44 PM
2 votes:

highendmighty: I knew when one of my ex's was cheating on me. I could taste the pussy on her mouth.


Turns out she was actually a contortionist.
2012-12-05 04:19:03 PM
2 votes:

Spad31: Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.

We are.


DAD?!?!
2012-12-05 04:13:25 PM
2 votes:
Geek tab? You guys wish...
2012-12-05 12:47:08 PM
2 votes:
Well, that depends. Is she looking at him while he's cheating?
2012-12-06 12:24:29 AM
1 votes:
Oh, and for the fellas being interrogated over shopping trips for their overly-inquisitive ladies...

Just tell them the truth-you were shopping for their present, and if they are (naturally) curious and ask what it is, or where you went, then think of the lamest possible gift and give them that answer (i.e. "I went to the mine to get you a lump of coal", "went to Wal-Mart to buy you a new ironing board", etc). Eventually they will get the hint and lay off. Or, like my wife, they will find humour in it and pester you just to see what dastardly answers you'll give.
2012-12-05 08:27:35 PM
1 votes:

Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.


It doesn't take you 6 hours and your car keys to take the trash out?
2012-12-05 06:05:59 PM
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Well, one of the best ways to make your woman scream while you are having sex is to call her up and tell her what you are doing.


That sounds a little like rodeo sex. While banging the wife, tell her you banged her sister and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
2012-12-05 06:05:43 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: If your man is hot and/or rich enough to do better than you he probably is while you aren't looking

If your man would probably never land another girl as hot as you he probably isn't


This applies to girls too. And whatever other label they LGBTOMGWTFBBQ comes up with.


Whoever your mate is probably isn't going to be satisfied with just you if they're much more desirable than you. They will get attention. They'll probably stray.

Meanwhile if they're much less attractive than you, chances are they're gonna spend 110% of their effort to keep you around. No time to cheat. No attention to tempt.

If it's a push, that's where you find monogamy. Kind of a Mexican Stanoff With Genitals, or MSWG. (mouse wig?)
mjl
2012-12-05 05:38:26 PM
1 votes:

Spad31: Lord Dimwit: I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.

We are.


????!!!??? Hang on she said I was the only one in her life!
2012-12-05 05:30:13 PM
1 votes:
Quick article summary: If you are a woman and an unfamiliar, attached male is checking out your tits and ass, he might just be a cheater.
2012-12-05 05:02:23 PM
1 votes:

Drain: My friend was going to surprise his girlfriend with a trip to Mexico, where he was going to propose to her. He asked me whether he should go through with the surprise or just tell her.

"Surprise her dude, don't tell her anything." I said.

She could tell he was keeping a secret from her, so she accused him with 100% certainty of cheating on her. After a huge fight he told her about the now canceled trip to Mexico and she still feels like a total biatch about it.

Lesson: You don't know shiat ladies.


Near Christmas, Valentine's Day or her birthday:
gf - what did you do last night?
me - ran some errands, gamed, a bit of cleaning
gf - what kinds of errands?
...etc.
I've been through this with a couple of women, reasons for the followup questions differ between them; they just like talking and are interested, they're henpecking, they're insecure and suspicious about everything. Sometimes a combination of the above.

After 47 years and a desire to minimize the pain in my life, I just tell them "it's Christmas/VD/BD so stop asking" (though phrased a bit gentler. sometimes)
2012-12-05 04:33:17 PM
1 votes:
My friend was going to surprise his girlfriend with a trip to Mexico, where he was going to propose to her. He asked me whether he should go through with the surprise or just tell her.

"Surprise her dude, don't tell her anything." I said.

She could tell he was keeping a secret from her, so she accused him with 100% certainty of cheating on her. After a huge fight he told her about the now canceled trip to Mexico and she still feels like a total biatch about it.

Lesson: You don't know shiat ladies.
2012-12-05 04:15:51 PM
1 votes:
I work from home. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. If we were cheating on each other, we'd have to be awfully discreet about it.
2012-12-05 04:11:42 PM
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: there is no reason why this would be a "risk" in most societies.


I'd venture that the 'risk' is at the abstract genetic/resource management level. If I have to spend resources on some random stranger's kid, then those are resources that my own genetic offspring don't get, thus reducing my overall reproductive fitness.

This is why I don't have/like/want kids. I'd rather spend all my resources on my self, and all my genetic material on your mom.
 
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