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(Chicago Trib)   NJ man indicted for punching a window on a JetBlue airplane, causing it to shatter. In other insanely terrifying news, you can apparently shatter the window on a typical passenger jet with just your fist   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 138
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2012-12-05 12:39:20 PM
He likely broke the inner window that helps to insulate you from the -40 degree air outside the aircraft at altitude.
 
2012-12-05 12:46:34 PM
He probably saw something on the wing.
 
2012-12-05 12:53:54 PM
The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him.
 
2012-12-05 12:57:04 PM
Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-12-05 01:08:10 PM

Cythraul: He probably saw something on the wing.


probly.
 
2012-12-05 01:13:44 PM
To be fair, you can actually break a lot of things with your fist, it's just whether your fist also breaks when connecting
 
2012-12-05 01:29:48 PM
A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.
 
2012-12-05 01:37:58 PM

Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.


They just obtained a photo of the attack

cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2012-12-05 02:09:59 PM
HULK SM

scottydoesntknow: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

They just obtained a photo of the attack

[cdn1.screenrant.com image 570x315]


never mind.
 
2012-12-05 02:47:28 PM
Shadoobie
 
2012-12-05 02:47:51 PM
www.movieactors.com

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?
 
2012-12-05 02:49:04 PM

Krieghund


Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?


He wouldn't have one: the Kurgan killed him at MacLeod's place.
 
2012-12-05 02:49:16 PM
Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way
 
2012-12-05 02:49:25 PM
obviously it was the inner window which protects the "real window"
 
2012-12-05 02:50:18 PM

Krieghund: Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?


Getting a handy under the blanket is a lot more work when there's someone inbetween...
 
2012-12-05 02:51:14 PM
GIS for "broken airplane window" :


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-05 02:52:22 PM
Well, you can't, but I can. I would use some of the jiu jitsu that I learned in the Core.
 
2012-12-05 02:52:36 PM

Gdalescrboz: Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way


No, but "explosive decompression" does. Break a window at altitude and then try to breathe
 
2012-12-05 02:52:45 PM
At least he wasn't in a middle seat
 
2012-12-05 02:52:54 PM
Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?
 
2012-12-05 02:53:03 PM
Damn you, Giant Clown Shoe. I had that one all lined up and ready to go.

Good jorb.
 
2012-12-05 02:53:29 PM
Was it this guy?

www.110to220.com
 
2012-12-05 02:53:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
By Christ, I'll punch you right in the face if you don't stop staring!
 
2012-12-05 02:54:16 PM
Actual crack in airplane window.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-12-05 02:56:10 PM
Not surprised he finally snapped.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-05 02:56:15 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie


I don't get it.

/ ;-D
 
2012-12-05 02:57:18 PM

Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.


That charge does seem a bit rough
 
2012-12-05 02:58:19 PM
www.trapshooters.com

/sorry
 
2012-12-05 02:59:01 PM
They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.
 
2012-12-05 03:00:53 PM

markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.



You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely?
 
2012-12-05 03:01:16 PM
a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive.
 
2012-12-05 03:01:19 PM

Cythraul: He probably saw something on the wing.


This made me LOL. Thanks!
 
2012-12-05 03:02:09 PM

Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-05 03:02:12 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: [www.movieactors.com image 266x149]

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?


Too late...shacks tiny fist.
 
2012-12-05 03:03:35 PM

doczoidberg: markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.


You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely?


For the last time, grabbing her boob and crapping on the drink cart is not "asking nicely".
 
2012-12-05 03:03:52 PM

ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D


You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
 
2012-12-05 03:05:07 PM

buckler: a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive.


Flying sucks anymore as it is without waiting around for this kind of nonsense. This dipshiat should not be allowed on a plane again. Not only did he not get to sit next to his mommy, he didn't get to fly with her either.
 
2012-12-05 03:05:10 PM

skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

That charge does seem a bit rough


If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.
 
2012-12-05 03:06:26 PM

probesport: ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D

You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough


I'm in tatters.......
 
2012-12-05 03:09:03 PM

ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D


s8.postimage.org
 
2012-12-05 03:09:06 PM
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-12-05 03:09:26 PM

probesport: Was it this guy?

[www.110to220.com image 200x206]


Heavy!
 
2012-12-05 03:11:59 PM
Why didn't he just roll the windows down? I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem.
 
2012-12-05 03:15:23 PM
Jersey Strength
 
2012-12-05 03:15:46 PM
JetBlue: Where you can play punch a bunch with our windows.
 
2012-12-05 03:16:41 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

That charge does seem a bit rough

If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.


Let's hope for something a bit closer to a vandalism sentence
 
2012-12-05 03:17:30 PM
That usually is 3 layers. I don't even Tyson is his day could go through them all.
 
2012-12-05 03:18:00 PM

brap: The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him.


"Dude, I read the paper, it said you threw a temper tantrum and hit the window because they wouldn't let you sit nets to your mommy."
 
2012-12-05 03:18:21 PM

Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?


Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want.

/I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer
 
2012-12-05 03:21:08 PM

farknbord: Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?

Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want.

/I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer


I'm also an aircraft propulsion engineer. :)
 
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