Englebert Slaptyback: tjsands1118hopes of our society ever having a refined pallet.You don't get to complain about anyone's palate until you learn how to spell 'palate'.
sigdiamond2000: Here's the deal: There are people in this world, a lot of people, who go out to eat for the express purpose of being disappointed.
Treygreen13: Fark you, Yelper!My favorite: "I ordered the broiled crab cakes and they were really good and i called and asked if i could speak to the supervisor and the girl that asnswerd the phone wanted to know what it was in reference to and I told her it was regarding the food i ordered and and she said what was wrong with it and i said nothing i just wanted to let him or her know that it was good and then she was like ok hold on. When the manager got on the phone and i thanked him and let him know it was good he said thank you and you welcome but seemed like he was in a rush. I don't think i will be eating their anymore because if the manager is not nice then what does that say about the business they are running and the people in it.1-star review of Stratford Diner by Dalia B."Any Yelp review you read should be taken with a grain of salt. Some people just can't write a review without focusing on one issue and giving out 1 star because of it.
FinFangFark: Usually here in Houston if you look at the Chinese restaurant reviews, there are always complaints that they serve their sodas single serving in a can,
Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Surly U. Jest: Hey, don't knock the tapir anus until you've tried it. It is remarkable.Meh, I found it to be a little leathery.
Moopy Mac: That is a horrible review, but i got more of a chuckle from someone in St. Petersburg calling Chicago "flyover country".
tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: I love Yelp reviews. At best, the complaints are incorrect expectations.At worst, it's flat-out ignorance. My favorites so far are one complaining about an Ethiopian restaurant trying to trick people into eating with their hands, and another complained about the lack of frozen margaritas at a Belgian pub.Okay, you've inspired me to find a local place that I love and adore and would recommend to anyone and find a horrible review...Casita TaqueriaWe recently moved from the Chicago area and were excited about going after reading a review in the newspaper. Boy, were we sorry. First, you're not sure if you get waited on or not. Not! You order your food and they bring to you (which is OK if you know that). We though we would authentic mexican food. NOT!!! The corn tortillas were very good, but the rest was not authentic. Black beans!! Where's the pinto beans and mexican rice and since when do you have to BUY chips and salsa (chips were good). Oh, and it was not inexpensive. Come on now, mexican food should be really inexpensive., DISAPPOINTED.Go back to flyover country.
gingerjet: Lucky LaRue: I tend to agree with Zimmerman on this one: The general public is too stupid to have an opinion on what kind of food and service they like when they go out to eat. The masses should let the experts tell them what they like.And yet Zimmerman has spent many a column opining on economics, business, and other shiat he knows absolutely nothing about.
Lucky LaRue: I tend to agree with Zimmerman on this one: The general public is too stupid to have an opinion on what kind of food and service they like when they go out to eat. The masses should let the experts tell them what they like.
Surly U. Jest: Hey, don't knock the tapir anus until you've tried it. It is remarkable.
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