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(Orlando Sentinel)   Woman charged with leaving customer feedback all over Walmart parking lot   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 44
    More: Florida, Walmart parking lot, Wal-Mart, parking lots, Flagler County, Volusia County  
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2012-12-05 12:36:28 PM
FTFA: Deborah Brinkman of Ormond Beach caught the attention of a worker in a Walmart parking lot early Monday because she was driving around and throwing out paper towels soiled with her own waste, the Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.

Mom?
 
2012-12-05 12:48:38 PM
In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
www.local10.com
 
2012-12-05 01:14:12 PM
Poop thread?
 
2012-12-05 01:58:12 PM
Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.
 
2012-12-05 02:04:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
[www.local10.com image 640x360]


Looks like she's got some evidence on her face.
 
2012-12-05 02:39:43 PM

Diogenes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
[www.local10.com image 640x360]

Looks like she's got some evidence on her face.


Yeah... I noticed that, too

/not just another feces in the crowd
 
2012-12-05 02:48:32 PM
Wow, this story is like a white trash location trifecta. You've got Florida, Wal-mart, and Golden Coral all in one drunken, shiat-spewing car chase.
 
2012-12-05 02:53:30 PM
She left a paper trail for the cops to follow.
 
2012-12-05 02:55:43 PM
She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

Not charged with littering?
 
2012-12-05 02:57:28 PM
Gives new meaning to Bounty hunter.
 
2012-12-05 02:57:52 PM

gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.
 
2012-12-05 03:01:22 PM

gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


I live in a fairly upscale area and the walmart is actually pretty nice. And there is never much of anyone in there. And they allow 'mall walking' for the grannies.


/grannie
 
2012-12-05 03:02:56 PM
Shadoobie
 
2012-12-05 03:05:49 PM
 
2012-12-05 03:12:03 PM

Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


Same here. I just bought a CD player for someone for Christmas and just walked right out. Not only did they not check, there was no one there checking anyone at all.
 
2012-12-05 03:14:46 PM
She and her car crapped out???
 
2012-12-05 03:15:38 PM

Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


Nah, he's screwed. There's on in an affluent neighborhood here. One or more of these seems to happen;
1) The typical WM shopper is drawn to the place like a fly to shat,
2) The locals who do shop there are those who haven't left the house since moving there,
3) The locals become wally zombies when they pull into the parking lot,
4) Locals who don't want to live by WM sell for slightly less than they could have otherwise, which lowers the median home value (appraised), causing others to sell quickly out of fear of further decline thus hastening the downward spiral.
Oh look, they're putting up a Applebees and TitleMax.

The stores are like a fine grain of foreign material in a small cut; nothing at first, then a discoloration, maybe an itch, the swelling begins, an abscess develops, etc. etc. and then you have these stories.
 
2012-12-05 03:22:23 PM

uncleacid: Gives new meaning to Bounty hunter.


Low hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit.
 
2012-12-05 03:27:31 PM
No that's class!
 
2012-12-05 03:33:48 PM
In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
ew, nice skid marks there.

You know, sometimes your career has to come first . . .
 
2012-12-05 03:35:27 PM

bim1154: poopy pants appropriate


YOU RANG ?
 
2012-12-05 03:37:44 PM

Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


LOL
 
2012-12-05 03:48:50 PM

gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


Pop some popcorn and walk through there, it's like going to the zoo.
 
2012-12-05 03:56:13 PM
Subby, wouldn't that be bio feedback?
 
2012-12-05 03:57:35 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-12-05 03:57:56 PM

offmymeds: Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.

LOL


Lulz. You have a keen eye.
 
2012-12-05 04:08:11 PM

martid4: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

Pop some popcorn and walk through there, it's like going to the zoo.


Or you can just go to people of walmart and view from the safety of your own home.
 
2012-12-05 04:12:44 PM
Always Low Prices Feces. 

www.dipanjanroy.com

Maybe she gave birth to a 'hoe handle' in the garden section.
 
2012-12-05 04:15:25 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
[www.local10.com image 640x360]


Curiousity killed the cat.
You have been warned.
 
2012-12-05 04:24:11 PM
Stay classy!
 
2012-12-05 04:28:00 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

Not charged with littering?


I was thinking that, too. I guess with all the other stuff, they ran out of room for lesser includeds and were too lazy to fill out the paperwork to attach a page two.
 
2012-12-05 04:41:06 PM

SomeoneDumb: Bill_Wick's_Friend: She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

Not charged with littering?

I was thinking that, too. I guess with all the other stuff, they ran out of room for lesser includeds and were too lazy to fill out the paperwork to attach a page two.


They'd be gilding the lily at that point.

Though I'm not sure what the equivalent metaphor is for poop.
 
2012-12-05 05:53:39 PM
Drunk, stupid, and hurling feces is no way to go through life girl.
 
2012-12-05 05:58:01 PM

Diogenes: SomeoneDumb: Bill_Wick's_Friend: She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

Not charged with littering?

I was thinking that, too. I guess with all the other stuff, they ran out of room for lesser includeds and were too lazy to fill out the paperwork to attach a page two.

They'd be gilding the lily at that point.

Though I'm not sure what the equivalent metaphor is for poop.


Crowning the brown?
Juicing up the deuce?
Flogging the log?

/I don't know either
 
2012-12-05 05:59:53 PM
."Several cans of alcoholic beverages were found inside her vehicle and deputies said she emitted a strong odor of alcohol,'' the report added."and poop"
 
2012-12-05 06:37:16 PM
We have Wal-Marts in Canada and I never hear of people going out of control like this, I don't get it.
 
2012-12-05 07:11:02 PM
The local big box shop Walmart by my house is always cleaning the parking lot weekly with steam pressure washers, they still look like this women paid a visit with hours afterwards.
 
2012-12-05 07:12:44 PM

gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


very sorry to hear this. when news was WM was coming to our town all the excellent little mom & pop shops just gave up and closed their doors. the township gave the WM people a rash of shiat so we wound up with the tiniest crappiest WM you'll ever see. it is the most poorly run store i've ever been in. try to buy something as simple as a mop and half the display will be empty. good luck finding Hot Wheels decently stocked in. worst farking WM i've been in, period, and i've been in WM's up and down the east coast and all over the south.

/ i hate you, Wal-Mart
 
2012-12-05 07:15:16 PM
I don't think I've ever been to a Wal-mart and not seen a soiled diaper in the parking lot. No soiled paper towels, though.
 
2012-12-05 11:36:20 PM

gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


If you really want to see who your neighbors are, walk into Walmart at about 5:30 to 6 PM on any non-holiday weeknight, and then again at about midnight on a Saturday night. If you get a good vibe from both of these experiences, then you live in a pretty decent area. Typically, it is rare you will get a get vibe from both of these experiences. In some Walmarts, you won't get a good vibe from either of them. I've lived in a lot of different places/states, and this test holds up everywhere. There's something about the cross-section of society that you get in the stores at those times (both customers and employees) that seems to accurately reflect the general character/attitude of the area. It's a far more realistic picture than any PR put out by the local chamber of commerce, that's for sure.

Vibe.
 
2012-12-05 11:38:46 PM

Fark Me To Tears: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

If you really want to see who your neighbors are, walk into Walmart at about 5:30 to 6 PM on any non-holiday weeknight, and then again at about midnight on a Saturday night. If you get a good vibe from both of these experiences, then you live in a pretty decent area. Typically, it is rare you will get a get good vibe from both of these experiences. In some Walmarts, you won't get a good vibe from either of them. I've lived in a lot of different places/states, and this test holds up everywhere. There's something about the cross-section of society that you get in the stores at those times (both customers and employees) that seems to accurately reflect the general character/attitude of the area. It's a far more realistic picture than any PR put out by the local chamber of commerce, that's for sure.

/FTFM

Vibe.

 
2012-12-05 11:42:08 PM

SomeoneDumb: Bill_Wick's_Friend: She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

Not charged with littering?

I was thinking that, too. I guess with all the other stuff, they ran out of room for lesser includeds and were too lazy to fill out the paperwork to attach a page two.


No. If they added a littering charge, some bleeding heart would have said that this poor soul was being needlessly harassed.
 
2012-12-06 12:16:26 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Fark Me To Tears: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

If you really want to see who your neighbors are, walk into Walmart at about 5:30 to 6 PM on any non-holiday weeknight, and then again at about midnight on a Saturday night. If you get a good vibe from both of these experiences, then you live in a pretty decent area. Typically, it is rare you will get a get good vibe from both of these experiences. In some Walmarts, you won't get a good vibe from either of them. I've lived in a lot of different places/states, and this test holds up everywhere. There's something about the cross-section of society that you get in the stores at those times (both customers and employees) that seems to accurately reflect the general character/attitude of the area. It's a far more realistic picture than any PR put out by the local chamber of commerce, that's for sure.

/FTFM

Vibe.


Walmart used to sell good vibes for cheap, until those damn kids kept stealing them.
 
2012-12-06 02:51:37 AM
Did you see the link at the bottom of the page about the Anaconda vomiting a cow?
 
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