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(WSBTV)   Atlanta airport makes three arrests in two hours upon discovering guns being brought through the security checkpoint - one of which belonged to a Chick-Fil-A executive   (wsbtv.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, Security checkpoint, TSA, guns  
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2012-12-05 09:58:09 AM
13 votes:
Eat Mor Bullits
2012-12-05 09:40:03 AM
5 votes:
Oh relax, Submtter.He was probably just trying to guard himself and his employees against the rabid horde of same-sex couples coming through Atlanta that day. Perfectly understandable.
2012-12-05 01:51:03 PM
3 votes:
I once accidentally went through airport security with a sawn-off ellipsis. TSA brought me to a full stop.

/got nothin' hasn't already been covered.
2012-12-05 01:31:22 PM
3 votes:
Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.
2012-12-05 01:26:45 PM
3 votes:
AT LEAST IT WASN'T A DILDO!
2012-12-05 11:29:36 AM
3 votes:

Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods


Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?
2012-12-05 10:01:56 AM
3 votes:
Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"
2012-12-05 01:28:45 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"Now, where did I leave my gun?"
2012-12-05 11:37:09 AM
2 votes:

Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


You left out an "s" on "things."
2012-12-05 11:21:30 AM
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


At the point where you have so many guns that you forget that you are carrying some of them around, you may have too many guns.
2012-12-05 10:34:00 AM
2 votes:
Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.
2012-12-05 03:32:45 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: You sir are a cock and according to your profile you are in my city. Would you care to meet so you can speak to me that way to my face?


OK meet me at Chicano Park at 1am on Saturday. Yell "Spick!" loud repeatedly so I know who/where you are.

/snark
2012-12-05 02:40:08 PM
1 votes:

Wook: I like how most of you Farkers hate this company. It's perpetual Christmas since their sales went through the roof during the boycott by Gays, Lesbos and Libs. Bonus points as well since this is a passé cause and you're all still exhibiting butthurt.


It's part of the liberal chess game to get republicans to die or become incapacitated from diabetes. You fell right into their trap, checkmate.
2012-12-05 02:21:21 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow:
//I forgot a box of ammo in my backpack going through once
///No arrest, but I'm on a TSA "watch list"


Well, that's not okay. What if you'd pulled out that box in the middle of the flight and started throwing bullets at people really hard?
2012-12-05 02:21:04 PM
1 votes:

namatad: SurfaceTension: I can see how one would forget that.

Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".

Which begs the question, WHY is this an issue?
Why doesn't TSA respond with "You will have to check this bag sir or throw the gun away."
TADA, problem solved!!!

But no, instead they OVER REACT with deadly force.
farkem


That's exactly what they used to do before the TSA was instituted, and it worked fine^^^%%

I once tried to board a flight with a can of pepper spray^^^%% My excuse wasn't that I'd forgotten I had it, it simply didn't occur to me that pepper spray wasn't something that you could take on a plane^^^%% I could however also see how someone could forget they were carrying a prohibited weapon, including a small gun if you're from the sticks. I used to take that same can to high school all the time by absentmindedly neglecting to remove it from my jacket^^^%%
2012-12-05 02:11:15 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: Chickens just don't die by themselves. Someone has to do it.


I read that as chickens don't fly themselves and someone has to do it (for them). Then I read it correctly. Then I had the visual of someone "helping" a chicken fly by flinging it hammer-style while someone else takes the poor little bastard out.
2012-12-05 01:39:57 PM
1 votes:

Walker


Eat Mor Bullits


I was thinking "Eat Mor Led". It gets the bad spelling in there without getting too close to a pretty decent Steve McQueen movie.
2012-12-05 01:39:41 PM
1 votes:
I wouldn't be surprised if the Chik-Fil-A executive wasn't on his way to commit a hate crime with that gun. Sexist, racist, homophobic and Christian.
2012-12-05 01:39:11 PM
1 votes:

had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.


Bonus points, ellipsis has something to do with airport security too. . .

i290.photobucket.com

At least in the movies :)
2012-12-05 01:33:32 PM
1 votes:
FTA
Then at noon, police arrested Derek Morgan after they said he tried to take a loaded .32 caliber handgun through a checkpoint

You would think that members of the BAU would be allowed to carry their guns on flights, or at least get a pass if he forgets to check it.
2012-12-05 01:32:40 PM
1 votes:

had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis........



FTFY
2012-12-05 01:27:11 PM
1 votes:
's secretary
2012-12-05 12:25:42 PM
1 votes:

Sid_6.7:
A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods, and is not an appropriate way to end a sentence, especially one at the end of the entirety of what you have written/a paragraph (such as it is). You might as well end your sentence with "^^^%%". It makes about as much sense grammatically.


These may help you.........

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2012-12-05 11:52:26 AM
1 votes:

colinspooky: Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.


Perhaps in Metric English it's called a "full stop."
2012-12-05 11:50:30 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.

2012-12-05 11:44:12 AM
1 votes:

colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


"Georgia's gun carry laws make it easy to forget you have a weapon on you. "

Just what we need, absent-minded gun owners...
And grammar nazis...
2012-12-05 10:44:21 AM
1 votes:

Godscrack: Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.


Wait...I thought the security checkpoint belonged to the exec.
2012-12-05 10:12:58 AM
1 votes:

ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


I have never forgotten where any of my firearms were. Maybe his mommy needs to take some of his toys away until he knows how to play nicely with them.
2012-12-05 09:41:39 AM
1 votes:
One of the other suspects:

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