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(WSBTV)   Atlanta airport makes three arrests in two hours upon discovering guns being brought through the security checkpoint - one of which belonged to a Chick-Fil-A executive   (wsbtv.com) divider line 254
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2012-12-05 09:40:03 AM
Oh relax, Submtter.He was probably just trying to guard himself and his employees against the rabid horde of same-sex couples coming through Atlanta that day. Perfectly understandable.
 
2012-12-05 09:41:39 AM
One of the other suspects:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-05 09:52:05 AM
God, guns and gays.
 
2012-12-05 09:58:09 AM
Eat Mor Bullits
 
2012-12-05 10:01:56 AM
Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"
 
2012-12-05 10:12:58 AM

ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


I have never forgotten where any of my firearms were. Maybe his mommy needs to take some of his toys away until he knows how to play nicely with them.
 
2012-12-05 10:16:31 AM
Ya know? I think that "forgetting" about your gun is a pretty good sign that you are either lying to law enforcement or that you seriously shouldn't own a gun.
 
2012-12-05 10:34:00 AM
Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.
 
2012-12-05 10:44:21 AM

Godscrack: Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.


Wait...I thought the security checkpoint belonged to the exec.
 
2012-12-05 10:48:21 AM

OtherLittleGuy: One of the other suspects:

[images.wikia.com image 500x495]


I hope he at least took the baseball bat off.
 
2012-12-05 10:59:05 AM
Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........
 
2012-12-05 11:19:42 AM
Heh my dumbass friend brought his backpack through a checkpoint when he was heading back home from his dad's place in New York. What he didn't realize was his dad had used the backpack before giving it back to him and forgot his little single-shot .22 pistol in it. My buddy gets to the airport, puts his bag on the scanner, and next thing he knows he's got a military guy pointing a M4 at him while he's being handcuffed. They take him to the back, on one is believing that he didn't mean to have it, and wouldn't let him make any calls. After about 5 hours an FBI agent comes in, realizes that my friend is actually telling the truth, and has him call his dad. Dad comes, says it's his and he forgot it, my friend gets off, and is able to get another flight out.

He said the best part of it was the look on the TSA agent's face at the secuity checkpoint as he went through again (she was still on shift from when he was arrested).

/CSB
//I forgot a box of ammo in my backpack going through once
///No arrest, but I'm on a TSA "watch list"
//Not a "No fly" list, but apparently they're watching me
/Slashies!!
 
2012-12-05 11:21:30 AM

ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


At the point where you have so many guns that you forget that you are carrying some of them around, you may have too many guns.
 
2012-12-05 11:23:59 AM

colinspooky: Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........


A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods, and is not an appropriate way to end a sentence, especially one at the end of the entirety of what you have written/a paragraph (such as it is). You might as well end your sentence with "^^^%%". It makes about as much sense grammatically.

B. The airport in TFA is the busiest in the world in terms of passenger traffic, and is located in Georgia, both certainly contributing to more guns being found on passengers compared to other airports.
 
2012-12-05 11:29:36 AM

Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods


Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?
 
2012-12-05 11:37:05 AM

Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?



Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............
 
2012-12-05 11:37:09 AM

Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


You left out an "s" on "things."
 
2012-12-05 11:40:33 AM

OtherLittleGuy: One of the other suspects:

[images.wikia.com image 500x495]



Carl Jr?  I didn't think their restaurant was so unpopular.
 
2012-12-05 11:43:21 AM
I can see how one would forget that.

Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".
 
2012-12-05 11:44:12 AM

colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


"Georgia's gun carry laws make it easy to forget you have a weapon on you. "

Just what we need, absent-minded gun owners...
And grammar nazis...
 
2012-12-05 11:45:58 AM

SurfaceTension: I can see how one would forget that.

Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".


Which begs the question, WHY is this an issue?
Why doesn't TSA respond with "You will have to check this bag sir or throw the gun away."
TADA, problem solved!!!

But no, instead they OVER REACT with deadly force.
farkem
 
2012-12-05 11:48:56 AM

colinspooky: Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........


I suspect that far, far more verboten "things" end up going through security checkpoints than get caught.
 
2012-12-05 11:50:24 AM

colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


Between twitter, text messaging, and people like you, soon our written language will consist solely of misappropriated punctuation.
 
2012-12-05 11:50:30 AM

Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.

 
2012-12-05 11:52:26 AM

colinspooky: Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.


Perhaps in Metric English it's called a "full stop."
 
2012-12-05 12:03:52 PM

colinspooky: Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.


No, it's definitely called a period. Surprisingly, words can have more than one meaning.
 
2012-12-05 12:07:31 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: colinspooky: Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.

No, it's definitely called a period. Surprisingly, words can have more than one meaning.


Yeah, I know. Sidewalk, freeway, check, sarcasm.........
 
2012-12-05 12:25:42 PM

Sid_6.7:
A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods, and is not an appropriate way to end a sentence, especially one at the end of the entirety of what you have written/a paragraph (such as it is). You might as well end your sentence with "^^^%%". It makes about as much sense grammatically.


These may help you.........

img38.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-05 01:26:45 PM
AT LEAST IT WASN'T A DILDO!
 
2012-12-05 01:27:11 PM
's secretary
 
2012-12-05 01:28:39 PM
 
2012-12-05 01:28:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

"Now, where did I leave my gun?"
 
2012-12-05 01:29:51 PM
The "I forgot it was there" defense should be an automatic license revoke for 1 year on the first offense and permanently after that along with making it illegal for you to even own one. If you're not careful enough with a gun to even know where it is you don't deserve to have it.
 
2012-12-05 01:30:46 PM

Sid_6.7: colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............

Between twitter, text messaging, and people like you, soon our written language will consist solely of misappropriated punctuation.


U mad, bro...??!&
 
2012-12-05 01:31:22 PM
Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.
 
2012-12-05 01:32:10 PM

Diogenes: God, guns and gays.


He's from Texas?
 
2012-12-05 01:32:40 PM

had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis........



FTFY
 
2012-12-05 01:33:27 PM

had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.


You mean ellipses, that's the plural.
 
2012-12-05 01:33:32 PM
FTA
Then at noon, police arrested Derek Morgan after they said he tried to take a loaded .32 caliber handgun through a checkpoint

You would think that members of the BAU would be allowed to carry their guns on flights, or at least get a pass if he forgets to check it.
 
2012-12-05 01:34:10 PM
I do not understand how this can happen. I've got a lot of guns, and I take them to the range all the time. I have never lost track of a gun.
 
2012-12-05 01:35:15 PM

colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


... - Ellipsis
.... or more - a Jeff Goldblum
 
2012-12-05 01:35:48 PM
"yer gonna like this chicken, motherfarker! Smile when you say you like it!"
 
2012-12-05 01:37:46 PM
Chick-Fil-A's interpretation of the bible:

"Thou shall not kill", an explicit commandment, isn't to be taken seriously.

The parts of Leviticus about tattoos and blended fabrics aren't to be taken seriously.

The part of Leviticus that tells priests of one, long gone temple in Jerusalem that homosexuality is not part of that, long gone priesthood, is cause to change United States law to forbid a third of Americans from having the same rights as the other two-thirds.

Geniuses, these executives. It's a miracle they ever remember that the chicken goes inside the bread in a chicken sandwich.
 
2012-12-05 01:37:58 PM
Responsible gun ownership: "Durr, I didn't know where my gun was"
 
2012-12-05 01:38:42 PM
Guns seems like one of those things that are important enough that you should know where yours is at all times. Even if you think you know where it is, you should occasionally check just to make sure it's still there, too.
 
2012-12-05 01:39:10 PM

KarmicDisaster: had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.

You mean ellipses, that's the plural.


Are you sure it isn't ellipsii?
 
2012-12-05 01:39:11 PM

had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.


Bonus points, ellipsis has something to do with airport security too. . .

i290.photobucket.com

At least in the movies :)
 
2012-12-05 01:39:28 PM
Chickens just don't die by themselves. Someone has to do it.
 
2012-12-05 01:39:29 PM
Executive Administrator - secretary not an executive. Still stupid regardless.
 
2012-12-05 01:39:35 PM

Beanlet: KarmicDisaster: had98c: Wow. A thread where there's a chance to bash TSA, Chik-Fil-A, the city of Atlanta, or greedy corporate executives, we instead argue over ellipsis.

You mean ellipses, that's the plural.

Are you sure it isn't ellipsii?


well...
 
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