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(Gizmodo)   With fine bone china patterned to look like human testicular tissue, the in-laws could be licking your balls this holiday season   (gizmodo.com) divider line 39
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2012-12-05 09:39:23 AM  
I'd like a few of those plates in the seminiferous tubules pattern, please.
 
2012-12-05 11:44:35 AM  
My wife always threatens to serve mine up on a platter so I'm getting a real kick out of these replies.
 
2012-12-05 11:45:46 AM  
i was thinking it would be more like this before I clicked:

i.istockimg.com

relax, it's elbow skin
 
2012-12-05 11:46:41 AM  
Did they use this guy for inspiration?

cdn.tuvez.com
 
2012-12-05 11:46:43 AM  
TEABAGGING!
 
2012-12-05 11:47:56 AM  
Those are fun, they look cool if you don't know the story, and they're worth a laugh if you do. A set of those would be perfect for the wedding gift for two med students, I'm sure there's a market somewhere.
 
2012-12-05 11:48:28 AM  
Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?
 
2012-12-05 11:48:29 AM  
Do they do custom work? I can find an inkpad to send them my pattern.
 
2012-12-05 11:49:15 AM  
"could you pass the peas? The ones on my nuts?"
 
2012-12-05 11:50:03 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Up close they always look like china. Yep, those are balls.
 
2012-12-05 11:50:09 AM  

trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?


We all have that one uncle.
 
2012-12-05 11:50:50 AM  
A while back the kids were out of the house so I told Mrs. Henry I'd make supper.
She completely lost her sh*t when I walked into the dining-room naked with my balls on her mother's favourite china platter. She didn't even appreciate the "meat" reference I made.

/women!
 
2012-12-05 11:53:32 AM  
I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.
 
2012-12-05 11:56:05 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

OR ITS JUST A COVER FOR FRENCH BATMAN!

Je suis homme chauve-souris
 
2012-12-05 11:56:07 AM  

Biness: I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.


wat
 
2012-12-05 11:56:17 AM  
Whose fine bone was used for this china?
 
2012-12-05 11:57:57 AM  

TXEric: Biness: I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.

wat


damn. wrong thread.
 
2012-12-05 12:00:49 PM  
Do they make a punchbowl and glasses in ovarian-tissue pattern? It's not like I'm going to be serving sperm-nog.
 
2012-12-05 12:02:32 PM  

trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?


Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.
 
2012-12-05 12:03:49 PM  
"Go ahead. But be careful, they're very delicate."

cbskool2.files.wordpress.com

/hot like they're just out of the oven
 
2012-12-05 12:05:59 PM  
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2012-12-05 12:08:08 PM  

uncleacid: Whose fine bone was used for this china?


The reason it's called that is that bone ash is actually added to the clay- usually a byproduct of the cows we make into hamburgers. It makes the clay even finer (porcelain is already very smooth, which allows it to retain as much strength as it does when made into thin shapes) and turns the end product somewhat translucent.
 
2012-12-05 12:08:50 PM  
Was looking for the the La Cage Aux Folles Greek Orgy China pattern...
 
2012-12-05 12:10:45 PM  
A great gift for a pathologist.
 
2012-12-05 12:10:52 PM  

cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.


I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?
 
2012-12-05 12:16:12 PM  
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2012-12-05 12:21:41 PM  

trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?


It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.
 
2012-12-05 12:30:28 PM  

cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.


Maybe you need to find guests that are more enthusiastic when they are licking your balls, cgraves67.
 
2012-12-05 12:32:15 PM  
Wouldn't it be funny if someone put their used teabag on your ball plate? No? Okay, carry on...
 
2012-12-05 12:33:28 PM  

Prof. Frink: cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.

Maybe you need to find guests that are more enthusiastic when they are licking your balls, cgraves67.


I've accumulated enough restraining orders, tyvm.
 
2012-12-05 12:41:54 PM  
How about no.
 
2012-12-05 12:52:58 PM  

cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.


I mean, it's not like the dog wouldn't be happy to lick my balls anyways. So I really don't get it.

/not that I would ever have him do that
 
2012-12-05 01:04:04 PM  
I like the Thyroid pattern but the Testicular pattern is way too girly.
 
2012-12-05 01:32:17 PM  
As someone just diagnosed with Graves Disease, the thyroid pattern seems appropriate.
 
2012-12-05 01:40:09 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s7.postimage.org image 679x483]

Dude, I'm going to hell for enjoying that.

/I'll have a seat over there
 
2012-12-05 02:02:56 PM  
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2012-12-05 02:57:58 PM  
So there's no actual liver or testicle on any of the plates

And that's where I lost interest.

Get some scrotal sack, hammer it out nice and thin and round and dip that shiat in acrylic, and I'm gonna buy some new dinnerware. For guests.

"John, as a guest in my house, you must eat off the nutsack plate".
I don't like having people over.
 
2012-12-06 09:59:16 AM  
How about something more "interesting"

An Ice Cream cone with a vagina on it?

An Ice Cream cone with a dick on it for your farkettes?
 
2012-12-06 12:44:36 PM  
No Cartman references? I am utterly flabbergasted.
 
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