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(NBC News)   Private sector creates only 118,000 jobs in November. But at least Obama kept his, right?   (nbcnews.com) divider line 144
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2012-12-05 09:12:11 AM

Moody's estimates that Sandy will knock 86,000 jobs off Friday's employment number.

- David Leonhardt (@DLeonhardt) December 5, 2012
 
2012-12-05 09:24:28 AM
If mitt was elected we would have had 12 million on day one.
 
2012-12-05 09:26:30 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Moody's estimates that Sandy will knock 86,000 jobs off Friday's employment number.- David Leonhardt (@DLeonhardt) December 5, 2012


Irrelevant. I am outraged that our presidebt is so useless at personally creating non-government jobs. I think he should resign so Mr. Romney, who has an impeccable track record of job creation, can assume his rightfully won position and usher us into a glorious new era of prosperity for some.
 
2012-12-05 09:53:10 AM
I don't know why they even bother to report November's numbers this early.  They're going to get revised anyway.  
 
2012-12-05 09:54:35 AM
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2012-12-05 10:03:16 AM
so, what's that... 34 months of continuous private-sector job growth? all the while republicans have fought tooth and nail to block any and all jobs legislation? yeah, that's terrible. :rolleyes:
 
2012-12-05 10:24:35 AM

FlashHarry: so, what's that... 34 months of continuous private-sector job growth? all the while republicans have fought tooth and nail to block any and all jobs legislation? yeah, that's terrible. :rolleyes:


If they had half a brain, they'd be saying that the success in spite of their efforts just goes to show how governmen tdoesn't create jobs.

They'd be wrong, obviously. But still.
 
2012-12-05 10:56:01 AM
Obama has been skimping on pulling that Create Jobs lever again.
 
2012-12-05 10:57:00 AM
But of course. The Republicans continually insist that partial improvement is identical to no improvement. Fartbongo has to create all the jobs at once, or none. Anything in between makes hardly a dent and is completely worthless.
 
2012-12-05 10:58:07 AM

Fart_Machine: Obama has been skimping on pulling that Create Jobs lever again.


Everyday he has to go into a bunker and enter the konomi code before the timer reaches potato.
 
2012-12-05 10:58:41 AM
So, conservatives, which is it? Can government create jobs or can't it? Or can government only create jobs when money is laundered through the DoD?
 
2012-12-05 10:59:34 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: So, conservatives, which is it? Can government create jobs or can't it? Or can government only create jobs when money is laundered through the DoD?


I don't understand why this concept is so hard for you libtardos to understand.
 
2012-12-05 11:01:04 AM
When Fartbongo bin Muslin gets back from his secret hadj to Mecca, he will address the jobs issue. By declaring jihad on Whitey, Jews, Republicans, Whitey, Christians, Capitalists, Oligarchs, Monarchs, Plutarch's, Archie Manning and the Golden Arches.
 
2012-12-05 11:01:12 AM
Sounds like an impeachable offense to me, whaddya say GOP?
 
2012-12-05 11:01:25 AM
Does think mean Romney was right all along and gets to be President?
 
2012-12-05 11:01:31 AM

EatHam: I don't know why they even bother to report November's numbers this early.  They're going to get revised anyway.


Because the stock market expects it.
 
2012-12-05 11:01:40 AM
Yes, at least Obama did. Romney wanted the presidency as a trophy. Anyone who thinks he was cut out for the presidecy is delusional. His tenure would have been a disaster.
 
2012-12-05 11:02:09 AM
The Job Creators (tm) are angry and want their taxes reduced to zero.

Then, they may deign to hire your sorry ass.
 
2012-12-05 11:02:41 AM

FlashHarry: so, what's that... 34 months of continuous private-sector job growth? all the while republicans have fought tooth and nail to block any and all jobs legislation? yeah, that's terrible. :rolleyes:


Still, the Bush recovery has been historically sluggish.

I hope it picks up steam under Obama.
 
2012-12-05 11:04:14 AM
Private sector creates only 118,000 jobs in November. But at least Obama kept his, right?

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2012-12-05 11:04:15 AM
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2012-12-05 11:07:44 AM

EatHam: I don't know why they even bother to report November's numbers this early.  They're going to get revised anyway.


This is ADP, a private payroll company. Their numbers may get revised, but I as I understand, they're reporting how many people are on the payrolls they process, not generating the U3/U6 via phone surveys (which the BLS does).

Look at your last paycheck/stub(. Now look back to me. Now back at that stub) - do you notice that "ADP" logo at one of the top corners? 2/3 of working people in this country do.

ADP's payroll numbers track pretty well with the BLS' numbers - they're not identical, but they usually move together.

// TMYK
 
2012-12-05 11:11:54 AM
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2012-12-05 11:11:54 AM

Dr Dreidel: EatHam: I don't know why they even bother to report November's numbers this early.  They're going to get revised anyway.

This is ADP, a private payroll company. Their numbers may get revised, but I as I understand, they're reporting how many people are on the payrolls they process, not generating the U3/U6 via phone surveys (which the BLS does).

Look at your last paycheck/stub(. Now look back to me. Now back at that stub) - do you notice that "ADP" logo at one of the top corners? 2/3 of working people in this country do.

ADP's payroll numbers track pretty well with the BLS' numbers - they're not identical, but they usually move together.

// TMYK


So what you're saying is the largest payroll company in the country is also a part of the conspiracy of fudging jobs numbers to make the President look good?
 
2012-12-05 11:12:32 AM
but I was told that the jobs nembers are skewed to make the President look good. So, congradulations President Barockout Fartbongo
 
2012-12-05 11:13:44 AM
FTFA: "Superstorm Sandy wreaked havoc on the job market in November, slicing an estimated 86,000 jobs from payrolls," said Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody's Analytics in a statement. Zandi helps compile the report.

"The manufacturing, retailing, leisure and hospitality, and temporary help industries were hit particularly hard by the storm. Abstracting from the storm, the job market turned in a good performance during the month," he said."


But don't let that stop you from farking that chicken, subby.
 
2012-12-05 11:15:28 AM
Despite the best efforts of Republicans at every level of the public and private sector...
 
2012-12-05 11:16:24 AM

HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "Superstorm Sandy wreaked havoc on the job market in November, slicing an estimated 86,000 jobs from payrolls," said Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody's Analytics in a statement. Zandi helps compile the report.

"The manufacturing, retailing, leisure and hospitality, and temporary help industries were hit particularly hard by the storm. Abstracting from the storm, the job market turned in a good performance during the month," he said."

But don't let that stop you from farking that chicken, subby.


Pfft. Sandy had no effect on jobs stupid libs. But Obama's response to it was worse than Katrina!!!!
 
2012-12-05 11:17:42 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: When Fartbongo bin Muslin gets back from his secret hadj to Mecca, he will address the jobs issue. By declaring jihad on Whitey, Jews, Republicans, Whitey, Christians, Capitalists, Oligarchs, Monarchs, Plutarch's, Archie Manning and the Golden Arches.


You said "Whitey" twice.
 
2012-12-05 11:24:03 AM

max_pooper: Dr Dreidel: EatHam: I don't know why they even bother to report November's numbers this early.  They're going to get revised anyway.

This is ADP, a private payroll company. Their numbers may get revised, but I as I understand, they're reporting how many people are on the payrolls they process, not generating the U3/U6 via phone surveys (which the BLS does).

Look at your last paycheck/stub(. Now look back to me. Now back at that stub) - do you notice that "ADP" logo at one of the top corners? 2/3 of working people in this country do.

ADP's payroll numbers track pretty well with the BLS' numbers - they're not identical, but they usually move together.

// TMYK

So what you're saying is the largest payroll company in the country is also a part of the conspiracy of fudging jobs numbers to make the President look good?


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2012-12-05 11:33:16 AM

qorkfiend: But of course. The Republicans continually insist that partial improvement is identical to no improvement. Fartbongo has to create all the jobs at once, or none. Anything in between makes hardly a dent and is completely worthless.


To be fair, all Republican are abysmally stupid.
 
2012-12-05 11:36:17 AM
Oh, trollsubs. F*ck you.
 
2012-12-05 11:37:51 AM
Private sector creates only 118,000 jobs in November.

Wow, we've come a long way from losing 800,000 jobs a month when Obama first started. Here we are biatching about "only" 118,000 new jobs.
 
2012-12-05 11:38:47 AM
Look, the sign of Submitter!

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2012-12-05 11:39:38 AM
Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?
 
2012-12-05 11:41:41 AM

Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?


I believe it rhymes with sax butts.
 
2012-12-05 11:41:55 AM
Republicans pray daily for another natural disaster to ding Obama's jobs numbers.
 
2012-12-05 11:42:42 AM

BMulligan: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: When Fartbongo bin Muslin gets back from his secret hadj to Mecca, he will address the jobs issue. By declaring jihad on Whitey, Jews, Republicans, Whitey, Christians, Capitalists, Oligarchs, Monarchs, Plutarch's, Archie Manning and the Golden Arches.

You said "Whitey" twice.


He likes Whitey.
 
2012-12-05 11:44:47 AM
Net jobs or new jobs (while ignoring new layoffs)?
Is kind of useful when the lame stream media actually tells you....um, what did we mused to call those things. Oh yea, details.
 
2012-12-05 11:45:56 AM
YAY!!! It's the government's job to create private sector jobs day again!!!
 
2012-12-05 11:45:58 AM

verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?

I believe it rhymes with sax butts.


Lax huts?
Ax glut?
Slacks strut?
VAX smut?
 
2012-12-05 11:46:59 AM

t3knomanser: verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?

I believe it rhymes with sax butts.

Lax huts?
Ax glut?
Slacks strut?
VAX smut?


Um, tracks mutt, I believe.
 
2012-12-05 11:48:10 AM

t3knomanser: verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?

I believe it rhymes with sax butts.

Lax huts?
Ax glut?
Slacks strut?
VAX smut?


MAX SLUTS!!!!!
 
2012-12-05 11:48:38 AM

verbaltoxin: t3knomanser: verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?

I believe it rhymes with sax butts.

Lax huts?
Ax glut?
Slacks strut?
VAX smut?

Um, tracks mutt, I believe.


Whack slut.
 
2012-12-05 11:52:49 AM

qorkfiend: verbaltoxin: t3knomanser: verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: Obama's fiscal cliff deal includes economic stimulus and the GOP's response is?

I believe it rhymes with sax butts.

Lax huts?
Ax glut?
Slacks strut?
VAX smut?

Um, tracks mutt, I believe.

Whack slut.


It's a Paul Ryan-sponsored bill, and he's feeling lonely.

// Packs' sluts
 
2012-12-05 11:55:35 AM
WHAR THE JOBS BOEHNER?!! WHAR
 
2012-12-05 11:59:06 AM

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Dude... is that real?
 
2012-12-05 12:03:03 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: When Fartbongo bin Muslin gets back from his secret hadj to Mecca, he will address the jobs issue. By declaring jihad on Whitey, Jews, Republicans, Whitey, Christians, Capitalists, Oligarchs, Monarchs, Plutarch's, Archie Manning and the Golden Arches.


You forgot to say Whitey again.
 
2012-12-05 12:03:27 PM

Altair: WHAR THE JOBS BOEHNER?!! WHAR


Boener lacks a boner for jobs

Or

Boener's jobs boner makes everyone laugh
/Like Jokers.
 
2012-12-05 12:03:37 PM
This means Milt Romley is automagically president and Fartbongo has to play the Soviet national anthem on a ukelele while riding a unicycle.
 
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