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(WESH Orlando)   Man lets pit bull babysit infant while he goes to the bar. Considering what state this happened in, that might have actually been the responsible thing to do   (wesh.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-05 10:33:10 AM
6 votes:
www.freeladders.com
2012-12-05 01:38:20 PM
3 votes:
FTFA: "The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying."

I heard that as sung by Tom Waits.
2012-12-05 10:00:09 AM
3 votes:
Makes sense. One of the first things you teach a dog is "Sit!"
2012-12-05 02:38:28 PM
2 votes:

SkunkWerks: Snarfangel: Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.

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Whilst being babysat by a pit bull actually isn't very far out of vogue.


My stepdaughter has a 2 year old, and god he loves our two pit bulls. Before he started talking he barked. He loves nothing more than spending hour upon hour running around naked in the back yard with the two dogs, barking, drinking out of the dog dish.

At thanksgiving, as I was putting away the leftovers, all three of them were sitting on the floor begging me for treats.

Hm. I thought this was all pretty cute, but now that I am reading back what I wrote I am thinking maybe a visit to a psychiatrist is in order.
2012-12-05 02:20:59 PM
2 votes:

pottie: How the heck did this rocket surgeon expect the dog to do a proper job of baby sitting if the door was closed?


Did the baby go anywhere? GOOD DOG!
2012-12-05 01:54:51 PM
2 votes:

factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


obstacol.com
2012-12-05 01:27:51 PM
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-05 01:23:34 PM
2 votes:
Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

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2012-12-05 09:54:28 AM
2 votes:

dletter: [www.iheartradio.com image 390x260]

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.


your kids would learn to make guttural grunts in two languages!
2012-12-05 09:48:41 AM
2 votes:
www.iheartradio.com

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.
2012-12-05 04:09:43 PM
1 votes:

Ardilla: My dog is getting a kick out of these replies....

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Obviously a menace. Hopefully you were pointing your machine gun at it right?

/why is it that pit bulls are evil killers but guns, hey man they're just a tool!
2012-12-05 03:46:38 PM
1 votes:
My dog is getting a kick out of these replies....

i.imgur.com
2012-12-05 03:01:00 PM
1 votes:

way south: Raised normally, they aren't any more dangerous than other terriers.


Terriers are evil little dogs that force me to nap with them on Saturday afternoons when I should be doing work around the house.
2012-12-05 02:45:22 PM
1 votes:

The Larch: Granted, it's not a Jack Russel or Westie or some other breed with a reputation for eating baby fingers,


Hey now, it isn't their fault baby fingers look like Snausages.
2012-12-05 02:21:22 PM
1 votes:
What kind of a woman leaves that kind of a man in charge of that kind of a dog in charge of that kind of a baby?
2012-12-05 02:17:21 PM
1 votes:

WillyChase: BronyMedic: Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

You are on a roll today with that one


I could really go for a baby on a roll. Fark, I'm starving.
2012-12-05 02:07:17 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


Editor: "THAT'S NOT A STORY! Can we say the Pit Bull ATE the baby?...OK, how about he just tasted the baby?"
2012-12-05 02:03:12 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....

Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.


Well, except now they can't get the kid to stop drinking out of the toilet.
2012-12-05 02:00:13 PM
1 votes:
According to our last pit bull thread, the dog should have eaten its way through the door so that it could consume the tasty tasty baby meat.
2012-12-05 01:29:11 PM
1 votes:
apparently he stopped at the barber first
2012-12-05 01:28:48 PM
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 565x456]


O.o
2012-12-05 01:24:38 PM
1 votes:
BABYQUARIUM!!1!!!
2012-12-05 01:23:41 PM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....


Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.
2012-12-05 01:20:31 PM
1 votes:
Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....
2012-12-05 11:33:24 AM
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


There are ways around that.

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2012-12-05 10:49:01 AM
1 votes:
Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.
2012-12-05 10:04:58 AM
1 votes:
I'm somewhat surprised mom said "fark this, I'm calling the cops", what with this being Fark, and all.
2012-12-05 09:57:35 AM
1 votes:
What do you expect, he's Mr. Worldwide.
 
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