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(WESH Orlando)   Man lets pit bull babysit infant while he goes to the bar. Considering what state this happened in, that might have actually been the responsible thing to do   (wesh.com) divider line 97
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2012-12-05 09:48:41 AM
www.iheartradio.com

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.
 
2012-12-05 09:54:28 AM

dletter: [www.iheartradio.com image 390x260]

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.


your kids would learn to make guttural grunts in two languages!
 
2012-12-05 09:57:35 AM
What do you expect, he's Mr. Worldwide.
 
2012-12-05 10:00:09 AM
Makes sense. One of the first things you teach a dog is "Sit!"
 
2012-12-05 10:04:58 AM
I'm somewhat surprised mom said "fark this, I'm calling the cops", what with this being Fark, and all.
 
2012-12-05 10:32:39 AM
Pit Bull, Schmitt Bull....it's probably Milhouse.
 
2012-12-05 10:33:10 AM
www.freeladders.com
 
2012-12-05 10:49:01 AM
Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.
 
2012-12-05 11:28:45 AM
"Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.
 
2012-12-05 11:33:24 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


There are ways around that.

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2012-12-05 12:10:37 PM

Diogenes: There are ways around that.

Yeah, like we didn't see THAT one coming.

 
2012-12-05 01:17:30 PM
Finally, we now know, Who let the dogs out . . .
 
2012-12-05 01:20:31 PM
Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....
 
2012-12-05 01:21:52 PM

Diogenes: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

There are ways around that.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 600x330]


In the recent "Pro-tip: Don't eat poo" thread, I was tempted to post that pic. But even I have standards, man. :)
 
2012-12-05 01:22:21 PM

Nothing To See Here: Finally, we now know, Who let the dogs out . . .


Guess not considering that it sounds like he left the dog locked outside of the baby's room to begin with. Even the dog thought he was a dumbass.
 
2012-12-05 01:23:21 PM
If it had been a Labrador, the headline would have said "dog." But hey, it's a pit, so naturally we have to include that in order to draw in readers.
 
2012-12-05 01:23:34 PM
Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

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2012-12-05 01:23:41 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....


Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.
 
2012-12-05 01:24:38 PM
BABYQUARIUM!!1!!!
 
2012-12-05 01:25:42 PM
They used to be called the Nanny Dogs. Look up old timey Victorian pictures - theres all sorts of "pitbull watching the baby" pictures out there. They're bred to be people-friendly, dog-aggressive.
 
2012-12-05 01:26:04 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


They weren't called Nanny Dogs 100 years ago for nothing
 
2012-12-05 01:26:18 PM
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2012-12-05 01:27:31 PM

danielscissorhands: Not available for comment...

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Maybe her and this girl can be friends?

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I hear they both like to play in trunks.
 
2012-12-05 01:27:45 PM

Snarfangel: Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.


www.ywgrossman.com

Whilst being babysat by a pit bull actually isn't very far out of vogue.
 
2012-12-05 01:27:51 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-05 01:28:48 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 565x456]


O.o
 
2012-12-05 01:29:11 PM
apparently he stopped at the barber first
 
2012-12-05 01:38:20 PM
FTFA: "The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying."

I heard that as sung by Tom Waits.
 
2012-12-05 01:38:25 PM
http://www.imediaethics.org/News/90/Pit_bull_molested_and_attacked_tod dler.php

You're welcome.
 
2012-12-05 01:39:21 PM

danielscissorhands: Not available for comment...


Thank you for this.
 
2012-12-05 01:41:38 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 565x456]

O.o


A photoshop entry a couple of days ago by, I can't remember who, got me looking more at negative space. (shrug)
 
2012-12-05 01:43:15 PM
media.tumblr.com

Well, in most cases, you don't slap a man.
 
2012-12-05 01:48:03 PM
I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.
 
2012-12-05 01:48:25 PM

Fett56: FTFA: "The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying."

I heard that as sung by Tom Waits.


Sounds like the dog did its job, at least.
 
2012-12-05 01:51:45 PM

dletter: [www.iheartradio.com image 390x260]

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.


Beside, that Pitbull had to be Alaska in 26 minutes!
 
2012-12-05 01:54:51 PM

factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


obstacol.com
 
2012-12-05 01:58:31 PM

AbortionsForAll: http://www.imediaethics.org/News/90/Pit_bull_molested_and_attacked_to d dler.php

You're welcome.


What is... I don't even...
 
2012-12-05 02:00:13 PM
According to our last pit bull thread, the dog should have eaten its way through the door so that it could consume the tasty tasty baby meat.
 
2012-12-05 02:03:12 PM

HotWingConspiracy: JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....

Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.


Well, except now they can't get the kid to stop drinking out of the toilet.
 
2012-12-05 02:07:17 PM

offmymeds: factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


Editor: "THAT'S NOT A STORY! Can we say the Pit Bull ATE the baby?...OK, how about he just tasted the baby?"
 
2012-12-05 02:12:50 PM

Zion21: At least they didn't get into a dog fight!


Its really only a problem if you leave vick to baby sit the pit bull to baby sit the baby.
 
2012-12-05 02:15:07 PM
How the heck did this rocket surgeon expect the dog to do a proper job of baby sitting if the door was closed?
 
2012-12-05 02:15:38 PM

BronyMedic: Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?


You are on a roll today with that one
 
2012-12-05 02:17:21 PM

WillyChase: BronyMedic: Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

You are on a roll today with that one


I could really go for a baby on a roll. Fark, I'm starving.
 
2012-12-05 02:20:59 PM

pottie: How the heck did this rocket surgeon expect the dog to do a proper job of baby sitting if the door was closed?


Did the baby go anywhere? GOOD DOG!
 
2012-12-05 02:21:22 PM
What kind of a woman leaves that kind of a man in charge of that kind of a dog in charge of that kind of a baby?
 
2012-12-05 02:24:32 PM
So the kid wasn't mauled to death? thats first time I heard a pitbull not doing so.
 
2012-12-05 02:27:10 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


I'm usually the first guy to jump in and defend pitbulls, but this time... no. Friendly dogs are usually fine with toddlers, but babies are another story entirely. Babies are wet crying pink things that smell funny and can freak dogs out. And quite possibly, dogs seem to get resentful as babies are competitors for affection (but this is anthropomorphising dogs too much) .

Terriers specifically seem to have a bad history with babies.

Don't leave a dog alone with a baby. Just don't.
 
2012-12-05 02:32:30 PM

Smeggy Smurf: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

They weren't called Nanny Dogs 100 years ago for nothing


They weren't called nanny dogs 100 years ago, period. That phrase was coined in the 1970s by pitbull advocates attempting to increase the legitimacy of the breed so that it would be recognized by the American Kennel Club, which it then was. People eventually came to assume that the term was as old as the breed, and the myth became self-perpetuating. One hundred years ago, pitbulls were known for one thing: their ruthless killing ability in the dog fighting pit. It's the only reason the breed exists in the first place.
 
2012-12-05 02:35:38 PM

The Larch: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

I'm usually the first guy to jump in and defend pitbulls, but this time... no. Friendly dogs are usually fine with toddlers, but babies are another story entirely. Babies are wet crying pink things that smell funny and can freak dogs out. And quite possibly, dogs seem to get resentful as babies are competitors for affection (but this is anthropomorphising dogs too much) .

Terriers specifically seem to have a bad history with babies.

Don't leave a dog alone with a baby. Just don't.


Why are you talking about terriers and other dog breeds? Just so you can be right about something?
 
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