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(96.1 KISS)   Good morning, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Oh my god your balls are showing (Not safe for work)   (961kiss.com) divider line 18
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2012-12-05 12:36:33 PM
4 votes:
Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again to lunge back to the other Newswoman who is now taking her silk scarf from her neck in an effort to provide some cover to her immodest guest. Unfortunately the knot is only half-undone when the man's sweating, pale, and hairy form is thrust upon her. Attempting to catch his balance, he grasps ahead of his fall, catching the edge of her scarf and unintentionally drawing it tight. Now strangled by her silk scarf, the newswoman flails wildly and begins turning blue. The other newsgirl with the wounded hand manages to free herself from the man's anus and is surprised at the piney-fresh scent on her hand. She'd fully expected it to smell of excrement, but here was her hand smelling like it had been gently plucking pine cones from a mountain meadow. She had now way of knowing that the biniki-clad gentleman was a regular practitioner of colonic cleansing and did so with a special recipe of eucalyptus balm, menthol, hemp oil soap, and pine oil.

Distracted by this discovery, she looked away from her asphyxiating colleague just as the choking woman bore down on her in a desperate plea for help. She trips over the gentleman's lower leg, however, as he's spread his stance wide in an attempt to regain control of his escaped package and return it to the confines of the bikini. Falling forward she lands face-first in the still-seated newswoman's cleavage just as she loses consciousness. The half-knot slips open, freeing her airway, and she is revived by the invigorating scent of the other newswoman's hand, now cologned with biniki-man's ass-cocktail.

They all laugh at the crazy chain of misadventure that has derailed their morning news program, smile, and wave to the grandparents in the audience. 

THAT is what I was expecting to see in the video. Imagine my disappointment.
2012-12-05 12:21:01 PM
2 votes:
Lemme guess. Everybody is more scandalized over the testicle than the fact that this crappy radio/tv show even exists in America.
2012-12-05 11:22:20 AM
2 votes:
I can't believe we let guys get away with this kind of sexual harassment in this day and age.
2012-12-05 09:04:44 PM
1 votes:
show me your nuts

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2012-12-05 03:05:50 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-05 01:35:27 PM
1 votes:
And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.
2012-12-05 01:13:05 PM
1 votes:
I was surprised to see how much it looked like a fine bone china pattern.
2012-12-05 12:48:47 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


I think this is some sort of attempt to trick a Spam filter into believing an email is good so it will bypass the filter.
2012-12-05 12:26:01 PM
1 votes:
Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.
2012-12-05 12:25:45 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-05 12:24:26 PM
1 votes:

GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.


Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.
2012-12-05 12:19:44 PM
1 votes:
Had to chuckle at the warning in the article. "You're going to see some man parts."

You know what? Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm not. . Yep, definitely not gonna do that.
2012-12-05 12:14:20 PM
1 votes:

van1ty: Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...


Somebody will think of them which will lead to somebody furiously masturbating while driving down the highway which causes them to run into a bus full of nuns transporting lifesaving medicine for the elderly who will then die because somebody showed his side ball.

Don't kill old people, keep your nuts covered.
2012-12-05 12:09:02 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-05 12:06:16 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-05 12:00:48 PM
1 votes:
Those wacky morning drive time jockeys! What will they think of next??
2012-12-05 10:21:16 AM
1 votes:
Hah! I hovered over the link and it says 'Farticle'. This is accurate.

Also, blah blah something about the story.
2012-12-05 10:06:59 AM
1 votes:
Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.
 
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