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2012-12-05 10:06:59 AM
Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.
 
2012-12-05 10:21:16 AM
Hah! I hovered over the link and it says 'Farticle'. This is accurate.

Also, blah blah something about the story.
 
2012-12-05 10:32:25 AM

basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.


Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work
 
2012-12-05 10:33:36 AM
Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.
 
2012-12-05 11:22:20 AM
I can't believe we let guys get away with this kind of sexual harassment in this day and age.
 
2012-12-05 12:00:48 PM
Those wacky morning drive time jockeys! What will they think of next??
 
2012-12-05 12:01:08 PM

xanadian: basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.

Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


Good try though, dude. I'll give you points on that one anyway.
 
2012-12-05 12:02:01 PM
Those chicks were hot.
 
2012-12-05 12:04:02 PM
That guy's nuts.
 
2012-12-05 12:04:31 PM

xanadian: basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.

Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


That man's nuts...grabbem! Ooof!

www.movieactors.com
 
2012-12-05 12:06:16 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-05 12:07:55 PM
I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.
 
2012-12-05 12:09:02 PM
bumblebee tuna
 
2012-12-05 12:09:38 PM
Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...
 
2012-12-05 12:10:19 PM
Daddy side-ball will always remind me of Christmas mornings as a kid.
 
2012-12-05 12:11:07 PM
No, that wasn't staged. Not staged at all.
 
GBB
2012-12-05 12:12:09 PM

xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.


1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.
 
2012-12-05 12:13:53 PM
He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]
 
2012-12-05 12:14:20 PM

van1ty: Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...


Somebody will think of them which will lead to somebody furiously masturbating while driving down the highway which causes them to run into a bus full of nuns transporting lifesaving medicine for the elderly who will then die because somebody showed his side ball.

Don't kill old people, keep your nuts covered.
 
2012-12-05 12:19:22 PM
Wardrobe malfunction?
 
2012-12-05 12:19:44 PM
Had to chuckle at the warning in the article. "You're going to see some man parts."

You know what? Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm not. . Yep, definitely not gonna do that.
 
2012-12-05 12:21:01 PM
Lemme guess. Everybody is more scandalized over the testicle than the fact that this crappy radio/tv show even exists in America.
 
2012-12-05 12:21:15 PM

xanadian: Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


Close enough. It was worth a chortle.
 
2012-12-05 12:24:26 PM

GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.


Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.
 
2012-12-05 12:25:45 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-05 12:26:01 PM
Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.
 
2012-12-05 12:27:36 PM

Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.


As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often
 
2012-12-05 12:27:37 PM

GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.


Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality
 
2012-12-05 12:28:23 PM
I saw this on the news, then tuned into DSC. It was hilarious.

The podcast of the show is at http://www.sandiegojack.com/global/Story.asp?s=12880043, grab the 12/3 eps. The TV part was aired about 6:55 AM.
 
2012-12-05 12:29:18 PM
Lindsay: There are certain things... that should be covered... up."
Doug: "I know. That's why I've got the hat."
Lindsay: "There are... There are certain things that need to remain closed."
Doug: "I know, and I for one respect Chick-fil-A for not serving people on Sunday. I wonder if we can get it so they don't serve Christians."
Lindsay: "...I can see your balls."
 
2012-12-05 12:30:30 PM

Spiralmonkey: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality FESTIVAL

 
2012-12-05 12:31:22 PM
Lame.

Why can't they just do "AWWW MY BALLS" already?
 
GBB
2012-12-05 12:35:15 PM

highendmighty: Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often


I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.
 
2012-12-05 12:35:19 PM
Aspect ratio fail.
 
2012-12-05 12:35:41 PM

highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]


And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.
 
2012-12-05 12:35:58 PM
I love DSC, this isn't a shuttle landing hoax, but its one of their larger pranks on San Diego.
 
2012-12-05 12:36:33 PM
Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again to lunge back to the other Newswoman who is now taking her silk scarf from her neck in an effort to provide some cover to her immodest guest. Unfortunately the knot is only half-undone when the man's sweating, pale, and hairy form is thrust upon her. Attempting to catch his balance, he grasps ahead of his fall, catching the edge of her scarf and unintentionally drawing it tight. Now strangled by her silk scarf, the newswoman flails wildly and begins turning blue. The other newsgirl with the wounded hand manages to free herself from the man's anus and is surprised at the piney-fresh scent on her hand. She'd fully expected it to smell of excrement, but here was her hand smelling like it had been gently plucking pine cones from a mountain meadow. She had now way of knowing that the biniki-clad gentleman was a regular practitioner of colonic cleansing and did so with a special recipe of eucalyptus balm, menthol, hemp oil soap, and pine oil.

Distracted by this discovery, she looked away from her asphyxiating colleague just as the choking woman bore down on her in a desperate plea for help. She trips over the gentleman's lower leg, however, as he's spread his stance wide in an attempt to regain control of his escaped package and return it to the confines of the bikini. Falling forward she lands face-first in the still-seated newswoman's cleavage just as she loses consciousness. The half-knot slips open, freeing her airway, and she is revived by the invigorating scent of the other newswoman's hand, now cologned with biniki-man's ass-cocktail.

They all laugh at the crazy chain of misadventure that has derailed their morning news program, smile, and wave to the grandparents in the audience. 

THAT is what I was expecting to see in the video. Imagine my disappointment.
 
2012-12-05 12:36:42 PM

ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.


Lets hope, who else will kill a bit? Chain isn't enough of a douche and Ruth can't do it constantly...
 
GBB
2012-12-05 12:38:22 PM

Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.


What should I do, then? Point out that you fail at pointing out my perceived failure?
My comment was not about the alliteration. Look again. Look... harder. Testicle.... 1....2.... trifecta??
 
2012-12-05 12:40:13 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-05 12:40:56 PM

GBB: I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.


Nawww - deciphering ambiguity is a fun brain exercise :)

ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.


That's a good point. I noticed that he wasn't on today, but hadn't made the connection. I wonder if the cameraperson got the day off, too, fair being fair and all.
 
2012-12-05 12:41:32 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


You should get out more....
 
2012-12-05 12:45:20 PM

Mog32Kupo: ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.

Lets hope, who else will kill a bit? Chain isn't enough of a douche and Ruth can't do it constantly...


Boyer also had a similar mishap with the adult diaper TV visit a few months ago (Mother's Day?), but supposedly nobody has video of that.
 
2012-12-05 12:48:47 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


I think this is some sort of attempt to trick a Spam filter into believing an email is good so it will bypass the filter.
 
2012-12-05 12:49:01 PM
Well having this happen at a radio station named Jack-FM seems about right.
 
2012-12-05 12:51:21 PM
Damn. I thought they revived the Larry Sanders Show.

/Obscure?
//Nothing is.
 
2012-12-05 12:53:41 PM

On-Off: Lame.

Why can't they just do "AWWW MY BALLS" already?


They do. It's called "America's Funniest Videos"
 
2012-12-05 12:54:17 PM
Would that put him on the sex ofenders list since little kids saw it?
 
2012-12-05 12:55:18 PM
People should be offended by the host puking in the microphone. It amazes me that people find the wacky morning zoo radio entertaining.
 
2012-12-05 12:57:19 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


I seriously doubt the anchorwoman who just got her finger snapped would stop at the very end to laugh and wave. I mean you could at least TRY to make it believable!
 
2012-12-05 01:05:29 PM
Not my bag.
 
2012-12-05 01:12:39 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected...


Aaaaaand favorite added. Good job.
 
2012-12-05 01:13:05 PM
I was surprised to see how much it looked like a fine bone china pattern.
 
2012-12-05 01:14:21 PM
Keep it classy, San Diego.
 
2012-12-05 01:21:04 PM

GBB: highendmighty: Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often

I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.


and YOU, sir, caught the hidden double entendre. YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!!

Spiralmonkey: Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality


Truly.
 
2012-12-05 01:21:43 PM
hey hey lady, my eyes are up here.
 
2012-12-05 01:27:27 PM
priyankaseconomicblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-05 01:35:27 PM
And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.
 
Sio
2012-12-05 01:45:24 PM
We have some ok morning deejays here in the Denver area. I listen to Lewis and Floorwax, most of the rest of the stations have two blathering idiots on as opposed to deejays...
 
2012-12-05 01:52:18 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Is not impressed.
 
2012-12-05 02:05:30 PM
Meh.
 
2012-12-05 02:06:24 PM
Had he Touted his balls to Vince on Raw, he would have gotten a free month of TF in the FWC threads.
TOUT
TWITTER
TOUT
 
2012-12-05 02:09:30 PM
Obvious fake laughter is obvious.
 
2012-12-05 02:22:45 PM

ChrisDe: I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.


So the DSC isn't on KGB any more?

/Left San Diego in 2002.
 
2012-12-05 02:26:36 PM
Wow, Dave Shelley and Chainsaw are still on the air? So far as "whacky morning shows" go, they were pretty good when I was in high school. But then again, I was in farking high school.
 
2012-12-05 02:29:29 PM

xanadian: GBB: highendmighty: Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often

I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.

and YOU, sir, caught the hidden double entendre. YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!!

Spiralmonkey: Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality

Truly.


Y'know, we just need a story about a one nutter to totally trifecta.

Perhaps someone could tag a tantalizing tale of tragedy turned triumph over a testicular tumor.
 
2012-12-05 02:33:37 PM

Balchinian: And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.


Normal people sit in cubes for 9-10 hours a day. Plus they spend 1 hour in their steel cage with tires.

Then they go to the Christmas party.

/yeah, cash bar
 
2012-12-05 02:33:57 PM
Don't act like you're not impressed.

/got nuthin
 
2012-12-05 02:37:33 PM

Balchinian: And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.


You'd be very wrong. (As part of my consulting, I manage a ratings database for one of the advertising companies in town, just so you know I am not talking out my ass). When DSC left KGB, the station went from #1 to #9 within two months, and is now rated lower than that (having the same programming, classic rock, as it always has.) Their advertising dollars tanked because listeners and advertisers left. Right now, the news program that carries their 3 minute morning radio spot is #1.

To be fair, this was a particularly wakcy, morning-zoo, type of stunt which is not typical of this particular show. And Shelly is an wet rag who does fake laugh alot and has no original material.
 
2012-12-05 02:53:34 PM
Not NSFW. The camera tilts up out of view of said junk.
 
2012-12-05 02:58:17 PM

Cybernetic: ChrisDe: I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.

So the DSC isn't on KGB any more?

/Left San Diego in 2002.


chechcal: Wow, Dave Shelley and Chainsaw are still on the air? So far as "whacky morning shows" go, they were pretty good when I was in high school. But then again, I was in farking high school.


They were off the air for quite a while in a contract dispute. Apparently, Clearchannel wanted to axe the hangers-on like the retired hooker-lesbian chick and the guy that plays drums and what have you and Dave said fark you.

At least that's what I heard.
 
2012-12-05 03:05:50 PM
catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-05 03:16:09 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


The ARISTOCRATS!
 
2012-12-05 03:21:29 PM
It's the pleats. also, book mark
 
2012-12-05 03:46:24 PM

Grandemadaca: Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.


Russ Martin show on 97.1 is the only show I've ever listened to that did not make me want to drive to the studio and kill every mother farker in there from sheer boredom at the tepid stupidity.

It's on 3-7 PM. Similar to old school stern, as far as I know.
 
2012-12-05 04:39:27 PM
And the man in the back said "Hey, check out my sack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
 
2012-12-05 04:39:43 PM

Grandemadaca: Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.


Steve and Gary (scumbag wormies) from Chicago (WLUP?) pwned them all.
 
2012-12-05 06:18:50 PM

bearded clamorer: And the man in the back said "Hey, check out my sack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz


Snert.
 
2012-12-05 06:30:44 PM
Awesome DSC!
 
2012-12-05 06:31:55 PM
Good for him.

The balls yearn for freedom!
 
2012-12-05 06:51:34 PM

Kanemano: hey hey lady, my eyes are up here.


No one ever posted the pic.
 
2012-12-05 07:54:36 PM
I grew up listening to the Dawn Patrol and thought they were the best thing on radio. Am I just getting older or have these guys just run out of good material?
 
2012-12-05 08:01:15 PM
they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?
 
2012-12-05 08:23:03 PM

Cybernetic: ChrisDe: I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.

So the DSC isn't on KGB any more?

/Left San Diego in 2002.


I left about then too. I noticed Dave was becoming an insufferable douche from about 1998. Is he still? Or did he go back to the way he was?
 
2012-12-05 08:33:22 PM

ogle5431: I grew up listening to the Dawn Patrol and thought they were the best thing on radio. Am I just getting older or have these guys just run out of good material?


They ran out of material 10 years ago. They need to dump Shelly too, she has never contributed anything to the show.
 
2012-12-05 08:35:42 PM

DerekSD: they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?


Alcohol problems from what I hear. He was recording the overnight show for KGB for a while after he was off DSC but I don't know if he still is or not. He was awesome on that show. I think after he left they list the last good thing they had.
 
2012-12-05 09:04:44 PM
show me your nuts

metricbuttload.com
 
2012-12-05 10:44:57 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


i725.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-05 11:32:17 PM
Love your show
 
2012-12-05 11:48:21 PM

van1ty: Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...


The trauma children suffer from seeing nipples and genitalia is irreversible, didn't you know that? It scars them for life.
 
2012-12-06 12:36:39 AM
the best of DSC's yearly fund drive CD was always the best. hooked on kfi's 640 handel on the news.
 
2012-12-06 09:59:32 AM
No mention of Boyer or The Bit That Can't Be Mentioned again today. I suspect we won't be hearing him until Monday.
 
2012-12-06 10:25:27 AM

Combustion: I left about then too. I noticed Dave was becoming an insufferable douche from about 1998. Is he still? Or did he go back to the way he was?


After his wife died, he became a bitter, cranky, almost unlistenable person for a couple of years. He mellowed after he remarried and is, again, quick-witted and personable, empathetic with a good amount of cynicism. Who wouldn't be cynical after working with Boyer and carrying Shelly for al those years ;)

DerekSD: they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?


Last I heard, about 6 months ago, Bromo is the morning record spinner on KGB.
 
2012-12-07 12:25:16 AM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
 
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