AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...
GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.hehehehe...alliteration.1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.
van1ty: Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...
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