Not my bag.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected...

Aaaaaand favorite added. Good job.

I was surprised to see how much it looked like a fine bone china pattern.

Keep it classy, San Diego.

hey hey lady, my eyes are up here.

And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.

We have some ok morning deejays here in the Denver area. I listen to Lewis and Floorwax, most of the rest of the stations have two blathering idiots on as opposed to deejays...

Meh.

ChrisDe: I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.

So the DSC isn't on KGB any more?

/Left San Diego in 2002.

Wow, Dave Shelley and Chainsaw are still on the air? So far as "whacky morning shows" go, they were pretty good when I was in high school. But then again, I was in farking high school.

xanadian: GBB: highendmighty: Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often

I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.

and YOU, sir, caught the hidden double entendre. YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!!

Spiralmonkey: Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality

Truly.

Y'know, we just need a story about a one nutter to totally trifecta.

Perhaps someone could tag a tantalizing tale of tragedy turned triumph over a testicular tumor.

Balchinian: And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.

Normal people sit in cubes for 9-10 hours a day. Plus they spend 1 hour in their steel cage with tires.

Then they go to the Christmas party.

/yeah, cash bar

Don't act like you're not impressed.

/got nuthin

Balchinian: And they wonder why radio is a dying medium.

Seriously, fire all the DJ's and line your pockets with the money you save. I don't want any of it. Just automate the programming and ads, and make the DJ's get jobs at Goodwill like the rest of the mentally challenged population, so that normal people don't have to interact with them. I guarantee you ratings would go up, in the morning in particular.

You'd be very wrong. (As part of my consulting, I manage a ratings database for one of the advertising companies in town, just so you know I am not talking out my ass). When DSC left KGB, the station went from #1 to #9 within two months, and is now rated lower than that (having the same programming, classic rock, as it always has.) Their advertising dollars tanked because listeners and advertisers left. Right now, the news program that carries their 3 minute morning radio spot is #1.

To be fair, this was a particularly wakcy, morning-zoo, type of stunt which is not typical of this particular show. And Shelly is an wet rag who does fake laugh alot and has no original material.

Not NSFW. The camera tilts up out of view of said junk.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...

The ARISTOCRATS!

It's the pleats. also, book mark

Grandemadaca: Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.

Russ Martin show on 97.1 is the only show I've ever listened to that did not make me want to drive to the studio and kill every mother farker in there from sheer boredom at the tepid stupidity.

It's on 3-7 PM. Similar to old school stern, as far as I know.

Grandemadaca: Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.

Steve and Gary (scumbag wormies) from Chicago (WLUP?) pwned them all.

bearded clamorer: And the man in the back said "Hey, check out my sack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz

Snert.

Awesome DSC!

Good for him.

The balls yearn for freedom!

Kanemano: hey hey lady, my eyes are up here.

No one ever posted the pic.

I grew up listening to the Dawn Patrol and thought they were the best thing on radio. Am I just getting older or have these guys just run out of good material?

they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?

Cybernetic: ChrisDe: I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.

So the DSC isn't on KGB any more?

/Left San Diego in 2002.

I left about then too. I noticed Dave was becoming an insufferable douche from about 1998. Is he still? Or did he go back to the way he was?

ogle5431: I grew up listening to the Dawn Patrol and thought they were the best thing on radio. Am I just getting older or have these guys just run out of good material?

They ran out of material 10 years ago. They need to dump Shelly too, she has never contributed anything to the show.

DerekSD: they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?

Alcohol problems from what I hear. He was recording the overnight show for KGB for a while after he was off DSC but I don't know if he still is or not. He was awesome on that show. I think after he left they list the last good thing they had.

show me your nuts

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...

the best of DSC's yearly fund drive CD was always the best. hooked on kfi's 640 handel on the news.

No mention of Boyer or The Bit That Can't Be Mentioned again today. I suspect we won't be hearing him until Monday.

Combustion: I left about then too. I noticed Dave was becoming an insufferable douche from about 1998. Is he still? Or did he go back to the way he was?

After his wife died, he became a bitter, cranky, almost unlistenable person for a couple of years. He mellowed after he remarried and is, again, quick-witted and personable, empathetic with a good amount of cynicism. Who wouldn't be cynical after working with Boyer and carrying Shelly for al those years ;)

DerekSD: they're nothing without bromo.

anybody know what happened to that kook?

Last I heard, about 6 months ago, Bromo is the morning record spinner on KGB.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.