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(   Why teachers won't let students go to the bathroom during class (besides the obvious joy that is derived from watching Subby squirm)   ( divider line
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2012-12-05 09:44:27 AM  
Somewhat on the topic of the thread; when I was in college, many of my professors wouldn't let you go to the restroom during an exam, because enterprising students would put cheat sheets in their pockets or in their shoes, and then go off and look back over math formulas or definitions or whatever they were having trouble on. In fact, my Constitutional Law professor would lock the door and would not get up and unlock it until you handed him your completed test paper. You always knew which teachers had that policy because a few times every two weeks, lines outside the bathrooms would be extremely long.

/cool story, sis
//slashies for sharing
2012-12-05 10:20:59 AM  
Couple of months ago I was in a school when a first grader started a fire in the bathroom. Good times.
2012-12-05 10:53:29 AM  
Ahhh, subby, wait 'till you become part of the workforce. Enjoy highschool, even if it sucks. Hell, enjoy college once you get there.
2012-12-05 11:40:10 AM  
In grade school, "Tinkles" sat right next to "Tiny Tears". If the teacher looked at them cross-eyed, they would both cut loose.
2012-12-05 11:41:36 AM

Reminds all Farkers to turn this up really loudly.
2012-12-05 12:24:31 PM  
If I go to the basement bathroom, the lion will eat me.
2012-12-05 05:02:08 PM  
Teachers can't win on this. Kids have all the cards. It's always an emergency when it really never is. Some kids have to go EVERY day, and questioning the length of time it takes them merely takes one further down the rabbit hole.
2012-12-06 12:24:16 AM  
Because most of the time, you don't really have to go, do you? And there is plenty of time to tinkle between classes and before school if you're not farking around in the halls.
2012-12-08 01:02:40 AM  
High school was such a long time ago. I have a shy bladder. I can't go to the bathroom most of the time if there's someone in the same room, or if I think someone's in the room, or if I can hear someone outside of the room. I usually held it in until after school. Now, I drink 5 cups of coffee a day, and urinate 7 times a day. Yay for ruining your bladder by holding it in for too long.
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