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(Quad City Times)   Deer season is over in Iowa, and the final numbers are in: hunters managed to bag 60,000 deer, 4 hunters   (qctimes.com) divider line 10
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2012-12-05 10:12:31 AM
8 votes:
Oh great. Now who are the antelope going to play with?
2012-12-05 10:24:22 AM
6 votes:

danielscissorhands: ChipNASA: Pussies,
I hunt deer with my bear hands and a knife. Mano a Mano. That's the only way to do it. I like to feel them quiver and strain when I wrestle them to the ground and then bend them back and plunge the blade *deep* in to their necks...twisting to ensure I sever the spinal cord and feeling them take their last breaths and then feeling their lungs deflate like a children's balloon when you stop pinching the neck. And not of those fancy plastic tools to remove the anus when you're field dressing your game. I like to do that with my bare hands. One finger....then two....then my entire hand. Mmmmm.
Just the though arouses me.
/good times, good times.

How did you come to have bear hands?


He cut them off the bear that took his precious baby's life in the first few hours of his existence.

See, ChipNASA was not always a bloodthirsty hunter of bears. Until one took the life of Quinn.

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This is Quinn. He sets atop ChipNASA's baby grand piano, in a tasteful interior decorating display. He is a constant reminder of the reason why he has a bloodlust for ursine creatures.
2012-12-05 10:12:31 AM
4 votes:
The hunters don't count unless they are field dressed and tied to the hood of a car.
2012-12-05 10:25:46 AM
2 votes:
BronyMedic
OMFG I'm totally LMMFAO
/slow golf clap
2012-12-05 12:11:04 PM
1 votes:

Tyrone Biggums: UDel_Kitty: What are the rules on hunting? Only allowed to shoot a certain size?

I think in Illinois it depends on the tag you get. But I guess I was making a reference to him shooting fawns. I had to ask my office mate (who is an avid hunter). He said that hunting season is set so that the chances of shooting a fawn are pretty slim.


Them avids are good eatin'
2012-12-05 10:34:37 AM
1 votes:
so, i know people who hunt. someday i'll ask to come along, just for fun. I have no problem with hunting, nor do i have a problem with dressing/butchering an animal.

but, here's what I've noticed that's actually important. hunters like the big fancy deers. that's great for them. but, all those bucks are old. their meat sucks. basically only good for sausage or stew.

sometime recently, i knew this guy who shot a very young deer because it was destroying crops on his farm. he brought it over and cooked it up and it was farking amazing. it was the veal version of deer. great flavor, but the softness and tenderness of a baby lamb. it was awesome.

so, if i went hunting, i would pursue the youngest deer. afterall, my trophy case is in my belly.
2012-12-05 10:22:06 AM
1 votes:
In our ER the start of hunting season is always an auspicious day, especially if it's windy. Our trauma team has its hands full with hunters who fall out of tree stands (plus or minus the presence of alcohol in their system).

I'm cringing at the poster that said his friend blew his balls off with a shotgun. How did he manage that? Ugh. We get gangbangers that do that fairly commonly, but that's usually because they were mexican carrying (although if you ask them it would sound like there was an epidemic of window cleaners sniping at people's dicks).
2012-12-05 10:19:28 AM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Pussies,
I hunt deer with my bear hands and a knife. Mano a Mano. That's the only way to do it. I like to feel them quiver and strain when I wrestle them to the ground and then bend them back and plunge the blade *deep* in to their necks...twisting to ensure I sever the spinal cord and feeling them take their last breaths and then feeling their lungs deflate like a children's balloon when you stop pinching the neck. And not of those fancy plastic tools to remove the anus when you're field dressing your game. I like to do that with my bare hands. One finger....then two....then my entire hand. Mmmmm.
Just the though arouses me.
/good times, good times.


How did you come to have bear hands?
2012-12-05 10:18:18 AM
1 votes:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
2012-12-05 10:15:53 AM
1 votes:
Pussies,
I hunt deer with my bear hands and a knife. Mano a Mano. That's the only way to do it. I like to feel them quiver and strain when I wrestle them to the ground and then bend them back and plunge the blade *deep* in to their necks...twisting to ensure I sever the spinal cord and feeling them take their last breaths and then feeling their lungs deflate like a children's balloon when you stop pinching the neck. And not of those fancy plastic tools to remove the anus when you're field dressing your game. I like to do that with my bare hands. One finger....then two....then my entire hand. Mmmmm.
Just the though arouses me.
/good times, good times.
 
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