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(Quad City Times)   Deer season is over in Iowa, and the final numbers are in: hunters managed to bag 60,000 deer, 4 hunters   ( divider line
    More: Followup, deer season, Iowa, state Department of Natural Resources, deer, hunters  
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2012-12-05 11:47:06 AM  
2 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: many, many of them were already visibly drunk

Well, in their defense, they were probably "still drunk" not "already drunk".
2012-12-05 10:24:22 AM  
2 votes:

danielscissorhands: ChipNASA: Pussies,
I hunt deer with my bear hands and a knife. Mano a Mano. That's the only way to do it. I like to feel them quiver and strain when I wrestle them to the ground and then bend them back and plunge the blade *deep* in to their necks...twisting to ensure I sever the spinal cord and feeling them take their last breaths and then feeling their lungs deflate like a children's balloon when you stop pinching the neck. And not of those fancy plastic tools to remove the anus when you're field dressing your game. I like to do that with my bare hands. One finger....then two....then my entire hand. Mmmmm.
Just the though arouses me.
/good times, good times.

How did you come to have bear hands?

He cut them off the bear that took his precious baby's life in the first few hours of his existence.

See, ChipNASA was not always a bloodthirsty hunter of bears. Until one took the life of Quinn.

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This is Quinn. He sets atop ChipNASA's baby grand piano, in a tasteful interior decorating display. He is a constant reminder of the reason why he has a bloodlust for ursine creatures.
2012-12-05 10:18:18 AM  
2 votes:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
2012-12-05 09:40:01 AM  
2 votes:
The article says 4 or 5 hunters were injured. It doesn't say killed. Presumably, this is not just guys falling out of tree stands but who knows?

// If it's just woundings of people participating in the hunt (and not innocent bystanders), then I'd say it's a pretty good year and the rest of us have no basis for complaining.

// Come on subby, if you want to make a point, do a little more work.
2012-12-05 10:32:33 PM  
1 vote:


Begs to differ :
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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store not a government agency.
2012-12-05 12:13:52 PM  
1 vote:

blunto: Why does it seem that fark so anti hunting? It's a strange viewpoint from people who mainly live in cities and sit at a desk all day.

Not really, a lot of the uninitiated think hunting is just about getting beer'd up and killing defenseless animals for the hell of it..."Dumb Shiat Rednecks Do"...
2012-12-05 10:34:37 AM  
1 vote:
so, i know people who hunt. someday i'll ask to come along, just for fun. I have no problem with hunting, nor do i have a problem with dressing/butchering an animal.

but, here's what I've noticed that's actually important. hunters like the big fancy deers. that's great for them. but, all those bucks are old. their meat sucks. basically only good for sausage or stew.

sometime recently, i knew this guy who shot a very young deer because it was destroying crops on his farm. he brought it over and cooked it up and it was farking amazing. it was the veal version of deer. great flavor, but the softness and tenderness of a baby lamb. it was awesome.

so, if i went hunting, i would pursue the youngest deer. afterall, my trophy case is in my belly.
2012-12-05 10:25:46 AM  
1 vote:
OMFG I'm totally LMMFAO
/slow golf clap
2012-12-05 10:22:25 AM  
1 vote:
My Iowa deer hunting CSB

Spent one year freezing my ass before and after school every day (back when you could leave the shotgun in the trunk of your car and nobody freaked the hell out) for two weeks, and on the last day of the season I sat out all day that Sunday, freezing my ass, and did not see one deer, at all that season.

So, disappointed, I started driving toward home, and about halfway there a farking deer jumped out of the ditch, dented the side of my car, and ran off.

The end
2012-12-05 10:16:53 AM  
1 vote:
Why does it seem that fark so anti hunting? It's a strange viewpoint from people who mainly live in cities and sit at a desk all day.

You could probably find more than 4 people hit by buses or taxis during that same period of time. No one on fark has a smarmy superiority complex against traffic because of it.
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